Post by funnydrunkygal on Jun 18, 2007 20:34:40 GMT -5
Hey pallies, I thought of this swingin' idea of a adventure just for lots of laughs and fun! It's OUR version of the hilarously funny classic Dino flick, 'Kiss Me Stupid'. Everyone is allowed to post, but I thought it'd be kinda fun to post pictures of ourselves. It won't be a long story, it'll just be a very fun thing to write! The main player of course is Dino, it's 1964, and we all live in Climax, Nevada. I am Lynn Slugger (fake last name), a young woman who shares a house with my pally, Kim. Sel, Paula, Butterscotchgreer and Monica are next door neighbors. Dino spends the night at our house, and he is just after me like wildfire, while the rest of the other girlies and trying to snag him. Let the hilaraty begin!
Here's a link to the movie, www.tcmdb.com/title/title.jsp?stid=17189
I'll post pics for me and Dean
The players:
Dino:
Lynn:
Hope you girlies will like this, I'm sure you will. You guys love me even if I am crazy, and I love ya too!
Anyway, hope this won't be too scary for the readers, if they are, don't read it. You've been warned.
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The hot Nevada desert sun beats down on Lynn Slugger as she walks down Main street in Climax Nevada. Lynn wipes her sweaty brow and hoists the paper sack full of groceys to her other arm.
Lynn: I wish I could get outta this piece of work....
Lynn sighs and eyes the small yellow house ahead of her,'Only 5 more blocks' she thinks to herself. She digs through her dress pocket for her ciggy pack.
Lynn: What? Don't tell me I'm all out! No ciggys?
Lynn wheels around just a a creamy colored Caddy with it's top down screech to a stop right in front of her. She squints to see the driver, she blinks, and the handsome man takes off his shades. His black wavy hair is blown by the wind and his shirt is loosly unbuttoned to show the top part of his chest.
Lynn almost faints as she hears him talk to her. HER! She could'nt control herself. Imagine, little Lynn Slugger from Climax, Lynn, quite a looker though, attracts this man's attention from the start.
Dean Martin: Hey, baby. Where you scootin' to? I'd be more than happy to give ya' a lift.... well, the word is delighted.
Lynn drops her mouth and shrieks.
Lynn: You're.... DEAN MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean smiles suavly and opens the passager door.
Dean: That's right baby, anything wrong with that.
Lynn squeals and hops into the passager seat, loosing her high heel on the way.
Dean: Ooops, here let me help ya witht that...
Dean scoots down and leans down under Lynn's legs as she giggles crazily, he fits her shoe back on her foot, then runs his hand up her leg, locks eyes with Lynn, then slips back into his own seat.
Lynn: You have soft hands.
Lynn bats her lashes at Dean.
Dean: You have soft legs.
Lynn blushes as Dean winks at her, then she scoots real close like next to Dean.
Lynn: You know, I love 'Everybody Loves Somebody'...
Dean grins and puts his arm around her, resting his hand on her thigh.
Dean: You do? Well, I'm so glad! It's probley one of the most fun songs I've ever done!
Lynn smiles sultry like as Dean drives.
Dean: Where we goin', darlin'?
Lynn points to the yellow house in the distance and Dean nods.
Dean: Wanna Camel?
Lynn: You bet, I was all out....
Lynn takes the lit ciggy and Dean lights his own.
Lynn: You know, I love every song you've ever done, movie, show. Everything about you. And I certanily love the real you too!
Dean smiles and scratches his head.
Dean: I'm like this all the time.....
Dean drives into the driveway and puts the car in park. Dean gets out and helps Lynn out, grabs the grocrey bag and sets it on the stoop.
Dean: Nice place you got here, Miss?
Lynn: Lynn Slugger.... Hey, you goin' someplace soon?
Dean nods and stomps his ciggy out on a step.
Dean: Well, yes and no. By wendsday, thats two days from now, I need to be in LA to do a show with Bing Crosby and I'm starting a new movie with Frank and Sammy.
Lynn takes Dean's arm.
Lynn: It's late,5 oclock. Why don't you spend the night here? Just a pally lives with me, and I make a mean baked Ziti.
Dean licks his lips, for the Ziti and this girl. Deans eyes get wild as he thinks.
'This girl is top notch, a real beauty,and how funny! And nice, and she genuinely likes me!'
Dean: Good idea, in fact.I would'nt mind spendin' the night with you...
Lynn touches her finger to his lips.... She shivers a bit, she still can't belive she's with the man she'sloved ever since a tot!
Lynn: You're married,Dean.
Dean puts both arms around her and pulls her close.
Dean: I love women, and I really enjoy this time spent with you, baby.
Lynn gets closer.
Lynn: You know.... *tracing his lips with her gold fingernail* I've always thought, as millions of women around the world also think, you're the most sexy, funny, nice, talkitive man around. And I'm atractted to you...
Dean suddenly passionatly kisses her, and she kisses back, all the while their minds whirring with thoughts of later on. They pull away for breath and they gasp, with wild looks in their eyes.
Lynn squeals and throws her arms around Dean, and he picks her up.
Lynn: I just can't believe it! OH!
Lynn giggles and rests her head on Dean's shoulder as he carries her and the grocrey bag into the house.
Dean: I'd better get a short nap, so I can be lively in a bit.
Then all the sudden, Kim rushs in the door.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Sorry this is so cheesy, but it's funny! You gotta admit!
Have fun girls!