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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Apr 5, 2007 1:45:43 GMT -5
LOL!!! kim: aww, c'mon guys!! sel: No! meg: bad girl! BAD GIRL!! *waves finger in kims face* kim: awwww, it wasnt my fault pallies!! his eyes told me to! sel: sure! thats what they all say!, and you *looks to meg* meg: *gulp* yeah? sel: what was it like to kiss Dean?!?!?! meg: well -- *sudenly kim runs up in the middle of Megs story and snatches the money* kim: WOOOOOOHOOOO!!!! YEAH HUNEY!!! *throws money on stage again* *dean, sammy, frank and peter run and snatch the money and run behind the curtain* meg and sel: ............KIM!! meg: *pulls out sray bottle* Bad girl!
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Post by Ajax on Apr 5, 2007 1:52:24 GMT -5
Megg: *runs behind the curtain*
*Sel shrugs and runs behind it as well* What could it hurt?!
Megg: *sighs* They disappeared....*hangs her head in sorrow* We'll never get our money back now!
Sel: Not so fast! *she snaps her fingers and they all appear again, on the stage*
Sammy: What are we...
Dean: Hey! I thought...
Peter: How'd we get back here?
*Sel gives an evil smile to all of them...* Hi boys...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Apr 5, 2007 11:20:23 GMT -5
*Kim grabs Gary on the stage, who's crawled into the fetal postition by now off to the left of the stage; she grabs him and they run off together*
Gary: Where are we going?
Kim: We're gonna steal all this money from the girls and live happily ever after in Montana.
Gary: *Stops and looks to Kim* Ya' mean it?
Kim: Come on! We haven't any time to lose!
*Kim and Gary run toward the exit but are stopped by Jerry*
Kim: *Looks to Gary and remembers Jerry was late for this production and doesn't know WHY they're running* Uhhhh....hi Jerry...*chuckles nervously, secretly handing the money to Gary behind her* How are ya'?
Jerry: *Stares at Kim* I know what you two did...
*Gary runs off with the money, Jerry looks but turns around quickly to keep an eye on Kim, thinking she's the one with the money*
Jerry: *Screams* SHE'S OVER HERE, GUYS!!!
*Sel, Megg, Dean, Frank, Peter and Sammy all rush out of the back and head toward Kim and Jerry*
*Kim dashes toward the exit and leaps into a waiting taxi with Gary*
Kim: *Lays back in the seat after the cars peeled out from the curb. She takes a deep sigh*
Gary: I heard you screaming for me up there...*he blushes*
Kim: *Smiles* Yeah...
Gary: *Ahem* You wanna use the rest of that money?
Kim: *Scoffs unbelievably* YEAH!
Gary: Good...then let's go get some ice creme; I'm hungry...
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Post by Ajax on Apr 9, 2007 13:48:49 GMT -5
Megg: *sighs* We've got no money...
Sel: We've got each other...
Megg: pffft! I'd rather have Dean! *runs over to him and jumps into his arms*
Dean: *Drops Megg*
Megg: What was that for?!
Dean: For being so mean to Sel!
Sel: *sticks her nose in the air, walks over to Dean, locks arms with him, she turns and to Jerry says:" You coming too, darling?!
*Jerry runs over, links arms with Dean. Dean pushes him away. Jerry links arms with Sel and they walk away together*
*Megg stands in the empty room in disbelief*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Apr 9, 2007 14:38:06 GMT -5
*After their ice creme binge, Kim and Gary walk across the street and sit in a dimly lit park*
Kim: Happy darling?
Gary: *Leans in and kisses her softly on the neck* Incredibly...
Kim: *Snuggles into Gary, wrapping her arms around his and the two cuddle on a park bench under the moonlight* So am I...
*After about a half hour, Kim looks off into the distance and squints to make out the faces of the dark figures walking down the street*
Kim: Is that...*Squints more, and sits forward*
*She gasps as she takes Gary by the hand*
Gary: Where are we going now?!
Kim: That's Dean, Sel and Jerry!
Gary: *Looks, squinting* Where?
Kim: *Points, looking to the three when they spot her and dash over* Ah!
*The two dash off into a dark alley, trying to escape the fearfully dangerous crazies*
Gary: *Looks over a box, scanning around* Do you think we've lost them?
