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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 15:40:17 GMT -5
melody: your bags packed yet sweetheart?
theresa: yes darling, im just touching up my lipstick.
he stands by the mirror watching her put lipstick on; she turns to him
melody: you look gorgeous.
theresa: gorgeous?
melody: the most gorgeous wife in the world.
theresa: why darling....thank you*throwing her arms around him and stands on her toes to reach his cheak, planting a kiss on it.
theresa: ohhh, melody you have lipstick on your face.
melody: *he grabs a hanky out of his pant pocket and wipes his face* uuggh, lip gunk.
theresa:"lip gunk" looks most becoming on you.*she smiles*
melody: uh-huh, right*he smirks*
theresa: we can go now darling.
as they walk out of the house, mom runs outside on the porch where they are
mom: your going to leave me without saying goodbye.
theresa: of coarse not *she walks up to mom and kisses her on the cheek* bye mom.
melody: leave my mom w/o saying goodbye? i would never.*he plants a kiss on her other cheek and bends down to give her a gentle hug.*
they get into the car and little peter comes running up to them.
theresa: oh melody, peter wants to come with us*peter whines and gently paws on her knees.
melody: sorry peter, not this time, maybe next time.
when they get into the car, and melody starts the engine, another car pulls up to theirs.
theresa: *sees kim and deeds through the windows* look darling, kim and deeds have come to visit us. i wonder if they want to came with us.
kim: *gets out of the car* theresa dont leave!
theresa: melody stop the car. *she gets out and run up to each other and hug.*
mom: who are these people theresa?
theresa: mom i want to you meet my very best friend in the entire world.....kim, and this is her husband deeds.
mom: hello there kim. any friend of theresa's is a friend of mine. *she pauses looking at deeds* you look awfully familiar.
theresa and kim look at each other and giggle
kim: here we go again.
melody gets out of the car, and shakes deeds hand.
deeds: well hi since the last time we met.
melody: *smiles* hi
theresa: oh we were just about to leave.
mom: well it was nice to have met yall, but i have to go inside and finish making my jam.
kim: where are you going theresa?
theresa: well.....kim we're going back to the time machine, b/c my husband over there is curious to see what it looks like.
kim: youre what? are you sure thats a good idea?
theresa: well....come with us. all four of us can go. itll be a great road trip, and i know you want to see if its alright.
kim: *looks at deeds* well you said that you wanted to travel didnt you darling?
deeds: sounds great, i wanna see it too!
theresa: *looks at kim* men and their toys.
melody: what?
theresa: oh nothing darling.
melody: okay deeds...follow me to the train station.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 16:02:39 GMT -5
*In California, the two girls try to remember where they left the machine as the boys trail behind, making light conversation*
Melody: Is yours always making strange jokes that go way over your head?
Deeds: *Nods weakly* Constantly. Does yours just laugh it off and say, *mockingly* "Oh, never mind, dear, you wouldn't understand anyways?"
Melody: Too often; I feel like a child.
Deeds: *Nods* Yup.
*Theresa comes to a halt and shrieks. Melody perks and leaps in front of Deeds and Kim*
Melody: I'll save you, There--
*Theresa stands in front of the machine with a huge smile on her face. Melody chuckles weakly and blushes*
Deeds: ...Nice save, man..........nice save.
*Kim laughs and links her arm around Deeds'*
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 17:20:06 GMT -5
deeds and melody's mouths drop open in awe.
deeds: wow!
kim: this is it.
melody: what's this lever doohicky do?*he pulls it down*
deeds: yeah. whats it do.
theresa and kim: no!!! dont do th-
deeds: where are we?
kim looks at the year on the machine....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 17:37:27 GMT -5
*Kim looks down on the meter and gasps*
Deeds: What is it?
Kim: E-e-e-eighteen-sixty-seven.
*The four look to each other, wide eyed.*
Theresa: Well...take us back! We have a time machine, don't we?
*Melody steps up to Theresa with the broken handle in hand*
Theresa: Oh no!
Kim: We're stuck here?!
Deeds: Say...it ain't so bad; Livin' on a ranch, Melody and I know a heap about Western livin', don't we Melody?
Melody: *Looks up, sick from breaking the machine* Sure....but I'm going to miss my mother!
*Kim looks down at the broken lever and starts hitting Melody*
Kim: Why you over-clumsy bi--
Theresa: Don't call my husband that!
Melody: Yeah! Don't call her husband that!
*Kim sighs and looks down*
Kim: Well...what are we gonna do!?
*Silence*
Deeds: I don't know about you, but I'm goin' down to the saloon...
