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Post by Ajax on Jan 7, 2007 0:58:45 GMT -5
Aww, thank you Sel!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 7, 2007 14:23:14 GMT -5
lol, what ARE you talking about David?? lolol you dreamed you were in San Fransico? and all there was, was gay men?? lol, or no girls?? lol, help me out dude, Im lost! ;D
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Post by Ajax on Jan 8, 2007 1:24:43 GMT -5
yeah, so am I lol
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Post by astaret on Jan 8, 2007 5:05:42 GMT -5
OK, sorry... it was a nigtmare as i said, and what i was trying to explain was the fact that when i came here that night i felt in a "No Girl Land", because any of you was around. But.... Im waiting for you to continue the story, i have a scene already which includes 6 elephants, 12 golden camels, 10 dancing monkeys, 2 bears, a marching band, 20 violinists, tons of firecrackers and Esther Williams... but i need a good conection, so... Who's Next ? P.S.: "Excuse me for my english señoritas"
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 8, 2007 11:48:23 GMT -5
Thee is next, David! lol.
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Post by Ajax on Jan 8, 2007 11:50:53 GMT -5
David, you really need to lay off of the crack lol
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 8, 2007 17:12:49 GMT -5
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Post by Ajax on Jan 10, 2007 1:46:50 GMT -5
Now that sounds more like the nightmare lol
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 10, 2007 23:23:05 GMT -5
Awww, David, I'm sorry! I just read this a minute ago. I didn't go back on page 2 until just now...I'm sorry I wasn't able to speak with thee, but hopefully we'll speak to-night...
Pallies, I'm sorry to kill the fun but we gotta get back on topic and cut back on the chit-chat.
Awwww, chit-chat...LYNN!!! *wails and climbs back into her cave* Oh pally, I miss thee....
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Post by astaret on Jan 11, 2007 22:31:53 GMT -5
Back at the Diner: Ian was smiling after a short but funny "chit-chat" with that waitress called Cynthia, everything was perfect, until her sister appear suddenly, he wonders how they can be sisters, both are cute indeed, but so different as night and day. Ian: *-thinking* Now the girls are gone, but... wheres my meal ?, the first one was rude at the hotdog stand, the second was very kind here, but after all... neither feed me ¡ Ian leaves the Diner after flirting a little, but with nothing in his stomach, after Cynthia was abducted by her evil sister seems like his sandwich was lost into oblivion besides his cup of tea. Now, he still hunger, but the smile of Cynthia was like a little snack, and now he need to do something more important... find the road to success in Showbiz. Ian:*walking and thinking* Let´s See, the gossip on the street speaks about a Great Director, who is about to start a new project, some Powder or Powell or whatever name that guy have. maybe i should visit the studio and see if i can get some part on it, after all, i can write, act or sing, i can do whatever he ask, in fact i can even do *-stomach roar-... Dear Lord, i guess i must eat something before conquering this town, and all because that little "bird" Sel, if i just.... *-He look into his Pocket-* Right... her card, well, seems like her sister wants to see me again, but... what for?, well, thats not for what i came to America, mmmm, well... maybe a little, but first... Ian stops on a Newstand near. Ian: Excuse me my dear friend... Clerk: what D´you want man ? Ian: "surprised by that rude man" well, i wonder if you can help me with my quest Clerk:*-laughing-*sure, what are you looking for... the Holy Grial ?? Ian: I beg you perdon ? Clerk:yeah man, what do you want? girls, puff, liquor or what ? Ian: Oh no sir, i think you don´t understand, i just... Clerk: course i dont "understand" you pally, you sound weird... Ian: sorry, i just want to know where to find Mr. Powers, i will appreciate your help Clerk: *-whispering- ...* foreigners... OK, just cut the whining newbie, you can find that monster in... Sorry Girls, thats all for today, my brain is dry ¡¡¡
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 12, 2007 12:35:03 GMT -5
