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Post by Ajax on Dec 28, 2006 13:51:50 GMT -5
We don't really have a story line for the little "Adventure of Megg and Sel," All we know are we are starting in a night club and going from there, hence the name "Nightlife," So, this should be interesting. So, TAKE IT AWAY SELLY BABY!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Dec 29, 2006 19:19:55 GMT -5
sorry I took so long to post deary! lol okay so here I goes!! lol ;D
*The night is young, and the scene is in a popular night club, there sitting in the booths is the the most popular celebs of them all, including the hottest comic duo in town, scratch that, I mean in the WORLD! lol* Dean: would you look at that! *whistles at a girl walking past* jer: woah boy! *looks to Dean, then winks, Dean Gets up from the booth and follows the lady..* *Meanwhile behind the scenes, in the back of the club Sel and Meg are putting there uniforms on, they work in the club as waitresess, and cigarett girls..* sel: Boy this thing gets tighter and tighter every year! meg: *laughs* yeah, well are you sure it's the costume getting smaller? sel:*gives her an evil glare* ha ha ha! very funny! *rolls her eyes* anyways, *looks out from behind the door* Boy! the joint is really packed tonite! meg: really? Let me see..*looks out from behind the door..* wow! you better watch your tail from those "Pinching fingers" (lol) sel: Yeah you too!*laughs* meg: *laughs* I think Im ready! sel: okay well lets get out there! *puts on her cigaretbox tray over her neck* meg: ooh, looks like theres some high rollers in here tonight! sel:*adjusting the tray* so? what else is new.. meg: well *"positions" her self in the reveiling uniform* (lol), looks like a nice night for tips! *winks* sel: *laughs* well see ya toots! *both girls walk out into the crowded club and get right to work..* *meg with orders...* meg: two cokes?! are you sure your in the right place mister? *and sel with the cigarets..* man: *whistles* Over here toots! sel: coming right up.. man:*to his friends* Boy! look at this one fellas! sel: *rolls her eyes* so what can I get cha? man: what will this get me? *pulls out a few hundred dollar bills..* sel: *sarcasticly* Boy! your a sporty if I ever saw a sporty! man:*smiles smug-ly, lol* sel: Look Mister, your moneys gonna buy the same thing as every other man in here!*throws a box of cigarets to the man*..cigarets! *gives a fake smile, then turns to walk away* man: I wasnt planing on buying a box of cigarets! *slaps sel on her backside!* sel: *gasp!**yells* Keep you filthy hands off of me! *raises her hand to punch him! then Meg runs up and drags sel off! while sel thrashes and swings everywhere!* sel: LET ME GO! LET ME AT 'EM! meg: *laughs*boy, this already? sel, SEL! sel: what?! meg:...stop it! this happens every night, hell every 15 minutes! *chuckles* just walk away.. sel:*eyes still filled with rage, looks at Meg, then looks back to the man, straightens her self out, then looks back to meg..* sel:*smiles* Thanks pally! I can always depend on you to straighten me out! see ya later.. meg: In about 15 minutes again? *both girls laugh as they walk away, going back to work..* Meg: I'll take this sir..*Picks up the empty glasses from a table,and places them on her tray..* *megg begins to walk to the back, to drop off her tray when all of a sudden she gets triped by something!* Meg: AHHHHHH! *hits the floor with the tray too! lol* whats the big idea!? jer: *gasp* oh lady! Im so sorry! I--I--I didnt mean to do that! *jumps up to help her off the floor, hold his hand out to her * Meg: *whos pissed! lol* yeah, that would help! *gets off the floor, then has to pick up all the glasses, Jerry bends down to help her pick up..* Jer: I am awfully sorry.. Meg: Look- *looks up to his, STUNNING, face..*, *smiles, and begins to blush* no, it--it was my fault. Jer: No, it was mine, you see, I feel asleep and my legs were hagging out and, well, you tripped on them.. Meg:*smiles* sleep? how can you sleep in this place? Okay I gotta go, so its your turn! lol, hped you liked it! lol
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Post by Ajax on Dec 30, 2006 2:28:32 GMT -5
