Post by Ajax on Feb 19, 2007 23:30:32 GMT -5
Bambie Glockenspiel ..................................... Megg
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies .................... Kim
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Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I feel so old
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
SEVEN YEARS AGO, I WAS A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Awww, pally, you're not old.
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
I can't wait 'til I'm old. Pally, I'm gonna mow people down with my walker.
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Vroooooooooooooom!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'm not old...but I just feel like that was 100 years ago..lol, I can see it LOL! Your slit little tennis balls on the end for traction haha
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol, Yes!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
We can race!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol, Yeah!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*20 bucks on the frail old woman in room 205*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I can see us in a nursing home together pally, all of those old foggies will be watching thing from their childhoods that were popular, the things we hate now...and there'll be us, screaming, "GIVE US MARTIN! GIVE US LEWIS!"
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
haha, and me, shuffling along with my walker and you go, "And sliiiiiiiide"
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOLOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
"Miss Megan, Miss Megan...are you okay?"
Get off me, woman! I said slide!
*Kim and Megg cackle in the distance, turtling to their rooms*
Kim: *Mumbling* She thought we actually slid...
Megg: Maybe next week I will! And I'll sue her for every penny!
Kim: You're still so evil, honey....80 years later
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
or haha, i can just see one of us falling now and the other going.."AND SLIIIIIIDE" AAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOL, I know!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Oh dear, I broke a bone...and sliiiiiiiide
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Nurse: It's time for your Ovaltine...
Megan: I'm not drinking this! *puts the cup down on the table*
Kim: YEAH! Where's the Oval TONE?!?!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Nurse: Someone tell em it's just in their imaginations...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Nurse: I'm sorry darligns, but ovaltone went out of stock 100 years ago
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: *Leans into Megan and begins to sip on her ovalTINE, hiding her lips from the nusre* She's stashing it all to herself...
Megg: *Nods along* I knew it..
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: Poison her coffee tomorrow morning?
Megg: You read my mind...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
This has got to go on that one board lol
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol, I KNOW!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Megg: *Sneaks off to the stock room to find the OvalTONE*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: She'll soon understand why--
*Falls and lies helpless in the nursing hall, rolling around*
Kim: Help me! I've fallen over and I can't get up!
*Megg turns around and sees Kim, she shifts herself slowly around and begins to turtle her way over to Kim*
Megg: I'm coming, dear!
*A nurse walks over to Kim and helps her up*
Megg: *Points her walker towards the woman and screams* You leave her on that ground!!!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*The nurse looks over to Megg, wondering if she's serious*
20 minutes later Megg finds her way over to Kim, the sun has set and Kim's lying on the ground, snifffing lint.
Kim: Remember Jimmy?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Megg: Yes dear. Can you get up?
Kim: I've fallen ages ago, Megg! When I hit the ground I was a young girl!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Oh well..it's hopeless now...*Does a prat fall at the age of 80 and lies next to Kim, With her completely broken hip and leg and grabs a ball of lint and starts sniffing* Oh Dear, I do remember Jimmy...It's all coming back now...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: *Cackles* And remember Deeds? Oh what a hunk of man that feller was...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Dean was better looking!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: And oh...his wedding ring...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Megg: Don't get yer' granny underwear in a bunch, sweetie...he's all the way at the end of the building!
Kim: Our love survived even death, Megg....deadly islands, airplane crashs, drowning in the sea...
Megg: But opposite ends of a nursing home ended it all.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Don't forget the burning berries darling
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*Dean yells from across the building*
Dean: Still sexy, baby! I'm comin' momma! You just wait there!
*Dean begins to inch his way towards Megg*
Megg: Keep 'ere comin' big boy! I'll be here all century! EEE! Look at ma man GO!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: *starts "running" over to Kim*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: Come on you fat old coot! I waited months in a isolated room for you! And you make me wait again?! I'll be here another 7 months! Just highjack one of them there wheelchairs and get your heiny over here!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: *pushes some old fart outta his wheelchair and gets in it, wheeling to beat the band*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Shut up woman...SHUT UP! *Mumbles* Nagg, nagg, nagg. That's all this woman has ever done! "I waited for you...and you don't even have the courtesy to put the seat down?!" I overcame DEATH, WOMAN!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Give me a break!
Kim: That's my man....he takes his time...but he's-a comin'
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Dean: Yeah, you shoulda seen 'im when he just came offa dat island..he LOOKED like death!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Megg: Stop beatin' your gums, dear, and get ova' here!
Dean: *Grunts* I'm-a comin' woman...I'm-a comin'...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Gosh Kim...remember Jerry?
Dean: *looks around* Where?