Kim: *Hiding behind Gary, biting her nails* We can never lose them...they're like blood hounds...
Gary: *Turns around and chuckles, wiping a strand of hair from her eyes* We're safe for tonight...I won't let them catch you.
Kim: *Lays her body against his and takes a deep sigh* I know you won't...I'm just afraid of what Sel may do if she catches me...*looks up to him* it was her money, you know.
Gary: *Stares off into the darkness* I think we're all afraid of what Sel may do if she ever catches us...
*The two sit dazed...shaking in their boots*
*Meanwhile...Megg makes a ransom note for her own kidnapping* ;D
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Apr 22, 2007 13:17:58 GMT -5
ahahahha!! *suddenly w/o warning, Sel leaps out from behind a box!* gary:*screams...manly though, lol* Hey!! How'd she do that?! kim: we used to be hobo's, and beleive you me, she knows her way around a box! gary: *nods head* oh..... HOBOS?! kim: yeah, you kinda have a memory loss thingy, so umm, you really dont remember it.. sel: yeah... your kinda blank on it.. gary: I was one too?! sel and kim: yeah meg: *falls in clubsly from behind some boxes* SEL! sel: what? meg: forget something?! *does the money thing with her hands (you know, rubs her middle and index finger against her thumb) ;D * sel: oh yeah! *puts her ferocius teeth back in, and the saliva bubles up in her mouth like a dog! (LOL)* Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! kim and Gary: *scream like little girls, get up and start to run* gary: wait! *snaps fingers* grr, its not working..YOU do it kim! kim: do what?! gary: use your magic wizard powers to get us out with a snap! kim: magic wizzard??-- meg: *pops out from a bush, clumbsly, stumbling over* yeah! IM the magic wizard! gary: *puts a serius face on* that would explain how you keep poping up from behind things... kim: *under breath*...that or shes a stalker... meg: *gasp* you said you'd never tell!! kim: wha-- *meg lunges on top of her* *sel walks up* gary: what took you so long? sel: thought Id smell some roses gary: *looks around* but.. there ARE no roses sel: i know...*looks up at gary* thats what took so long! gary: *chuckles* so... you think we should stop them *looks down at kim and megs cat fight* sel: nah.. *snaps fingers, and two chairs and popcorn appear* popcorn Gary? gary: sure! *takes seat and eats ppcorn with sel* sel: you know *crunch crunch* we shoudl stop them... *crunch crunch* gary: *crunch crunch* *nods and muffles out from out of all the popcorn* mmhhm sel:...but not yet! *laughs..crunch crunch*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Apr 22, 2007 13:20:03 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Apr 24, 2007 0:06:40 GMT -5
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Apr 24, 2007 0:58:58 GMT -5
lol!! ;D
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Post by Ajax on Apr 24, 2007 20:21:12 GMT -5
*Megg wrestles with Kim on the floor*
Megg: Geez, aren't they going to stop us?
Kim: I don't think so, they just came back with the popcorn!
Megg: Well, I'll be!
*The two of them stand up and brush the dirt off of their clothes with their hands. They look at Sel and Gary who seem to be having a great time gabbing away and eating their popcorn.*
Megg: *grabs Gary because she likes to harm him* Say, what's the big idea?
Kim: *grabs Sel* Yeah, what's the big idea?!
Sel: Whaddya mean?
Megg: *pulls Gary outta the chair* Ya dirty bums, sittin' there eatin' popcorn and watchin' us go at it like that!
Kim: *looks Sel up and down* Yeah, what she said!
Sel: *pushes Kim away* Watch it, sister!
*Kim stumbles backwards and Gary wrestles away from Megg and pushes Sel's shoulder*
Gary: Whaddya do that for?
Sel: Say now!
Kim: Help me up!
*Megg goes to help her up*
Kim: Don't touch me! I want Gary to come to my rescue!
Megg: *raises her hands* Fine!
*Sel and Gary have a tussle while Megg and Kim watch*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Apr 24, 2007 20:26:59 GMT -5
Gary: Why you--*holds back* I've never called a woman that and I won't start today...
Kim: *Looks to Megg* You know, in a situation like this I'd think I'd get very jealous...but he deserves it.
Megg: *Nods* Quite right.