not bad, not bad lol! I'll try my best! Jerry: The entertainments not all it's cracked up to be, but I see that the staff is better than advertised... Sel: *seeing Megg fall, runs over to help her* Are you all right pally? Megg: Oh yeah, just fine. I just tripped over Mr....Mr....*chuckles* Well, gee, who are you anyways? Jerry: Mr. Lewis...Jerry Lewis... Megg: I just tripped over Mr....Lew...*ahem* Mr. Lewis's feet....You see he was asleep and.... Jerry: It was just a little mishap...*hands sel some of the shards that once were glasses and plates* Sel: *Takes them from him and catches his eyes* I...I....Why, I see... Megg: *sees that look of lust in Sel's eyes and slaps her arm* Yeah...I see what you're seein' as well, and I saw it first! Jerry: *laughs* Now girls... Megg: *looks to Jerry* Oh, sorry, sir...It's just...we love you, and Mr. Martin...and...we're awfully glad... Sel: AWFULLY GLAD, glad that you are patrons of... Megg: Of this beautiful club and we...we definitely...look.. Sel: We look forward to seeing more of you.. Megg: Here, that is, at the club... Jerry: *smiles and nods slightly* I definitely look forward to seeing more of you two...not at the club.... *Megg and Sel blush and giggle like two school girls* Megg: Well, we definitely have to get back to work sir, but it was a pleasure meeting you. And while I'm here, even though this isn't one of my regular tables, would you care for anything? Sel: *butts in* Cigar? Cigarette? Matches? (Sorry, I've run out of ideas for tonight, so I leave you here lol, good luck! Hope you don't find it too stupid lol )
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Dec 31, 2006 14:28:06 GMT -5
I loved it! lololol!! especially the part where he says: *smiles and nods slightly* I definitely look forward to seeing more of you two...not at the club.... OMG! if you could only see me cheesing! lolol Jer: No..Im fine, *smiles flirty-like, lol* megg: okay, well.. sel: we'll see ya around then? jer: *nod's cooly* *both girls look to each other and giggle, then straigten themselfs out, and walk away going back to work..lol* Sel: Boy what a flirt, that Jerry was! Meg: Oh I know!, and by the way, who invited you to OUR conversation? sel: oh, big thanks I get for coming over to see how you were!, anywyas he was more into what I was saying anyways! meg: oh yeah right! sel: I know Im right! *man In corner whistles..* sel: *gives meg an evil glare* We'll finish this later! meg: *smirks* BUH-BYE! *waves mokingly* *meanwhile....* Dean: heya Jer, did I leave you long? Jer: Not long enough!, dean: oh yeah? who was it? *smiles and looks around the room, waiting for Jer to point her out* Jer: no, its "who were THEY!" *winks to Dean* Dean: Get outta here! well maybe I can get one-- Jer: Uh-uh! I called 'em first! dean: but I didnt even get to see 'em! jer: well haw-haw! ( ) Dean: well thats fine! jer: so how did it go? dean: what? jer: the girl? soo??? Dean: Oh! *gives a cocky smiles* ..yeah.*winks* jer: you dog you! (lolol, sorry im just winging this Megg! lol) *meanwhile...after there shift is over, and the club is closing..* sel: boy!*sits down and takes her shoe off* I just cant wait to get back to the place! meg: what place?*sits down too, and takes off her 2 1/2 inch heels..lol* sel: home!*laughs* meg: oh yeah! *laughs* I guess Ive had too many zima's! (lololololol juuust kidding! ) megg: oh yeah *laughs* guess I accepted too many "compliments" from those high rollers! sel: Meagan! Now I told you time and time again not to drink on the job! Meg: so!*laughs* sel: *shakes her haed and laughs too!*c'mon lets get out of here meg: okay, hold on Im almost done gettin dressed.. sel:*sits in a chair and waits..* we're so lucky.. megg: why? free drinks? sel: *laughs* no! I mean to of gotten a place in the same building! and just two doors down from each other! meg: oh that! *laughs* yeah, we sure are pally, but not as lucky as we were meeting Jerry Lewis tonight! sel: Oh dont remind me! *smiles* I cant wait untill tomorrow, I hope he comes back! Meg: Boy, I dont think we've ever been so happy to goto work in our lives! but when its to see his face, I dont think it's considered work! sel: i couldnt have said it better! c'mon lets get outta here *both girls laugh as the walk out of the club, and head outside. Just then they get pulled aside into the dark....* lol, okay Meg! your turno! lol, its up to you to deside who?? and why?? lol have fuuun!