Megg: Oh shush darling, he's in a different home...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOLOLOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Dean: I made sure of that, boy.
Megg: What do you mean?
Dean: He isn't in a home, darling...
Megg: What?
Dean: He's in a back alley, somewhere...yeah, he's gotta change his OWN diaper....speaking of which, can I get a little service over here!!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Ask for the pretty nurse, Dean. She always gives her favorite patients a customary mint.
Kim: That's all you've cared about, isn't it?
Deeds: What!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: *gasps* DEAN MARTIN! I thought you were through with those childish games, after all, you're only 207!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Dean: *shakes his head and turns and yells* NURSE!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: *Begins to shift towards her room*
Deeds: Don't you run away from me! Come back here!
Kim: *Ignores Deeds* I'm not listening anymore.
Deeds: Don't you DARE turn your hearing-aid off on ME!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
...This is our next adventure, pally...
Back to the 30's...UPDATE: Now to the 2030's
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Dean: *Growls* You better run, you little bear-cat, you!
Megg: *Mock screams* No! ....I don't like bears! Go away!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
haha
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: *shuffles off after Kim* Women! I SURVIVED DEATH TO COME BACK TO YOU! D E A.....D E T H!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: Oh, hey Megg? Did you ever get the moon?
Megg: *Grins evily, and opens her nightstand drawer*
Kim: *Covers her eyes* AH!
Megg: I stole it from Neil Armstrong...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'll make the others tomorrow
AAAAAAAAA HAHHAAHAH
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: How could you?!
Megg: Well, Jimmy died...I needed to get it SOMEWAY
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Kim: YOU MEAN...Jimmy!?
Megg: You kidding?!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Kim: So, you used Jimmy just to get to the moon eh?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: NOOO I just used him for the lint!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Shuffles into the room and throws himself ontop of Kim*
Kim: Darling, I can't breath.
Deeds: I love you, Kim.
Kim: Deeds...I can't breath, you're killing me.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: Yeah...I know..but I'm old and my bones are achy, you gotta give me time to move...*moves slowly*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Dean: *still standing in the "lobby" looking for the nurse*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*Lawson comes in with a huge afro and moonboot shoes*
Lawson: Yo yo, what's up old homies?
Deeds: Lawson, you're not in with the kids anymore...you're too old to be skiiing around in the sky on hooverboards...you could break a bone!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies .................... Kim
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Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I feel so old
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
SEVEN YEARS AGO, I WAS A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Awww, pally, you're not old.
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
I can't wait 'til I'm old. Pally, I'm gonna mow people down with my walker.
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Vroooooooooooooom!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'm not old...but I just feel like that was 100 years ago..lol, I can see it LOL! Your slit little tennis balls on the end for traction haha
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol, Yes!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
We can race!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol, Yeah!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*20 bucks on the frail old woman in room 205*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I can see us in a nursing home together pally, all of those old foggies will be watching thing from their childhoods that were popular, the things we hate now...and there'll be us, screaming, "GIVE US MARTIN! GIVE US LEWIS!"
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
haha, and me, shuffling along with my walker and you go, "And sliiiiiiiide"
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOLOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
"Miss Megan, Miss Megan...are you okay?"
Get off me, woman! I said slide!
*Kim and Megg cackle in the distance, turtling to their rooms*
Kim: *Mumbling* She thought we actually slid...
Megg: Maybe next week I will! And I'll sue her for every penny!
Kim: You're still so evil, honey....80 years later
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
or haha, i can just see one of us falling now and the other going.."AND SLIIIIIIDE" AAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOL, I know!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Oh dear, I broke a bone...and sliiiiiiiide
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Nurse: It's time for your Ovaltine...
Megan: I'm not drinking this! *puts the cup down on the table*
Kim: YEAH! Where's the Oval TONE?!?!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Nurse: Someone tell em it's just in their imaginations...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Nurse: I'm sorry darligns, but ovaltone went out of stock 100 years ago
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: *Leans into Megan and begins to sip on her ovalTINE, hiding her lips from the nusre* She's stashing it all to herself...
Megg: *Nods along* I knew it..
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: Poison her coffee tomorrow morning?
Megg: You read my mind...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
This has got to go on that one board lol
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
lol, I KNOW!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Megg: *Sneaks off to the stock room to find the OvalTONE*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: She'll soon understand why--
*Falls and lies helpless in the nursing hall, rolling around*
Kim: Help me! I've fallen over and I can't get up!
*Megg turns around and sees Kim, she shifts herself slowly around and begins to turtle her way over to Kim*
Megg: I'm coming, dear!
