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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 25, 2006 0:49:12 GMT -5
sel: so she told you? be: yeah.. sel: well? be: what? sel: arent you leaving yet?! *kim elbows sel* sel: ouch! kim: shut up! sel: *laughs* sorry! jer: well we have about 20 dollars left..so we gotta get some money, and fast! sel: well what do you think we should do? jer; i got it! *jerry takes them all to a strip club..lololol!! juuuuust kidding! * *jerry takes them to a pawn shop..* jer: we gotta have something on us! *they all look..*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 25, 2006 3:07:49 GMT -5
*Kim pulls out a gold ring Deeds gave to her on the night of their engagement*
*She looks around and quickly hides it in her pocket*
Kim: *Ahem* Well, I haven't anything on me...
*She looks to Jerry and Sel*
Kim: What about you two?
Sel: Nope, Nothing...we've gotta figure out a way to get some money...and fast!
Jerry: I ain't got nuthin'...and I'm with Sel on this one....
Kim: *Rolls her eyes and folds her arms* When aren't you with Sel?
Jerry: *Does his 9-year-old pouting lip* Eh, shuddyap...
Kim: *Chuckles* Well...I suppos--
Beau: Sorry to interrupt, but you said you all stole $500,000 at a clothing shop, right?
All: Uh huh...
Beau: Well, why not go to the National Bank?
Sel: Are you insane?! We barely got out alive in that clothing store...we aren't professionals, Beau, and we sure aren't going to commit a high crime like that! ...We'd all be put in jail for the rest of our lives!
*Beau looks down and mutters to himself*
I'd rather be in a cell in prison than the misery I'm in now with Kim hating me the way she does...
*The four sit on the curb and think out a plan...*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 25, 2006 21:46:15 GMT -5
lol! your so selfish Kim! lol
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 25, 2006 22:46:37 GMT -5
Selfish?
...Nuh uh...not me.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 26, 2006 1:15:03 GMT -5
lol! I meant that you would rather let us be with out money, than give up your ring! lol! but anyways.... sel: well what do we do? jer: well lets just walk for a while so we can think.. *they all silently agree and walk down the street..* Beau: I promise Kim, I wont have you how you used to be.. kim: Oh I know dear..*hugs Beau* Beau: and Im not just saying that! I promise you kim! *holds her tight* kim: *looks him int he eys..* yes Beau..I know. sel: Look! *she points accross the street, and they all look* sel: Its a bank! kim:..................and? sel: its got money! kim: we are not going to rob a bank! sel: awwww, c'mon! kim: NO! sel. ugh! okay..*they keep on walking..lol* kim: Look! *they all look..* sel: what? kim: Its a Beauty Pagent!! sel: we have no money and you wnat to look at beauty queens? kim: NO! look! It says 50 thousand dollar reward! all: what? *they all look* kim: well if we both join, we have 2 chances of winning!! sel: bu-- kim: ooh c'mon! its better than robbing a bank! sel: but what about these two? *points to the guys* kim: they can be our make-up artists! Jer; What?! I aint puttin no makeup on nobody!! kim: Not a real one, we just say you guys are! that way we can all get in, we stay at the hotel room they give the contestants, for free might I add!, and we all take the free ride, and if we win..its a BONUS! *they all stare at kim for a while..* sel......I knew you were smart! *they all run across the street to enter!* lol!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 26, 2006 1:21:01 GMT -5
...huh?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 26, 2006 1:33:07 GMT -5
*They all walk up to the door but Kim stops immediatelyl*
Kim: Wait...
*They all stop and look to her*
Sel: What?
Kim: In order to sign up for a beauty pagent...we'll have to look the part...
Sel: Yeah? What's your point?
Kim: My point is....we can't go in lookin' like regular joes...
Jerry: And Josephine's...
Kim: *Nods* Thank you Jerry, and yes, Josephine's...
Sel: What do you suggest?
Kim: We have a few dollars between us all, right?
Jerry: Sure, but not enough to buy some fancy clothes!
Kim: No? Well, we'll just have to go 'huntin''
*Beau smiles proudly and Kim laughs, shaking her head.*
*The four head walk into the building and Kim walks up to the registration desk*
Kim: *Ahem* Sir...
*Clerk looks up to see Kim and three others behind her*
Clerk: Yes, miss?