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Post by Ajax on Dec 31, 2006 23:34:53 GMT -5
Ahh! You leave me with the tough decisions lol! I'm gonna add a little drama and of course, some heroes lol! :-D
*Megg and Sel scream*
Megg: Say, what's the big idea?!
Man: Give me all your money! *pulls out a gun and waves it around* Or I'll shoot!
*Sel and Megg scream some more* HELP HELP!
*Jerry and Dean are on their way out of the club, having sat around quite awhile after hours*
Jerry: That sounds like that girl at the club...
Dean: Which one?
Jerry: The one I told you about...
Dean: Oh no, you didn't tell me. All you said was you saw them first!
Jerry: Well, I did!
Dean: Well, if you're so sure it's them, you hurry to their sides, it sounds like they're in trouble... *he quips as some more screams and help comes from the dark and a shot rings out*
*Megg and Sel jump, as the man shoots into the air to scare them into giving them their money*
Sel: Look, *takes his fist and loosens it from the sleeve of her dress* We don't have any money...
Megg: Yeah! We're just waitresses at a small night club.
Man: I know who you are, I see you every night, walking this way...
Sel: *gasps* You're stalking us?!?!
*The man, angered, shoots into the air again to get them to shut up, hearing the shot, Jerry runs, Dean runs after him*
Dean: You sure this is a good idea and all, seeing as how shots are being fired?!
Jerry: Well, I don't want any harm to come to those beautiful girls!
Dean: I'm worried about my own beautiful neck!
*Dean and Jerry stop before the entrance of the alley. The man runs, thinking it's the police. Megg and Sel look around, making sure that the guy is gone, and then step out of the alley*
Megg: *notices Jerry* Oh, just in time!
Sel: *jumps into Jerry's arms* YOU SAVED US!
Jerry: *grins and looks at Dean* Oh Yeah?!
Dean: *gives a weird look to Sel and then to Jerry, as if to say, "How'd you get her?!"*
Megg: Oh yes...we were accosted by a man who wanted our money....
Dean: Why didn't you just give it to him? Then he'd leave you alone.
Sel: *jumps outta Jerry's arms* Are you kidding? What money?
Megg: We're just waitresses and cigarette girls at a night club...
Dean: Sorry girls, but, You fell for waitresses?
Jerry: No, actually she *points to Megg* fell for me!
Dean: *looks at Megg* You gotta be kidding me, she fell for you?
Jerry: *Nine year old voice* Yeah, she was walking by the table, and I was sleeping and I guess I had my foot stuck out in the aisle and she tripped over it, falling to the ground and smashing all the glasses on her tray!
Dean: *slaps his arm* No wonder!
Megg: *giggles* Quite literally, we fell for you...
Sel: *giggles* mmmhmm...
(sorry, I gotta stop there, the ideas have all drained outta my brain, it's up to you what we do lol)
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 2, 2007 9:22:45 GMT -5
I loved it! lol, okay thats was great, and I just had to tell you, lol, I'll post a little later, I gotta go now, but I wanted to read it before I took off, so my head will be filled with ideas while Im out, lol, I loved the part about Deans beautiful neck! lololol, boy! it sure is....along with a few other body parts! hahahaha! brb!!