*Kim reaches over and picks up the popcorn bucket, handing it to Megg*
Kim: *Crunch, crunch* Have some?
Megg: Oh! I don't mind if I do.
Gary: *Squeals*
Sel: Ouch!! That hurts!
*As time goes by, Kim and Megg yawn*
Megg: Care to see what's playing at the movies?
Kim: Sure, let's go...
*The two of them walk off, leaving Sel and Gary to fight it out*
Sel: *Stands up, looking to Gary* What happened? Where'd they go?
Gary: *Shrugs*
Sel: *Attacks Gary and bites his knee*
Gary: OW! *Holds his knee* Why you--
Sel: You've never called a woman that before, Gary; you better not start today..
Gary: *Looks at her, continuing to hold his knee...he mumbles to himself*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Apr 27, 2007 9:12:46 GMT -5
ahahahahahahaha!! *dies!!* *sel gets up and dusts herself off, then looks at the pitiful Gary, LOL* sel:... need some help up?? gary: *scoffs.. then nods* sel: *puts her hand out* gary* puts his hand out* sel: *snatches hers away* HA! snooze you loose!!! *laughs minicaly* gary: why you-- *gets up and dumps a left over bucket of popcorn over sels head and puts the bucket on her head* ha! snoooze you loose sel! sel:.... gary: *laughs minicaly, as he walks away* sel: *tosses the bucket off her head, infuriated, she snaps her fingers..* gary: *stops suddenly.. he hears a magical wizard like SNAP!!!... slowly turns around to see sel screaming and charging at him with a bat!!* sel: *running at Gary* ARRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! garY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *lunges out of the way, and sel ends up smashing a hole in the ground, aiming for Gary* sel: ahhhhh!! *falls int he whole, suddenly shes in a diner party, in a new dress, and Meg and Kim are at the punch bowl* hey! there you guys are! kim: yeah hey sel! meg: yeah hey!.... whats with the bat?? sel: *looks down* oh this?? uh, nothing *tosses it behind her* Jer: OUCH! sel: Jerry! oh Im sorry!! let me kiss it and make it better *smooch* kim: say, wheres gary?? sel: oh one sec *yells up* come down! Gary: Ok! *jumps in the hole, and appears in a nice suit and tie, there to wisk Kim up sel: aww, IM sorry Meg.. meg: sorry? for what?? *whistles, and Dean and Glenn walk up, and chain there arms with Megs*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Apr 27, 2007 23:01:35 GMT -5
LOL! Look at my pretty gown! *Twirls* Where'd ya' get it? Halfway down the "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and the "OH PLEASE HELP ME!!!"
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Post by Ajax on Apr 29, 2007 21:14:48 GMT -5
*Megg, Dean, and Glenn walk off. Megg stops.*
Megg: *counts the boys* You mean you didn't bring Bing?
Dean: *snaps his fingers* I knew we forgot something!
*Dean and Glenn look at each other, trying to decide who is going to go back and get Bing.*
Megg: I nominate...GLENN!
Glenn: Awww, shucks! *He walks away, his head bowed down*
Megg: *Snaps her fingers and Bing appears*
Dean: Why'd you send him away if you could have just done that all along?
Megg: *wraps her arms around Dean and gives him a kiss* That's why...
Dean: *wraps his arms around Megg* Oh....I see...
Bing: Where...what the?!
Sel: Oh! If she can have two...so can I! *She walks over to Bing and links her arm with his and drags him back over to Jerry*
Jerry: What's the big idea?!
Sel: Well, if Megg can have two...so can I!
Jerry: Oh no...He's going right back to where he came from!
Sel: *gives Jerry the sad puppy eyes* Please?!
Jerry: nope! *Snaps his fingers to get Bing to go away, but the whole place is covered in Bing cherries*
Megg: Way to go, Jerry! *snaps her fingers and thirty Bing's appear* Oh...voops...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Apr 29, 2007 21:31:52 GMT -5
*Kim snuggles next to Gary and watchesthe poofs of smoke vanish, re-appear, then vanish again into the air next Megg and Sel*
Gary: What do you suppose they're doing?
Kim: It's the finger snap game.
Gary: The what game?
Kim: Oh, see, watch...
