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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 12, 2006 7:36:49 GMT -5
oooooooooooooooooooooooohh! no she did'nt!!! lol! you better call Jerry Springer! lol! *sel waits, an waits for what seems like forever, but was really a few seconds, LOL, untill sudently the door begins to open....* sel: *weakly* uh..je-jerry? jerry? is that you? *tears roll down sels cheeks* jerry? *meanwhile jerry is outside looking for a weapon..* jer: aha! *picks up a metal bar that Just Happens to be on the ground , lol* *jer walks quickly, but quietly to the door and tries to open it..but it's locked, he looks in his pockets for the kiey, then he hears sel SCREAM!!* jer: *gasps* sel!! SEL!! *begins to look in all his pockets, then tries to open the door some more, he begins to bang and bang on the door, while yelling out sel's name! she screams again! jerry looks around then picks up his stick again and breaks the front window!* jer: sel!! you okay baby!? *climbs in the window, but now it's quiet...and the bathroom door is open!* jer: sel!! sel you ok? *runs over to the bathroom...but its empty!!!*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 12, 2006 7:38:25 GMT -5
oops! I spelled key wrong! lol! (what else is new? lol)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 12, 2006 11:17:27 GMT -5
lol, That's all right....*chanting* Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
...Lewis, lewis, lewis...
*Kim walks down the stairs to find Joleen flirting with Deeds*
*She huffs down the stairs and walks up to Joleen, knocking her as hard as she possibly can in the face*
*She takes Deeds' hand and he steps over her body*
*Kim takes him back upstairs and sits on the bed heavily*
Deeds: *Speechless*
Kim: I know you didn't do anything, darling. Joleen is a terrible girl who likes to stir up trouble...
Deeds: *Speechless*
Kim: Would you like to get out of here today? I know it must be so bored for you to hang around in a place like this...
Deeds: *Walks up to her and slips his hands behind her back* Let's go back to Peter...
*She smiles and kisses him sweetly on the nose*
Kim: Yeah, I sure miss the little pup.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 12, 2006 11:38:51 GMT -5
lol! wow! your a mena one! lol! *jer walks into the bathroom..* jer: sel.....? *he listens in the darkness for an answer..* sel:jer-jer-jerry? jer: sel! *runs over to the bathtub where sel was hidding in, her face is all bloody and cut up..* jer: what happened? sel: jerry? *looks at his face as if she was in shock..* jer: yes, it me darling, it's me jerry! sel: *begins to sob!* Oh I was so frightened! you were gone!! I was so scared! *she grabs hold of jerry and sobs!* jer: what happened? sel tell me, what happened? sel: you left me!! *sobs* jer: *shakes sel* snap out of it! what happened??! sel: you left, then the door opened! it was, it was some man! I screamed! and screamed! but he came after me! I hit and hit him over and over!! then he hit me and I tried to push him away! but he was too big! *sobs* he just kept hitting me! I screamed..but you never came..*sobs* then he heared the you..and he ran out the window! *sobs* jer: Oh my darling, Im sorry. sel: *sobs* where were you!! *sobs* you promised me!! *sobs* jer: Im sorry, im sooo sorry! *holds her tight* I gotta call the police.. *jerry begins to get up to call, but sel pulls him back* sel: dont leave me! please! jer:are you okay? sel: *sobs* dont leave me jerry! jer: *picks sel up and walks over to the phone..then calls the police and an ambulance*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 12, 2006 17:45:23 GMT -5
*The two dress and walk downstairs an hour later*
Kim: *Standing in the doorway* You ready?
Deeds: *Smiles and wraps his arms around her, giving her a tender kiss* Yep.
*The two begin to walk out the door when Joleen stops Deeds at the door*
Joleen: He's waiting...
*She goes to kiss him but pushes her out of the way and takes Kim by the hand, walking her to the car*
Kim: *Looking back to Joleen, confused* *To Deeds* Darling, what did she mean?
Deeds: Nothing, let's get outta here.
*He lifts her into the car and speeds off*
Kim: *Looking to Deeds* Sweetheart, please tell me...