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Post by Ajax on Jan 2, 2007 14:03:37 GMT -5
lol thank you! That's okay, take your time posting. Classes start tomorrow, so I probably won't be on at all earlier during the day, so it'll give you more time to come up with sommit lol.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 3, 2007 9:12:39 GMT -5
okay, heres how a master works...lol, just kidding! *then meg kinda pushes sel out of the way by "accidently" bumping in to her, so she can be closer to Jerry* meg: so, umm, Mr.Lewis, I just wanted to thank you for risking your neck for us.. sel: *gives meg and evil glare for pushing her* *ahem* yes, I want to thank you too.. dean: yes Jer, thanks for you, single handedly saving them...*gives a fake smile* sel: Oh you too Mr.Martin, *smiles* thank you too! meg:*feels a little jealouse* oh yes, you Mr.Martin! both boys: *seeing an opportunity knocking..* say, you girls busy tonight? sel:*looks to Meg..* well.. meg: *looks at her arm, even though she has no watch, lol* It's pretty late boys.. *dean and jerry look at each other..* sel: excuse us for a moment boys! *winks,and pulls Meg aside* sel: Meg! there gonna leave! meg: and so are we...home! sel: but there gonna think we arent being on the level with them! meg:...what? sel: well, if we dint go, there gonna think we arent intrested! oh c'mon! lets go with them! meg: look! even if I did want to go...Look at what we're wearing! sel: *looks down at her cassual clothes, then at megs* oh yeah..your right. Dean: AHEM Ladies, *looks at his wrist too, imitating Meg Because he has no watch either! lol* sel: well, boys, we really arent dressed for the occasion.. Dean: well c'mon Jerry *the boys turn to walk away, then meg shouts..* Meg: wait!!, how about we meet up with ya guys, we go home, doll our selfs all up for you two, and meet ya there.. sel: *underbreath* what are you doing? Meg: we're going to have some fun! *looks to the boys, they look at each other* Jer: Sure! we're going to an exclusove club though, so were going to have to wait for ya two.. sel: what?! we dont want you two to come in our dum-- I mean we dont want you two to wait long Dean: so then you two will just have to hurry then, right? *both boys smile* *both girls bite ther lips..* sel: well I hope you two can run! Jer:wait, what? *Both girls take off runnig back to ther place to hurry! lol, before the boys know it the girls are already down the block! lol* Dean: why didnt they just do that when the robber grabbed them? *both boys laugh, and take off runnig after the girls! lol* lol, okay this was the biggest waste of pro board ever! lol, sorry it was so stupid! lololol
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Post by Ajax on Jan 4, 2007 0:02:52 GMT -5
lol, our whole thread is the biggest waste of proboard ever , but it's okay, that's what this is for. Nobody probably wants to read this thread, we really have no ulterior motives here, just to live out our lives lol, so yeah, the whole thing is sorta dry to people probably. I LOVED YOUR POST Why didn't they just do that? lol! *hugs you* You're the grooviest!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 4, 2007 13:10:28 GMT -5
aww, thanks! you know what, I LOOOOVed your post too!
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Post by Ajax on Jan 8, 2007 23:21:03 GMT -5
grr, I had a post typed here and I know I clicked, "post reply," but I don't see my post anywhere here. That's okay, I mostly remember what I typed, so I'll just do it later, maybe I can make it better than the other one.
*shakes fist at proboards*
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Post by Ajax on Jan 10, 2007 13:36:36 GMT -5
*The two run into their apartment and Megg slams the door behind them and leans against the door, panting. She gives Sel a "Death glare."*
Sel: Wha!?
Megg: What'dya think ya doin'?
Sel: Why?
Megg: We barely know these guys and ya tell 'em we're gonna go on a date with 'em?
Sel: Well, we didn't even know the guy who mugged us, would you rather I asked him?
Megg: No, but still...
Sel: *shrugs* I'm goin, you can do what ya like...
Megg: I still don't like this idea, Sel...
Sel: Look, it's Dean Martin AND Jerry Lewis, what could they do to us?
Megg: *shrugs* I suppose?
*the two hurriedly get ready and the boys have finally caught up with them and start banging on the door*
Sel: Comin...Comin'...