Kim: We're here to sign up for the beauty pagent...
Clerk: You, her and....the two boys?
Kim: *Nervous chuckle* Yes, well, they supply our wardrobe and makeup...
Clerk: Ah.*he takes a notepad out and hands her a pencil* Please sign here...
*Kim signs the notepad and nods*
Kim: Thank you...
Clerk: Thank you.
*He hands her a sheet of paper which reads the rules, guidelines, Q&A, and the registration notes*
*The four walk back out into the street and sit on the curb*
Sel: *Takes the sheet of paper* Well, it says here....*reading*
Fashion managers, beauty stylists, makeup artists and assistants are registered, themselves, to each single contestant...
Kim: That means...
Sel: --I have my own personal Jerry!!
*She leaps for joy and clutches onto Jerry tightly*
*Kim looks to Beau and smiles weakly*
*He looks to her, excitedly, but also half-heartedly...not wanting to seem over-anxious he just turns the other way and acts as if he never heard what was said...*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 27, 2006 18:23:58 GMT -5
...huh? He doesnt want you a hobo again! DUH! lol! *rolls eyes* c'mon kim, get with the program! lol *the girls fill out the papers, and return them inside..* *the man looks them up and down..then laughs..* man: good luck girls.. sel:*puts on the fakest smile, and a country accent* why thank you kindly sir! kim: *follows sel lead..* yes, thank you very kindly, from the very bottom of our hearts! *the girls laugh and walk away..* sel: so when do we go "shopping"? jer: *puts on a fake french accent* vat iz zis "shoppiiing" you vill stay here, while mua, and moisuer Beau, vill find zee clothes! *lolol, sorry, I dont know how to write in french! lol* sel: what?! Oh no you dont! beau: yeah! speak for yourself! I cant pick out gilr clothes! jer: *accent gone* well if you read the rules..*points to paper* it says the girls have to remain in the building at ALL times, so they can attend the meeting and stuff! all: WHAT?! kim: *to sel* we cnat have these MEN pick out clothes! sel: I know! were gonna be FREAKS! *lol* Beau: *to jerry* I dont know notthin about womens clothes! jer: well lucky for me, Ive seen alot of womens clothes..off. sel: JERRY! jer: umm, I mean at my old job!, so anyways..yeah I know alot about what looks good, and sizes and such..you girls just gotta give us your measurments and stuff.. *the girls turn red* jer: aww, c'mon it's notthing we havent seen bef-- sel: *nudges jerry* you have quite a mouth dont you! jer: *smiles* well we gotta get you girls some clothes, so lets go *hand the girls a paper...they look at each other, hesitant..* jer: c'mon! we gotta go! *the girls quiclky jot down there measurments and send the boys off! lol*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 27, 2006 18:31:27 GMT -5
*Kim hands Beau her 'list' and his eyes get huge*
Beau: ...Lucky fella that Deeds was!
Kim: *Gasps* Just get outta here, will ya'?
*He chuckles and follows Jerry out to the sidewalk*
Sel: This is gonna be interesting...
Kim: No kidding...they'll probably pick out a princess constume with vampire wings.
Sel: *Laughs* Let's just get up to our rooms and settle in...I'm gettin' kinda hungry and I hear they have their own restaurant here.
Kim: Sounds like a plan, let's go!
*The girls head up the stairs and into their hotel room*
Kim: *Sets down her things and looks around* Wow...this is amazing.
Sel: *In awe* You can say that again!
Kim: *Still in awe, in same tone* Wow...this is amazing.
*Sel rolls her eyes and leaps on the bed*
Sel: Oooo, Jerry's gonna love this!
Kim: Sel...
Sel: *Still jumping on the bed* Yeah?
Kim: The contract says the rooms are split.
Sel: *Stops jumping and leaps off the bed at Kim, grabbing the paper* It says...*reading*...*Throws down the paper* This is so stupid!!
Kim: *Laughs* Well, it was your idea.
