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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 19, 2007 13:51:17 GMT -5
LOLOLOL...
*Beau, Sel and Jerry drive around for a while until they find a shady man walking down the street in a huff, mumlbing to himself*
Sam: Milk?! Why the stupi--*mumble, mumble* I can't stand it anymore--no. Milk? MILK?! *Mumbles and screams, laughing manically* MILK! SHE WANTED MILK!
*Beau motions for Sel to slow down...*
Beau: *Leans out the window and clears his throat* Excuse me, mister, but have you seen my fiance'?
*Sam stops and looks at Beau, walking closer to the car*
Sam: Who?
Beau: *Digs in his pocket and takes out a photo of Kim* Her. She's my fiance' and she's been missing for a couple days...
*Sam squints and his eyes get wide as he realizes that's the crazy MILK WOMAN!*
Sam: Get her away!
Beau: What?
Sam: She's crazy!
Beau: Hey, don't you speak about my fiance' like that...
Sam: *Snap, twitch* Milk!
Beau: Where is she?
Sam: *Points to the house and runs like mad* KEEP AWAY! ...HIDE THE MILK!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 19, 2007 14:33:22 GMT -5
LOL!!!! I LOVE IT!!
*sel quickly drives up to the house, and they all jump out the car! run up the stairs and burst in the door!* Beau: KIM! KIM! KIIIIIIM!! kim: Beau? Hey! what are you guys doing here? come in! sit down have some milk! Jer: *looks to sel* again with the milk? sel: Kim! what are you doing? arent you supposed to be kidnapped? kim: yeah, but what else is new?*picks up a cookie* want a cookie? sel; NO! I dont want a coo-- well...yeah! give me the cookie! *scarfes it down* kim: yeah, you guys like this place? I dont think that guy will be comming back-- Beau: we cant stay here!!*grabs kim* this is a hostage home! sel: say you got anymore cookies??? kim: well if we cant stay, lets at leats take the valueables-- jer: beat ya to it! *his pants pockets full with stuff! lol* *so they quickly take everything and run out the house!! and jump in the car* kim: aww, I'll miss that house, It had such good memories *pulls out a cookie and eats it* sel: you know what I just realized?! we still ahve all the money!! kim: what money? Jer: THATS RIGHT WE DO!! kim: what money, you guys? beau: WE HAVE MONEY!! kim: WHAT FREAKIN MONEY?!?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 19, 2007 16:50:18 GMT -5
LOL.
Sel: We robbed a bank on the way to get you...
Kim: *Cookies spill out of her mouth* You WHAT?!
Sel: We needed the money!
Kim: Did you get caught?
Jerry: Obviously NOT!
Kim: No, I mean did realize they were stolen from?
Sel: Yeah, but we ditched them in an alley.
*Kim nods along like she understands, but just rolls her eyes and takes another sip of milk*
*Beau sits off to the side, in a daze*
Kim: Oh darling, I didn't forget about you...
*He looks up and gives her a smile*
*She leaps into his arms and kisses him passionately*
Kim: Where would I be without you?
Beau: *Wraps his arms around her tight and picks her up, walking her to the car*
Sel: Well, I guess let's head out!