Awww, that's all right, David. I loved it very much! Thee has a talent Kim stands by Mr. Powers as he gets bombarded with costume details, and script changes, and casting problems, and band issues, and.... Her head begins to spin as there seems no end to this insanity! But she tries to keep her calm. If this is what show business is like...I'll have to get used to it!So she sticks closer to Mr. Powers , observing, learning and taking it all in, but the man gets very impatient and spins around Mr. Powers: Kim, I'm glad you're learning a lot and enjoying yourself, but go wait in my office, please. Kim looks to the man and gives an embarrassed smile. I knew I was getting on his nerves...Kim: Yes, sir. At the snap of his fingers an assistant comes around the corner and leads Kim away. She follows the assistant up a flight of stairs, watching the scenery from the windows on her way up. The two finally come to the 2nd level, above the studio, and open the door. Kim: Woah! It's huge! The window takes over the better half of the entire wall! And the chairs.... She runs her fingers down the soft leather and her eyes dart from one side of the room to the other, mesmerized by the plaques, awards, photos of him with celebrities and newspaper clippings framed in gold. The assistant points to the chair and gives her the raised brow, as if to say, "Sit! Mr. Powers doesn't like snoops". So Kim takes the hint and nods politely, sitting herself down in one of the comfy chairs. Kim: Thank you... The assistant gives her a half smile, filled with sarcasm and jealousy perhaps. But with the roll of her eyes she closes the door and walks away. Kim continues to stare at the photos from her chair, though she can't see them too well she squints, getting the pictures in focus. She wiggles in her chair. Oooo, I can't believe I'm actually here! I'm going to be in a movie!Her head starts spinning about thoughts of stardom, and she sits back in her chair, letting her mind wander... ***Back in the studio***Mr. Powers: Set those chairs up on the stage....turn them left....No! LEFT! He waves his hands around violently. Mr. Powers: Are you incompetent?! Don't you know which side left is?! He throws his hands up in the air and takes a deep sigh of frustration. Megg steps down from the band stage and calls out to Mr. Powers, clearing her throat nervously. Megg: Excuse me, Mister Powers... Mr. Powers: Yeah, what is it? Megg: I'm sorry to bother you but Glenn and I had an idea. Maybe instead of introducing us in a bar, maybe we could be in a nightclub. You know, the bar kinda sends the wrong message and I was just thinki-- Mr. Powers: That's fine. All right. And with the wave of his hand, he walked away. Later on, there's commotion in the other room. Mr. Powers tries to concentrate on his scripting details but the women keep shrieking and screaming. He gets flustered and throws down his papers, walking into the cafeteria room and grabbing a huge cup of coffee filled with his tranquilizers and a bit of milk. He walks back into his director's chair and continues working on the script when he hears the door burst open and slam shut. He walks over to where all the ruckus is going on and he starts yelling: Mr. Powers: SHUT U-- He stops mid-sentence when he sees his leading man, Gary Cooper throw himself up against the door, breathing heavily, keeping back the pile of women back behind the door. Mr. Powers smiles and shakes his head, extending his hand. Mr. Powers: Sorry Coop, thought you were one of those annoying extras...they've got a set of pipes on them that makes it impossible for anyone to get work done around here! Gary laughs and walks up to Mr. Powers, shaking his hand. Gary: That's all right, Mr. Powers. It's those women! They're gettin' worse! One of these days they'll rip the clothes right off my back! Mr. Powers looks down and notices Gary's clothes are ripped and torn from all the women grabbing and groping. He laughs and puts his hand on his shoulder. Mr. Powers: There's a shirt in my office. Go up there and get dressed then we'll rehearse scene number 1 when you get back. Gary smiles and gives Mr. Powers a pat on the back then heads up the stairs.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 16, 2007 18:27:09 GMT -5
LOL, I bet you were in that crowd kim! lol, and your holding the whole backside to his pants in you hand!!! *okay so back where I left off, sel and her sister, whom I totaly for got her name, is walking back home..* sel: and so then he offered me a job! Cyn: oh wow really?! sel: yup, I go in tomorrow. Cyn: so who's gonna take over your hotdog cart? sel: *stops walking* Oh no! I forgot about that!, Oh Cynthia you gotta help me out! PLEEEEASE! Cyn: NO way! I have a job too you know, and now that that looker knows where I work, I'll be in everyday on time! sel: *rolls her eyes* I do hate you. Cyn: and I you little sister! sel: ugh! where am I gonna find someone to take over!! *they finaly reach there house, walk up the hundred stairs to there apartment, lol, and go inside* sel: Im just going to have to bring it with me.. Cyn: what are you crazy?! Winston Powers is one of the most powerfull, meanest, nasties directors around!, he'd never allow yout o bring a weiner cart to his set sel: well he sure seemed to like them earlier!, well I dont know, I've gotta get rid of those hotdogs or they'll be wasted money...oh Cynthia! dont you know anybody who can fill in for me?! Cyn: nope. sel:*moans* Oh my life is ruined!! Cyn: *rolls her eyes* well my love life has just begun! sel: *under breath* for the hundreth time... lol okay i can no longer think! ;D lol
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Post by Ajax on Jan 16, 2007 23:49:20 GMT -5
oh geez, I have no idea...