Sel: Yeah...but not this part!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 27, 2006 18:58:04 GMT -5
lol! "jerry's gonna love this!" ??!! lololol!! Im dieing over here! lol!! and "boy Deeds sure was a lucky fellow" *on the floor dieing!* lol sel: well... kim: well? we cant do anything about it..my southeren belle! sel: *laughs* kim: what was up with that accent?! *laughs* sel: I have no Idea! I think It just fits the personality of a pagent queen! kim:*laughs* yeah, know I cant wait to see what dress fits the personality of a pagent queen! sel: ugh! I know...I swear I'll kill them if the bring me somethi-- *knock, knock* sel:hel-- *puts on her pagent voice* Hello? who is it? man: hello lady's, welocme to the pagent! both: *with souther charm* Oh, thank you kindly! *the girls are trying there hardest not to laugh* man: well Im Gary,Im the director, producer, and host of the pagent, and I just came to welcome you two! and to tell you that we have a meeting in about 15 minutes, down stairs..Okay? both: Yes sir...*smile* and thank you again, for the welcoming! gary: Your welcome gilrs! *closes door* *the girls bust out laughing* sel: ugh! Im already regreting this southern belle thing! kim: *laugh* I thought I was going to explode! *both laugh* sel: well you think the boys will be back soon? kim: ugh! I wish we could see what the got us! sel: wel that the price we have to pay!, c'mon we gotta get ready to go.. *the girls are getting ready* *meanwhile.....* Jer: Ooh! look at these shoes! beau: please..when is this over?! jer: Oh shut up and hold these! *Beau has about a million things in his arms..* jer: you ready? beau: just as ready as I was at the other store.. jer: okay..head for the back! *beau walks slowly towards the back of the store...th jerry gives out a huge scream!* jer: HELP! HELP! PLEASE! *jerry is laying in the floor, screaming, and everyone tin the store is crowding around him!..Beau runs begind the register, grabs the money and some bags..and head out the back, all under five minutes!...after Beau is out, jerry jumps up, and walks out the store while everyone stares at him...the boys meet in the back, and take off to the next store! lol*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 27, 2006 19:18:16 GMT -5
*While Sel's in the shower Kim looks at her watch*
1:32
Kim: The first meeting starts at 4 so I've got some time...
*She decides to head downstairs and check what's on the menu*
*She walks into the restaurant and sits down*
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Kim: I'd like a cherry coke with grenadine and a roast duck with extra bacon...
*The waitress looks at her with wide eye, snapping her gum*
Kim: ...I'm nervous!
Waitress: And you're in the pagent?
Kim: *Violently closes the menu and throws it at the woman* Yup! ...I supply the candy backstage...
*She twitches madly and barks at the waitress*
*The waitress dashes back to the kitchen*
*Kim sits back and laughs*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Dec 6, 2006 8:17:27 GMT -5
okay last time I was on here, the post got erased remember! lol, okay let me get back in the groove..;D * I said we had a meeting in like 15 minutes!! lol, and now you said we have all this time?! lol, oh well I'll work it out! lol* *sel gets out of the shower and goes into the room to go get her clothes, when she walks out, she finds Jerry and Beau sitting on the bed...starring at her!* sel: *stands for a good second, shocked, then shreiks and runs to the bathroom!* jer: okay buddy, this aint no free show! *jumps ion front of Beau* lol sel: what are you two doing in here?!? jer: well we had to bring up the clothes, and we thought you guys were down stairs at the meeting! sel: the meeting isnt untilll 4!! didnt you hear the shower?!? jer: uhh, no! sel: ugh! just bring me my clothes! there on the chair! *Beau gets up to hand her the clothes, but Jerry jumps up and pushes Beau back donw* jer:I think you had enough of my girl for today! *snatches the clothes* thank you! (lol) Beau: *rolls his eyes* IM going to go find kim.. jer: Good! you do that! *gives him a dirty look* Beau: *chuckles, rolls his eyes and walks out the door* sel: Hello?! I need some clothes you guys! jer: Dont worry its just me, I took care of that bub! sel: Listen Bub! just hand me the clothes! *cracks the door, and sticks her hand out* jer: oh I cant come in? sel: I think you seen enough of me for today! *snatches the clothes, then slams the door, lol* jer: awww, c'mon! we wont even have anytime together the next few days! It says in the rules we have seperate rooms! sel: I heard! *opens the door, dressed this time! lol* jer: *grabs sel close* so what do ya say we make the most of this? sel: *blushes* Jerry! I just got ready! *jerry begins to kiss Sel* sel: what was I talking about? jer:*laughs, then kisses her some more*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Dec 6, 2006 15:06:06 GMT -5
*Kim sits at the table and waits for her food, scanning the room full of people.*
*Beau walks down the stairs and strolls across the lobby to the restaurant.*
*Her back is turned to him, but he'd be able to spot her a mile away.*
*He walks up to her and sits down*
Beau: Hello.