*A nurse walks over to Kim and helps her up*
Megg: *Points her walker towards the woman and screams* You leave her on that ground!!!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*The nurse looks over to Megg, wondering if she's serious*
20 minutes later Megg finds her way over to Kim, the sun has set and Kim's lying on the ground, snifffing lint.
Kim: Remember Jimmy?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Megg: Yes dear. Can you get up?
Kim: I've fallen ages ago, Megg! When I hit the ground I was a young girl!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Oh well..it's hopeless now...*Does a prat fall at the age of 80 and lies next to Kim, With her completely broken hip and leg and grabs a ball of lint and starts sniffing* Oh Dear, I do remember Jimmy...It's all coming back now...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: *Cackles* And remember Deeds? Oh what a hunk of man that feller was...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Dean was better looking!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: And oh...his wedding ring...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Megg: Don't get yer' granny underwear in a bunch, sweetie...he's all the way at the end of the building!
Kim: Our love survived even death, Megg....deadly islands, airplane crashs, drowning in the sea...
Megg: But opposite ends of a nursing home ended it all.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Don't forget the burning berries darling
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*Dean yells from across the building*
Dean: Still sexy, baby! I'm comin' momma! You just wait there!
*Dean begins to inch his way towards Megg*
Megg: Keep 'ere comin' big boy! I'll be here all century! EEE! Look at ma man GO!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: *starts "running" over to Kim*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: Come on you fat old coot! I waited months in a isolated room for you! And you make me wait again?! I'll be here another 7 months! Just highjack one of them there wheelchairs and get your heiny over here!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: *pushes some old fart outta his wheelchair and gets in it, wheeling to beat the band*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Shut up woman...SHUT UP! *Mumbles* Nagg, nagg, nagg. That's all this woman has ever done! "I waited for you...and you don't even have the courtesy to put the seat down?!" I overcame DEATH, WOMAN!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Give me a break!
Kim: That's my man....he takes his time...but he's-a comin'
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Dean: Yeah, you shoulda seen 'im when he just came offa dat island..he LOOKED like death!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Megg: Stop beatin' your gums, dear, and get ova' here!
Dean: *Grunts* I'm-a comin' woman...I'm-a comin'...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: Gosh Kim...remember Jerry?
Dean: *looks around* Where?
Megg: Oh shush darling, he's in a different home...
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOLOLOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Dean: I made sure of that, boy.
Megg: What do you mean?
Dean: He isn't in a home, darling...
Megg: What?
Dean: He's in a back alley, somewhere...yeah, he's gotta change his OWN diaper....speaking of which, can I get a little service over here!!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Ask for the pretty nurse, Dean. She always gives her favorite patients a customary mint.
Kim: That's all you've cared about, isn't it?
Deeds: What!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: *gasps* DEAN MARTIN! I thought you were through with those childish games, after all, you're only 207!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Dean: *shakes his head and turns and yells* NURSE!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: *Begins to shift towards her room*
Deeds: Don't you run away from me! Come back here!
Kim: *Ignores Deeds* I'm not listening anymore.
Deeds: Don't you DARE turn your hearing-aid off on ME!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
...This is our next adventure, pally...
Back to the 30's...UPDATE: Now to the 2030's
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Dean: *Growls* You better run, you little bear-cat, you!
Megg: *Mock screams* No! ....I don't like bears! Go away!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
haha
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: *shuffles off after Kim* Women! I SURVIVED DEATH TO COME BACK TO YOU! D E A.....D E T H!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: Oh, hey Megg? Did you ever get the moon?
Megg: *Grins evily, and opens her nightstand drawer*
Kim: *Covers her eyes* AH!
Megg: I stole it from Neil Armstrong...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'll make the others tomorrow
AAAAAAAAA HAHHAAHAH
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Kim: How could you?!
Megg: Well, Jimmy died...I needed to get it SOMEWAY
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Kim: YOU MEAN...Jimmy!?
Megg: You kidding?!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Kim: So, you used Jimmy just to get to the moon eh?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Megg: NOOO I just used him for the lint!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
Deeds: Shuffles into the room and throws himself ontop of Kim*
Kim: Darling, I can't breath.
Deeds: I love you, Kim.
Kim: Deeds...I can't breath, you're killing me.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Deeds: Yeah...I know..but I'm old and my bones are achy, you gotta give me time to move...*moves slowly*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Dean: *still standing in the "lobby" looking for the nurse*
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
*Lawson comes in with a huge afro and moonboot shoes*
Lawson: Yo yo, what's up old homies?
Deeds: Lawson, you're not in with the kids anymore...you're too old to be skiiing around in the sky on hooverboards...you could break a bone!
Gary Cooper...he was catnip to the ladies says:
LOL