Sel: *shows up the next day at the studio with her hot dog cart*
Security: I'm sorry miss but you can't bring that into the studio...*he motions to the hot dog stand*
Sel: Well, I can't leave it out here either!
Security: I'm sorry but you'll have to in order to gain access to the lot Miss!
Sel: *looks through the gates at the lot and then back to the hot dog stand and then through the gates at the lot again, trying to make a decision* Well, I guess my life in pictures can't begin if I stay out here with this crummy old hot dog stand....Let someone make off with it for all I care!
*Security opens the gates and she walks in, they look, puzzled, at the hot dog stand, and then close the gates*
***IN POWERS OFFICE***
*Gary opens the door to the office and walks right in*
Secretary: Good morning, Mr. Cooper! *she gives him a dreamy look*
Gary: Good morning Helen *gives her a cheeky sort of a wink*
Secretary: I see you got a little too much love from your adoring fans this morning as well...
Gary: *looks down at his clothes and chuckles, looking back at Helen* I'll just be worried when the swarms stop grabbing...*he heads into Mr. Powers office and heads to the little closet by the desk chair. He opens the door and then turns around and looks at the woman sitting in one of the over stuffed chairs*
Kim: *notices Gary looking at her and averts her eyes, trying not to stare at his tattered appearance*
Gary: *smiles* Pardon my appearance miss, I'm usually better dressed than this...but you see, my fans just tend to show too much adoration at times....*gestures to his clothes and smiles*
Kim: *blushes, looking at his beautiful smile*
Gary: *changes his shirt, partly behind the door, but Kim can still see him changing* So, are you a new secretary?
Kim: Oh no...I'm going to be acting...
Gary: What are you playing in?
Kim: That new talking movie....what a hoot that'll be!
Gary: *smiles* Yes...I'm workin' on that one as well....So..*buttons his last button* I guess I'll see ya around...
Kim: *grins* I'd like that...
(Sorry, I gotta stop there and save some of my energy for my PR project)
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Post by astaret on Jan 17, 2007 20:35:31 GMT -5
WOW, the plot is getting better, congratulations to you all ¡¡¡ OK, im going to post this night, or maybe tomorrow morning, but i just have 2 single questions... 1.- What is a Rat Poster 2.- Why i am one of those
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 17, 2007 20:52:02 GMT -5
They're ranks.
After one hits their 50 posts mark they recieve the title: "Rat Posters" And thee, David, has 52 posts! CONGRATULATIONS!!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 18, 2007 23:23:26 GMT -5
LOL!! yeah, I never noticed what I was untill I was a rat too! lol
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Post by astaret on Jan 31, 2007 22:20:02 GMT -5
This is the Return of The Space Cowboy ¡¡¡ Sorry for the disadvantage of my laziness, last weeks i was working very hard , but i have a very good excuse to take one more day until post... which is... let me see... mmmm... well... duh! ... Oh!, thats it.... My brain is dead because of Jetlag ¡¡¡Come Back on Friday Night to see the most spectacular post of history ¡¡¡ P.S. "I hope you can forgive me girls" P.S.2: " I MISS YOU PRINCESS ¡ "
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Feb 1, 2007 0:15:17 GMT -5
Of course we forgive you, David! I hope you had an absolutely wonderful trip; and we can't wait to read that MOST SPECTACULAR POST OF HISTORY!! P.S. I miss you, too, David *sobs*
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