Kim: *Excited, but doesn't want to look TOO over excited, she keeps her calm* Oh, Hello.
Beau: *Getting seated comfortably* What are you doing down here?
Kim: Oh, just got a little hungry...
*The food comes in sections as the waitress lays it all on the table*
Waitress: There you go, you--
*The waitress stops in mid-insult and stares at Beau*
Waitress: Oh...excuse me *she blushes*
Kim: *Looks to the waitress, then to Beau* ...
Beau: *Looks to Kim confused, then to the waitress* Are you all right, miss?
Waitress: Yes, I--...
*She pauses and stares into his peircing, steel blue eyes and smiles*
Kim: *Not liking this one bit, and getting more jealous by the second, she looks at the woman with an evil glare* Excuse me, but this is my husband...do you have a problem?
*Beau looks to Kim, shocked, but catching on quickly. He puts his arm around her and smiles proudly*
*The waitress shoots an evil glance over to Kim and scowls*
Waitress: ...No...
Kim: Well....then...you're free to go.
*The waitress gives Beau one more glance and walks away*
Beau: *Looks at all the food, digging in* Well, that was strange.
Kim: I'd say...
Beau: Looks like you ordered for me!
Kim: *Laughs* I did.
Beau: Thanks...*he looks down and chuckles to himself* *Ahem* darling.
Kim: You're welcome...sweetheart.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Dec 7, 2006 14:23:52 GMT -5
sure you ordered for him! :s lol! you know it was ALL for you! lol * a few minutes later sel and jerry come down to eat too...* sel: So I see you fount yourself a buffet! *looks at the 8 plates of food on the little table* you sure this will fill you up kim? *smiles* Beau: oh this isnt all hers! *looks to kim and smiles* she ordered for me too! sel: *pats Beau on his back* sure, keep telling your self that! *winks* kim: oh shut up and sit down! all: Laugh sel: so did you guys find anything good? jer: *diging in kims plate...well one of them* yeah! look, its fries! *holds a fry up! lol* sel: not that stupid! I mean shopping, clothes! you know, what you guys were supposed to be doing for the last few hours! Beau: well me and Jerry sure got a lot of stuff! jer: oh you just gotta see the pair of shoes I fount on Avenue! oh and the red dress! and-- *everyone is staring at him* ker: yeah we cleaned up good! *begins to stuff his face again*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Dec 7, 2006 14:24:20 GMT -5
oops! who's "ker" ?? lol the last person was jerry
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Dec 7, 2006 14:25:45 GMT -5
lol, You can modify post.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Dec 7, 2006 14:26:42 GMT -5
nah! im too lazy for that! lol
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Dec 7, 2006 14:34:34 GMT -5
*Kim finishes eating and excuses herself from the table*
Kim: Well, I'm gonna head upstairs to take my shower and get ready.
*Beau stands up to excuse her*
Beau: Hurry back...
*Kim smiles and nods*
Kim: I'll try.
*She walks up to her room and thumbs through the dresses that Jerry and Beau had picked out*
*She comes across a gorgeous long black gown with a slit in the leg, white gloves, black-strap shoes with a lace shaal*
*She runs her fingers across the print and remebers to exhale...*
Thanks Jerry!
*She chuckles to herself and walks into the bathroom to get ready*
*A few minutes later she steps out with her towel on and walks out into the bedroom to pick up her clothes when she spots Beau*
Kim: *Shreiks* What are you doing in here?!
Beau: *Looks up and smiles* Oh, just thought I'd come and give my wife a little visit...
*He steps closer to her*
Beau: You know, it's lonely downstairs without you.
Kim: Your wife?
Beau: *Chuckles* Well, that's what you told the waiter...
Kim: *Laughs* Oh, right...
Beau: *Looks her up and down and smirks* You know, this scene seems vaguely familiar.
Kim: Has something to do with a window, correct?
Beau: *Laughs* Yep...
*He pulls her close and runs his fingers through her hair*
Beau: You still look mighty pretty in that towel.
Kim: *Forcing herself to breath* I...I knew you'd like it.
*He smiles charmingly and pulls her in for a passionate kiss*
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