*Jerry picks Sel up and runs her to the car*
Sel: *Laughing hysterically* You crazy goon!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 20, 2007 4:42:06 GMT -5
YAY!!! when this cars a rockin' dont come a knockin!!! LOLOLOLOL Juuuuust kidding! ;D
*jer takes the driver seat and kim and beau, who are still "busy" by the way, jump in the back, and sel slide on the passenger side* sel: so... where to guys? *silence* sel: well I guess it's up to us to make the desision Jer! *laughs* jer: slides closer to sel* why dont we take some advise from your cookie monster friend-- kim: HEY! *then goes back to being "busy"* jer: and just...*leans in closer* stay a while... *now sel and jer are getting "busy" in the front seat! LOL* * time goes by fast when your in the heat of a momment, and the next thing they knew, it was past midnight! but they didnt care, they were young, and in love, and a couple of them were reunited!, then all of a sudden a bright light hits them in the eyes!!* sel: what the--- kim: what is that?! beau:*looks out the window*...Its not a "what" Dear, it's a who!! all: what?? *they all look out the window and see two police men standing next to the car, watching them, flashlights still in there faces!!* kim: you think they know?! sel: hush up! play it cool!! we have nothing to hide! jer: what do you eman?! we have all the mone--- sel: *covers his mouth, gives him a serius glare, then rolls her window down, (back to her trusty plan B)* umm, can we help you officers? *batts lashes and smiles* kim: *rolls her window down too* yeah officers, we hope we didnt cause any trouble *batts her lashes too* beau: *pulls kim back* what are you doing?! kim: getting us out of this *pulls her self away, and back to the officers* police 1: you realize what time it is young ladies?? sel: well of cour-- police 2: it's after midnight, and you are all disturbing the peace! kim: but I-- police 1: and you are ALL under arrest! sel: what?! kim: why?! police 1 and 2: For indeasent exposure! and disturbing the peace! * the police hand cuff the guys first, then sel and kim* sel: what do you mean indesent exposure?! kim: yeah! we have our clothes on! police 1: well look at this! *rips off sel's sleeve!* police 2: and looky here! *rips off the trim on kims dress!* sel: what are you doing?! *pulls her self away* kim: get you hands off of me!! *beau and jer, who are sitting in the police car, handcuffed, just see what happened!* Beau: YOU GET YOU FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER! jer: YEAH! THE SAME FOR THE OTHER ONE TOO! (lol) police1: shut up and mind your own affairs! *this really ticks Beau off, and him having super powers, lol, (remember?) lol, breaks the window and climbs out, he's cut and scratched, but he charges right after the men!* ...........................................................clifthanger!! YAY!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 20, 2007 11:17:22 GMT -5
LOL, Hilarious, pally!! But the way...I love that new signature! And yes........he is purrrrrrdy ;D ;D
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 24, 2007 9:25:57 GMT -5
thank you kindly!!! LOL, and have you realized that at the beggining of every post, we say "LOL", LOL!!! this is like the funnest thread ever!! LOL
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 24, 2007 15:19:59 GMT -5
Yep, I knowticed that the other day. I scrolled up to see how long it had gone on for! ...Too long, pally....TOO LONG!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 24, 2007 15:23:25 GMT -5
lol, whats that supposed to mean??
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 24, 2007 15:55:35 GMT -5
Nothing ;D
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 26, 2007 7:36:36 GMT -5
lol, you better not be trying to make "hobo's" an orphane!! (if thats really how you spell it! lol) POST!!! Im getting lonesome LOL
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 26, 2007 11:55:57 GMT -5
Oh! It's my turn?! Grrr, let me go back and recover the story... lol, I've been waiting for thee!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jan 26, 2007 12:01:49 GMT -5
*Beau chases after the man and catches up to him real quick* Police: I'm a police officer, don't you dare put your hands on m-- *BOOM!* *Beau knocks the man unconscious (I don't know if he was in a car or not, but let's just say he was walking the gals back to the station because his car broke down ) Beau: Kim, are you all right? Kim: *Leaps in his arms and clings to him tightly* Oh Beau, I'm so sorry for everything... Beau: *Holds her close and chuckles* Sorry for what? You couldn't help being kidnapped or arrested... Kim: *Burries her face in his chest* I know, I'm just sorry you had to go through that all. *Jerry finally catches up to the rest of the gang and leaps in Sel's arms* Jerry: *High-pitched CCH voice* Oh honey! Good thing you're safe! I was soooo worried! Sel: *Throws Jerry down and dusts herself off* You didn't help me any! Mister...mister... *looks him up and down* too-late man! *She huffs off and Jerry chases after her* Jerry: I didn't mean to, darlin'! You gotta believe me! SEL!! COME BACK HERE!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Jan 26, 2007 14:18:44 GMT -5