*Deeds walks off; Kim follows after him*
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 18:01:13 GMT -5
theresa: its okay melody.
theresa: why dont you go an cool off in the saloon with deeds?
melody: i guess* he leaves and theresa follows hiding the time machine.
theresa catches up to kim
theresa: hey kim...wait for me....you built the time machine, so you can fix it cant you?
kim: that means i need certain parts for the part that broke. do you know how long that's going to take theresa?
theresa: ill help you in any way i can kim, but you have to calm down. at least look on the bright side.
kim: what bright side?
theresa: well, you heard deeds, he and melody both know lots about ranching and western stuff. think of it as another adventure kim. we could make the most of it , and lots of fun.
kim: i guess your right theresa, ill just remain calm and hope for the best
theresa:now, lets go find the boys.
kim: but they are in a saloon....we are women.
theresa: youre right kim, lets just wait for them outside and go find some clothes in the meantime.*as she looks down at her 30s dress*.
kim: we do look a little out of the ordinary dont we
theresa:yeah*she looks down and they both giggle*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 18:12:00 GMT -5
*The girls wait outside for a while and giggle, making small talk when Deeds come flying out the window with a bloodied nose. She leaps up and runs to his side*
Kim: *Looking him over* What happened?
*Deeds gets up, with the help of Kim, and wipes the blood off his mouth and walks back in, like a man on a mission. Kim looks to Theresa and Theresa to Kim. They walk up to the saloon doors and look around. Bottles are being thrown left and right; Men are knocking each other out and the poor old bartender is hiding behind his counter*
Kim: Longfellow! What in blazes are you doing?!
Theresa: Melody!
*Melody drops a man he had held by the collar and smiles sweetly*
Melody: Be with you in a minute, dear...
*Kim and Theresa look to each other, completely confused.*
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 18:35:02 GMT -5
melody: deeds behind you!* he knocks the guy out who was about to knock deeds out.
deeds:thanx melody!
melody: no problem!* a man comes up to him backing melody up to the bar*
melody grabs a shot glass full of whiskey and throws it in his face. the man covers his eyes yelling in pain; melody grabs his shirt and throws him across the bar, sliding down smashing all the glasses in the way.
the girls are watching their men and still looking confused.
deeds is about to knock another one out, but the sheriff walks in and shoots his gun to the ceiling.
suddenly everything gets silent.
sheriff: who started this! *just lowering his gun*
everyone points to melody and deeds as both of them point at evderybody else.
sheriff: you two
melody and deeds:*point to themselves* us?
sheriff: yes you....get over here.
deeds lets the man go he had gripped tightly in his fists
theresa: what are you going to do with them
kim: yeah, there is no evidence that they started this fight.
sheriff: well everyone in here is pointing to them.
kim: wait a minute! how did this start in the first place?
deeds and melody: well........
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 21:43:25 GMT -5
...*Shrugs*
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 21:50:54 GMT -5
is that suppose to be part of the story kim?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 21:51:38 GMT -5
No, I really don't know, lol. Let me think of something...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 21:59:58 GMT -5
Deeds: There was this fella who was touchin' this gal inappropriately, see? And Melody and I see's this and we look to the man and tell him to lay off'a her! Well--
Melody: Well the guy was intoxicated, sir, and he turned around and hit me!
Deeds: Yeah! And I wasn't gonna stand for that drunk hittin' my friend!
*Melody turns to Deeds*
Melody: I'm your friend?
*Deeds looks to the Sheriff then to Melody and gives him an awkward look*
Deeds: Now is not the time, Melody...
*Melody nods and steps aside*
Deeds: See, so we were only tryin' to protect this gal over here--
*The Sheriff unfolds his arms and steps up to the boys, placing his hands around their shoulders.*
Sheriff: I'm taking these boys in...
*Theresa and Kim clutch onto their boys and yell*
Both: No!
Theresa: You can't take my Melody...
Kim: You can't haul Longfellow away, he was only trying to help! ...I wish he would have left that woman alone, but he helped all the same!
*The Sheriff shakes his head and pulls the boys out of the saloon and walks them down to his office. The girls look to each other and sit down hard at a table. Kim raises her hand and calls for a whiskey, Theresa calls for the same. At the office, the boys sit in front of the Sheriff's desk and look to each other, feeling as if they've been caught with something bad and are now being punished like children.*
Melody: Sir, we didn't do--
*The Sheriff raises his hands and leans against his desk, looking to them*
Sheriff: I called you boys in here because I'm looking for a new Sheriff....and I think you two could be a good team.
*Deeds and Melody look to each other shocked, then back to the Sheriff*
Both: Us....Sheriff?
