*Theresa opens the door and looks around*
Melody: What do you see?
Theresa: 1506 reasons to kill Kim...
*Kim cowers behind Deeds*
Deeds: Let's just go look around; we thought we were stuck in the 1800's, right? Then the machine worked again and now we're here! I'm sure if we--
Kim: If we touch it again I'm afraid we may end up in the Garden of Eden...
Deeds: That's an id--
Kim: No.
*Melody swings the door open and steps out; Theresa clings to him tightly*
Theresa: Oh, be careful darling!
*Melody grabs Theresa's hand and keeps her in back of him*
Melody: Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
*Deeds follows, looking around*
Deeds: Gosh, it looks like we stepped into a fairy tale!
Kim: Fairy tale my eye; this is sick! I'm staying right here...
*Kim sits in front of the machine and folds her arms*
Deeds: Awww, come on, don't be like that, Kim!
*Kim shakes her head*
Melody: Let her stay there, Deeds, she'll have to move eventually.
*Deeds looks to her. Kim looks to the ground.*
Kim: I refuse to get involved in another crazy adventure with you people. I'm staying right here and that's that!
*The three shrug and continue to walk into a deep Forest. About an hour later, Kim takes a deep sigh and brushes all the grass off her dress.*
Kim: Maybe it wasn't a good idea to stay here...who knows what lurks in these woods!
*She looks around, afraid, and begins to shake. The sun is going down and has begun to disappear behind the trees. She gets up to venture into the woods when a man on a tall horse dashes out from the woods and in front of Kim*
Kim: Oh! E-e-excuse me...
*She goes to walk around the man when he looks down and smiles*
Man: Are you lost?
Kim: No--well, sort of, yes. I'm looking f--
Man:
What have you got on, mi-lady?!
Kim: They're called clothes.
Man: I should say not! Those are...well...those aren't clothes!
*Kim sighs and shakes her head*
Kim: If you will excuse me, I must be going...
*She walks around the horse when the man jumps off and grabs her by the arm*
Kim: Let me go!
Man: I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself...you're so...attractive.
Kim: ....................Heh?
*Kim snaps out of it and shakes her head.*
Kim: I'm married, pal, I have a husband.
*The man laughs*
Man: I know you're lying, miss. Surely your husband wouldn't leave you in such a situation alone!
Kim: Situation?
Man: A woman like you alone in a Forest at sundown...there could be criminals about! I know when a woman is lying; and you, my dear lady, are surely speaking a lie.
Kim: Oh, *chuckles* he didn't leav--
Man: I have a castle near by...if you would like a place to stay, I could try my best to convince you. This rough ground would be no place for a woman to rest her beautiful head...What do you say?
*Kim goes to decline, but she looks at the grass then looks up to him*
Kim: Would I get a separate room?
*The man laughs*
Man: Of course, mi-lady.
*Kim nods and takes a deep sigh*
Kim: All right.
*The man jumps onto his horse and pulls Kim up. Kim wraps her arms around his waist and holds on tight, though she gets a sick feeling in her stomach, feeling as though she's being unfaithful to Longfellow*
It's only a place to stay for the night. In the morning I'll sneak out and find them; then I'll try my best to fix that stupid machine!*Before they ride off, the man asks*
Man: What might my damsel in distress' name be?
Kim: Kim. And yours?
Man: Robin...Robin Hood.
(You should have KNOWN that was coming!
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