LOLOL, *in jerry voice* I Like it! I like it!! jer: aww, c'mon! what did you want I should do?? knock him out?! sel: Beau did! jer:*puts his hands on his hips* well if you want Beau so bad, then go with him! sel:*stops and turns* what?! jer: you heard me! you want Beau so bad, then be wit 'em! sel:*gets right in jerrys face* why I oughta-- jer: do it! sel: I oughta-- *there both in each others faces, looking evily at each other...... then they just start to kiss all over each other!! LOOL!!* kim: boy! those two sure make up fast! beau: never mind them *tuns kims face to his, and kisses her* *then all of a sudden, the police men get up!!* all: RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!! *they all begin to run! where? I dont know! but there running! lol* sel: where--whe---where are we going?! jer: I--I dont--I dont know!! kim: I dont think I can make it you guys!! beau: OH no you dont! *quickly picks Kim up and keeps on running!* Jer: I dont think I can make it either!! *jumps in sels arms!!* sel: what the-- Jerry! jer: Im tiyerd! *she just keeps on running!, they look back, the police are still on there tail!* jer: Faster! Faster!! *begins to make fake wipping noises and motions! lol* sel:why You-- jer:*kid voice* I Love you!! sel: you better! beau: this way!! *sel follows! (shes the only one running! lol), they run in between buildings and alleys!* sel: I cant go much further.. beau: okay, right in here! *he kicks open a door, and they all run in!* sel:*throws, Literaly throws, Jerry, and leans over, trying to catch her breath!* jer: hey! whats the big idea?! sel:*looks up and shoot a evil glare* whats the big Idea?? whats the big Idea?! why I oughta kick you in your-- kim: shhhhhhh!! listen! *outside the door they hear the police running past the door, still looking for them... they all stand in silence....* YOUR TURN!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Feb 10, 2007 13:59:32 GMT -5
*The police officers grabs Sel, Kim, Beau and Jerry and throw them in the cop car* Sel: *Stares at Jerry* This is all your fault! Jerry: My fault?! How is this my fault?! Sel: If you wouldn't have been so STUPID then we would have been our way home! Kim: You guys, it wasn't anyones fault, all right? Let's just try and figure our way out of this one. *On the way to prison, the four think up a plan* Jerry: *Snaps his fingers* I got it! Sel: Jerry? Jerry: Yeah? Sel: Shut up. *Jerry slinks down into his chair and gives that disappointed face only Jerry could make* Kim: Oh! We could pull our little stunt like we usually do. Sel: No, that wouldn't work, the doors are loc-- *She goes to open the door, proving the doors are locked but it swings open and Sel nearly falls out* *Jerry leaps over and grabs hold of Sel, throwing her back in the car* Kim: Ha! It is open! Sel: *In shock* ...Yeah, I'd say it is. Kim: *Looks around* Everyone ready? All: Yep! Beau: ...Yup. (lol) Kim: 1, 2, 3....GO! *The four all pile out of the car and scatter into a vacant home.* (Don't ask me how it got there, it's just there, all right?)
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Feb 17, 2007 12:27:18 GMT -5
lololol, okaaaaaaaaaay! lol * the foursome run inside the house, the cops are drunk thats why they didn't stop them, LOL, and they quickly shut the door behind them* sel: aww, jerry, you saved me! I LOVE YOU! *they start to make out, lol* kim: well they didn't take long, did it? beau: no at all, hey *looks at kim* whered you get that cookie? kim: from that nice man who kidnaped me, he gave me a whole box! *pulls out the box from her back pocket, but it's all crumpled b/c she rolled on it, lol* jer: *pulls away from sel* DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES?! *Jer leaps on top of kim and steals her cookies!* kim: hey! those are mine *they two are rolling on the ground fighting over a ripped up box of cookies, sel walks over to Beau and crosses her arms* sel: sad, isn't it? beau: yup.... *loks back at kim and jerr and see's there pouring the whole box in there mouths* Beau: HEY! *kim and Jer stop, and look startled* kim and jer: what? Beau:.............. I Didn't get a cookie!!!! * he jumps on top of them and steals the box!* * now all three are fighting over the box* *sel looks at them, horrified, she walks out the house walks up to the police car, and hold her arms out..* sel: Take me please! LOL
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Feb 23, 2007 10:23:11 GMT -5
aww, post!! post! post!! it's soo lonesome here w/o you!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Feb 23, 2007 13:16:51 GMT -5
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
That was the funniest post, ever, Sel! LOLOLOL!
I don't know where to take it, so maybe we can end this one so we can start anew! ;D
Whaddya' say?
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Feb 25, 2007 2:53:23 GMT -5
well we need an ending...
*the police men stare at her, and see that these she is one of the 4 people who robbed two big chain markets and killed Danny!! (remember him?? LOL)* police: GET EM! sel: wha-- *turns to run, but they shoot her..dead* kim: *stops rolling on the ground* what was that?! *they all run to see what happened, then they see the pilice men over sel, Jer runs to sel, but they shoot him too, then Kim and deeds try and run the other, way but...they die too*
*in the papers, sel, kim, deeds, and jerry are on the front page, the headline "The Top richest, and most wanted Hobos: DEAD" *
EL FIN!
YAY new thread!! lol
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