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 22:05:16 GMT -5
ill post as soon as i can kim. looks like blazing saddles to me.
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 22, 2007 23:13:21 GMT -5
theresa: what? they cant be sheriff.
kim:*leans over to theresa to whisper in her ear* were stuck here remember.
theresa: oh yeah
melody: well, we might as well, were going to be here for a while.
deeds: but it would only be temporary sheriff
sheriff: why is that?
all four look to each other.
deeds: oh just because.......we just passing through.
sheriff: as long as you twp can do this for a while, then its all good.
sheriff: here are your stars boys*as he lays them on the desk in front of him.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 22, 2007 23:28:42 GMT -5
*The four walk to the nearest hotel and walk into the door, looking around*
Kim: Golly, this is a mighty small hotel...
Manager: It's the biggest one in the state of 'Califernia!
*Kim chuckles and nods*
Kim: Right...well, I must be remembering the one in Montana, then.
*The four walk upstairs and into their separate rooms.*
Theresa: Well, the sheriff and I are gonna get headin' for bed. See you two tomorrow.
*Kim and Deeds nod and walk into their room. Kim lays down on the hard bed and takes a deep sigh*
Kim: I don't think I'm gonna like it here...
Deeds: Why do you say that?
Kim: The bathtub's outside and there isn't any soap.
Deeds: How do you know that?
Kim: I asked the woman outside if they had soap and she didn't even know what I was talking about. She kept saying, "We're not laundry, honey!"
Deeds: *Laughs* Maybe they call it something else...
Kim: Like what? "The un-mud bar"?
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 23, 2007 17:23:28 GMT -5
theresa: its going to be a very long day tomorrow *as she sighs and lays on the small bed*
melody:why?
theresa: because you have to go be sheriff with deeds and leave me practically all day. what am i going to do in the meantime?
melody: you can do anything you set your mind to.
theresa: well.....while kim fixes the time machine, i guess i could.....*she gasps*......
melody: what! what is it sweetheart?
theresa: well.....ive always wanted to know what it was like to be a show girl in a saloon.
melody: what!...in a saloon?.....you?
theresa: what do ya mean....me?
melody:dont you need to like know how to sing and dance to do that?
theresa: i do know how to sing and dance.....well sing yes, ill have to work on the dancing.
melody: right
theresa: im serious
melody: okay dear, whatever you say.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 23, 2007 18:01:33 GMT -5
LOL
Kim: Longfellow.
Deeds: *Looks up* Yeah?
Kim: I want to be a show girl.
*Deeds looks to her and screams*
Deeds: WHAT?!
*Melody and Theresa hear it from their room. Melody looks up, alert and Theresa chuckles*
Theresa: Make that me and Kim...
;D
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Post by butterscotchgreer on May 23, 2007 18:13:26 GMT -5
heeheehee kim!!!
melody and deeds both roll their eyes at the same time in their rooms to the girls. they giggle back.
the next day melody gets up early and gets out of bed silently so he doesnt wake up theresa. he gets dressed and kisses her on the forehead, while she sleeps. he leaves the room closing the creaky door slowly. he knocks on deeds and kims door quietly to catch deeds attention.
melody: *he whispers* ya ready for our new job deeds?
deeds:*walks out of the room quietly not to wake kim either* sshhhh melody! of coarse im ready
melody:lets go
they walk out of the hotel and go buy a nice cowboy hat and some spurs and boots and put em on.
melody and deeds walk into the jail office having to duck because the top of the door is too low.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 23, 2007 20:16:38 GMT -5
Awwwww, I love that they have to duck! lol, I love tall fellers ;D
*Later that morning Theresa wakes and stretches, feeling the bed for Melody. She perks up and scans the room*
Theresa: Melody?
*She throws the covers off herself and puts her robe on, walking to Kim's room. She knocks a couple times, but no answer*
Theresa: Oh no! They've left me here all by my--
Kim: *Groggy* What?
Theresa: Phew! I thought I lost ya'! Say, you don't look very chipper this morning....what's wrong? Don't you like to be gay in the morning?
Kim: Not too darn gay; There isn't a laugh in me until breakfast. (L....O.....L.)
Theresa: Hmm...well, are you and Longfellow ready to g--
Kim: Longfellow?
*She looks to the bed to find it empty, then looks back to Theresa, confused*
Theresa: Longfellow isn't here either?
Kim: No--
Theresa: Oh no!
Kim: Don't worry, let's go get ready and we'll look for them in 20 minutes.
Theresa: All right!
*Theresa and Kim run into their rooms to get ready for the day*
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