(Sorry, I don't really know where to go with this, and I sort of havvta get off of here soon, so I"ll leave it to you what happens from there...besides, I don't know who you want lol)
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 14, 2007 4:00:47 GMT -5
lol, yeah I never know whats gonna happen, lol, and dont worry what I think, I leave things up to you b/c I want to see what will happen just go with the flow! *the girls run to the door dressed to the nines!, and the boys stare in amazment* Jer: Boy, did it take us that long to get up here?! Dean: you girls look great! sel: well we do what we can meg: yeah, in fifteen minutes *all laugh* sel: so boys, where do you plan on taking us? dean: well to an after party, of course jer: where? *dean nudges him* Jer: oh yeah, I mean yeah girls, we're going to an exclusive after party sel: well, sounds great! meg: well, where exacly IS this after party? sel:*nudges meg* *whispers* dont ruin this, we're going out with Dean and Jerry!, so hush up and lets go! Meg: well I dont-- dean: *ahem* shall we ladies? *all walk out into the street, and begin to walk..* sel: so *ahem*, where are we heading? jer: to our place! *both girls stop* sel and meg: what?! Dean: Ugh, he means our club, like our place we like to hang out at, right Jer? *nudges him* jer: what are you talkin abo-- *dean nudges him again* I mean, yeah, yeah thats what i meant!! Dean: well lets speed things up *raises his hand* TAXI! meg: sel, should we go? sel: Uh, YEAH! *jumps in the cab* jer: you comin sweety? *smiles* Meg: *nearly melts* YEAH! *jumps in* *a little while, and a little chit chat later, they arrive at a building, a ugly dark builing* meg: umm this is kinda looking like a murder mystery movie... Dean: dont worry, its better inside! *winks* *the girls get out of the car, and look at each other* jer: dont worry girls, its better this way so that no one knows about it *smiles* *the girls melt under his smile, lol, they'll do anything when he smiles! lol, and follow them inside the clubs doors, as soon as they open the music blares!* Dean: see, I told ya *winks* *the boys walk in and everyone says "hey!" as if they all knew them, they must be regulars at this place! lol* Jer: lets sit ova here! *they all sit down at a table in the back, and as soon as they sit, drinks are already there!* sel: boy! good servise! Meg: so, you boys just gonna sit there, or are we gonna dance? *the four head on over to the dance floor where a big band is playing, and jitter bug away! lol, when all of a sudden a man from the band pulls out a gun!!* *everyone screams* man: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! sel: great place boys! man: THIS IS A STICK UP! dean: boy, you girls are prone for roberies arent you? OMG! Im tataly pooped! lol, Its 4am! lol, I cant think! lol have fun, or if you want leave it for me to continue when Im more awake! lol
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Post by Ajax on Jan 14, 2007 14:32:26 GMT -5
no, lol, I loved it! Robbed again lol!?! I'll see where I can go with this...haha, I love that, "They'll do anything when he smiles"
I gotta close tonight, which tonight we close at 9, so I'll be done about 10, and then I gotta go see Staysha, 'cause it's her 21st tonight, so I'm not gonna get hammered, just a drink and then boogy on home to be with my peeps lol!
LOVE YA SELLY BABY!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 16, 2007 2:46:01 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Ajax on Jan 18, 2007 0:04:44 GMT -5
aww, I so totally forgot about this thread because of that stupid project, but since the email that I need didn't come through yet, I'll see about updating these tonight, if not, I'm sorry!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 18, 2007 23:21:52 GMT -5
aww, well like I said, I feel like I didnt do a great job b/c I was super tired, lol, if you want, I'll go and do another post!
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Post by Ajax on Jan 21, 2007 22:47:55 GMT -5
Megg: *rolls her eyes* Geez, how many times can this happen in one night?! *puts up her hands like everyone else*
Jerry: Yeah, can't that see we've got plans?!
Sel: I don't think they're that interested in our plans..
Robber: Alright, I'm gonna pass this here hat and when it comes around to you, you had better put all of your money in it...see....and those boys back there...*points to some armed guys in the back* are gonna be watchin ya see...so don't try no funny business!
Dean: Hear that Jer? No funny business!
Jerry: *gulps dramatically lol*
*the hat comes to them...*
Dean: *whispers to Jerry* create a diversion...I've got a plan!
Jerry: *makes with the funny while Megg, Sel. and Dean pocket the money in the hat and pass it on to the next person and get down on all fours, crawling away. He stops with the funny and sits back down noticing his friends are gone* Fellas?! Hey fellas?! *lifts up the tablecloth* Oh Megg?! SEL?! DEAN?! *looks under the table and doesn't find them. He gives a goofy grin to the man holding the gun and runs for all he's worth*
(sorry, it's not very good, but at least it's an update lol...I could do another one when I can think of something else when I have time lol, or you could just go off of that)
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