*Kim positions herself in the chair and snaps her fingers, which makes Jimmy appear*
Gary: How'd you--
Kim: *Sits in her chair and eats a carrot stick* ...The finger snap game.
*She giggles watching Gary's reaction, but shrieks when Jimmy picks her up and carries her to the exit*
Gary: *Stands up* Say, what's the big idea?!
*While Sel and Megg cuddle with their fella's, they get interrupted as the sounds of the shreiks*
Sel: *Looks up* What's going on?
Megg: I dunno...
Kim: Put me down you goon!!
Jimmy: I'm the romantic snappered...you snap me to be and I whisk you away.
Kim: Wait...I didn't agree to this.
Megg: *Looks to Dean, awaiting Dean to lift her up and whisk her away*
Dean: *Ahem* Right.
*Dean picks Megg up and carries her to the exit on his shoulder*
Sel: *Taps her foot, waiting for Jerry to pick her up..*
*Jerry leaps in Sel's arms and "Yah's!"
*The 6 of them walk out as Megg snaps her fingers and looks back*
Megg: Come along, Bings...
*The thirty Bings follow the gang and begin to sing and croon...sounding INCREDIBLY creepy*
Gary: *Sighs, walking behind the Bings* If this is how married life's gonna be with this gal...I don't think I wanna get involved...too crowded.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Apr 29, 2007 21:44:50 GMT -5
LOLOL!! !!!!, love it!! sel: well, you guys know how to get rid of a Bing infestation, right? all: *nod* Kim: TO THE PUNCH BOWLS! *everyone runs to the punch bowls and throws it on the bigns.. they quickly begin to fizzel, and melt away!, lol, * million bings: IM MELTING!!! IM MELTING!!!! meg: well.. we could of kept a couple!
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Post by Ajax on May 1, 2007 20:46:56 GMT -5
*Dean, Jerry, Kim, Sel, and Gary all give her a look that could kill and say in perfect unison* NO!
Megg: Just.....one?!
Dean: Why do you need a Bing, honey, you got me! *Sings Oh Marie*
Megg: *puts on a goofy grin and looks to the other girls* I don't know what he's sayin', but I sure love how he's sayin it...
*Kim and Sel glare at their men, wanting different langues to pass their lips.*
Sel: *taps her foot* Well?
Jerry: *starts to sing all off key in the nine year old voice.*
*Sel snaps her fingers and goes through a range of languages, in quick succession. Jerry stands there singing, amazed at all of the languages he's suddenly learned. Sel stops on some strange language none of them recognize, Jerry shrugs and contines to sing.*
Kim: *snuggles up to Gary* I love you just speaking English...
Gary: *starts to speak in French*
Kim: *looks to her hands* But I....*snaps to get him to speak English again but it doesn't work* I didn't snap...I DIDN'T SNAP! Gary...honey...I didn't snap...
*She looks to the other two girls who are busy in seperate corners with their men and the languages issuing from their lips.*
Kim: Couldn't have been them...
Gary: *continues to speak in french*
Kim: Oh no...I've broke him...
*Walks over and taps on Megg's shoulder and takes Dean away.*
Megg: Hey! He's mine!
Dean: Yeah...I'm hers!
Megg: *yanks Dean back to her* What's the big idea...
Kim: *looks down at the floor, playing with her fingers, nervously and meagerly says* I broke mine...can I have yours?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on May 1, 2007 21:18:07 GMT -5
LOL
*Kim walks over to Gary and paces around him. He continues speaking in French, following her with his eyes, looking at her confused. She runs her idex finger along the back of his neck and trails it forward across his neck. He stops talking and gazes into her eyes. She kisses him passionately and smiles*
Kim: Do you love me?
*Gary runs his hands over her neck and pulls her in close*
Gary: I love you...
*Kim chuckles and smiles, kissing him back*
Kim: Good...now kiss me with your best French...
*The rest of the girls pull their fellas in close and they all swoon, sighing*
Megg: My fella is the best kisser in Italian...
Sel: Yeah? Well my guy is the best kisser in English! HA!
*Jerry looks to Megg, touched, on the verge of tears*
Jerry: You...you mean it?
Sel: Oh shut up you fool and kiss me...
*Sel pulls Jerry in close and Jerry shrieks*
Jerry: Gladly!!
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