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Post by Mrs. Lewis on May 9, 2007 1:34:46 GMT -5
ahahah!! *sel grabs hold of jerrys suit jacket and yanks him over for a kiss, but she accidently rips the chest off his jacket and Jerry flies backwards!* jer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *BAMM!* sel:....Jerry?? jer:........ sel: Jerry? jer:......yeah? sel: Oh ok! just checking! *smiles cheesily, then she gets up and get something to drink.... leaving Jerry on the ground! lol* kim:....arent you gonna help him?! meg: Yeah!! *looks over to Jerry, who's crying and screaming in agony! lol* I think hes dead! sel: what do you guys mean?! thats Jerry! THE jerry lewis!!! meg: AND?! Kim: *nods in agreement* sel: well duh! he's not human! kim: what?!?!?! meg: *"clunk!" jaw hit ground* sel: do you honestly think a man that crazy and sexy could be human???!!! meg: *picks jaw up off the ground*...well it makes sence... kim: but.... Gary is super sexy! he's not-- sel: you never know! *kim looks at the perfect man known to her as Gary Cooper, and she walks over lifts the back of his shirt and there it was.... a SCREW!* kim:....HES NOT REAL! gary:*smiles* well hello? do honeslty think men like me, Dean,, and Jerry roam the world normaly?? kim:*BAMM!* *passes out!* meg: *opened mouthed, looks over to dean whos smiling at her* *shrugs* Oh well, I can deal with it! ;D
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Post by Ajax on May 10, 2007 20:36:51 GMT -5
*Jerry stands up, brushing himself off*
Jerry: You mean...I'm not hurt....because...
All: YOU'RE NOT REAL!
Megg: *sighs* I wanna be not real too!
Dean: *wraps his arms around her* But I like you being real...
Megg: But if you're not real, I wanna be not real too.
Dean: well, it has a great many disadvantages too..
Megg: Like what?
Jerry: Well!
Dean: There was that one...
Gary: Or when...
Kim: You mean there aren't any disadvantages?
*The men look to each other, kind of confused and then look back to the women and shrug and kind of nod*
Men: Yeah...well...nah...
Dean: I guess not! *he moves to kiss her but she pulls away*
Megg: Oh no! Not until I'm not real too!
Sel: Yeah! Not until we're...wait? *kisses Jerry anyways*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on May 11, 2007 20:39:58 GMT -5
LOL
kim: *takes a breather from Gary* wait! I got it!
meg: *pushes dean off of her, and she pants out of breath!, lol* Calm down Deany boy! *chuckles* whats the plan Kim??
sel: *.....continues with Jerry ;D *
kim: ..ahem
sel: *still kissing*
kim....AHEM
sel: *still makeing out*
......................................................................5 Hours later
sel: *pulls away from Jerry, and smiles* so, what were you all saying??
meg: *suddenly stops snoring, and wakes up* huh?!
kim: wha?? *turns around from her loooong game of monopoly, lol, shes playing with Dean and Gary*
kim: FINALY! anyways, I know how to fix this!! with a snap!!
meg: oh yeeeeeeeah!
sel: DUH!
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