*Silence*
*She shakes her head and fixes her gaze out the window*
*Riding back home in silence*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 13, 2006 10:35:19 GMT -5
ooh! you betta get on that! lol!! ( i was supposed to sound ghetto! ) *the next day sel wakes up in a hospital* sel: jerry? jer: hey sel! *kisses her on her head* good morning.. sel: oh my head! *grabs her head* where am I ? jer: do you remember what happened the other day? sel: no, why what happened? jer: well someone broke in our hotel, and you got beat up pretty badly.. sel: what?! jer: but dont worry, we're in the hospital..they say your fine, just a few more test sel:oh darling..*holds on to jerry* I love you.. jer: I love you too.. *the doctor walks in* doc: well hello sel, and how are you feeling today? sel: fine...i guess..but my head hurts! doc: well It's going to hurt, and for a while..we had to give you and jerry stiches.. sel: jerry? why jerry? *looks to jerry for an answer* what happened o you? jer: well you fainted and i went outside, and well, I fount the guy...and well lets just say he's here too.. sel: oh jerry! you could have been killed! jer: so could you! and those thing just dont slide in my book! doc: well, I have some good news for you guys! sel: we can go home? doc: oh, well yes.. sel: oh thank god! *begins to get out of her bed* doc: oh, well thats not all! I have some even better news! you should be sitting! jer: what, the guys dead? listen doc, thats better news for him to hear! *begins to help sel out of the bed* doc: no! now sit, I have something to tell you two! sel and jer: WHAT?!? doc: *walks over to jer and sel and pushes them back down so that there sitting* doc: better...so like I was saying... *sel and jer are very annoyed by now b/c they want to leave..* sel: hurry up please! jer: *nods* doc: well, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis....your going to have a baby! sel:..................................what.? *jerry faints and hits the floor*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 13, 2006 14:04:25 GMT -5
.....................................................................what.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 14, 2006 8:33:19 GMT -5
lololol!!! *jerry opens his eyes to find sel and the doctor standing over him* sel: you ok jerry? jer: wha- doc: you fainted, *smiles* remember? jer: *looks to the doc, then to sel, then back to the doc, then again back to sel* jer: *jumps up* oh sel! *hugs her* doc:* smiles* oh you do remember! I thought I was going to have to tell you guys again! sel: please...dont! jer: whats wrong? sel: nothing...lets just go back home.. jer: oh well I have to get another room-- sel: *grabs jer* not the hotel, I want to go HOME! jer: back to New York? sel: please. jer: sure, anything! sel: *grabs her things* goodbye doctor.. jer: yeah! Goodbye! and thanks for the news! *shakes the doc's hand* sel: c'mon Jerry, I want to go.. jer: oh right! *runs over to sel, waving goodbye to the doctor..* doc: *to nurse* Boy, that Mr. and Mrs. Lenox sure meke a good couple! nures: *nods and smiles then stops* oh but wait! thats not the Lenoxs'!! those are the Lewis'!! Doc: what!! *meanwhile sel and jer are already on there way back home! ;D * ( what did you think? I wanted to be a "baby-momma" already? lol! )
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 14, 2006 13:34:36 GMT -5
LOLOLOL, I was actually working that kid into my script! Now I'll have to change it again, *Deeds and Kim finally reach the lakehouse, they step out of the car and notice a man in a uniform is waiting at the door* *Deeds gets alarmed and reaches for Kim, but she's already walking towards the man* *He chases after her and sticks by her side like glue* Kim: *Ahem* Can I help you? Man: Yes, I'm looking for a Miss-- Deeds: MRS! Man: *Looking to Deeds, wide-eyed, stepping back a couple paces, not knowing if Deeds is sane* ...Yes...*looks at paper* Mrs. Deeds... Deeds: *Sneering* What do you want? Kim: *Turns around, placing her hand on Deeds' cheek, trying to calm him down* Darling, please. *He looks to her, heart-broken, with pain in his eyes, then looks to the man, who's started talking again....and gives him an evil look, ready to pounce if he even lays a finger on her* Man: I have word from your superior officer to take you back to the base... Kim: *Laughs* What? Man: Ma'am, Lt. Miller is waiting-- *Kim throws her hands over the man's mouth and walks him away from Deeds, out of hearing range* *Deeds looks at the two, worried and suspicious* Kim: *Looks back to Deeds and smiles sweetly then looking back to the man, with all seriousness* I don't want him knowing, all right? Man: But ma'am, he's wa-- Kim: I know, and you just keep him waiting... Man: *Straightens his suit and walks back to his car* You'll be recieving a call from him later... *She nods quickly, just to shut him up, then walks back over to Deeds and links her arms with him, putting on her sweet act, like nothing ever happend* Deeds: *Confused, looks to Kim* What's going on? Kim: *Ahem* Nothing, darling......nothing.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 15, 2006 1:37:39 GMT -5
what?!? your an army chick now?? lol! this is crazy! lol love it! *sel and jerry are heading back to New York, and so far it's a very quiet ride..* jer: *ahem* so should we call Deeds and Kim when we get back? *smiles* sel: *in a daze..* oh, what did you say? jer: say whats wrong with you sel? sel: oh I dont know Jerry..I dont know if Im ready to have a baby Jerry, i mean what if Im not a good moth-- jer: your gonna be great! *kisses her sweetly* sel: *looks jerry in the eyes* do you really think so? jer:*looks sel back into her eyes* ...yes. sel: *smiles* ok...I dont know why, but maybe I am ready...so what was it that you asked me a second ago? jer: oh, well I was wondering if you think we should tell kim and deeds. sel: oh kim! I completly forgot about her!! stop the car! stop the car!! *jerry suddently stops the car, sel jumps out and runs to the payphone...dials...waits..waits..* sel: *sigh* no answer.... jer; oh dont worry, we can call them hwen we get back! sel: oh, your so right jerry! *jumps back in the car, kisses him sweetly, and then they head back on the road!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 15, 2006 10:58:33 GMT -5
Awwww... *Kim and Deeds walk back into the house, but Deeds isn't about to let the woman he loves slip from his fingers and into the arms of another man...especially a military office!* *He spins her around, grabbing her arm firmly* Deeds: Who was that man? Kim: Oh...just some kid wanting to enlist women into the force, darling, don't worry... *She kisses him sweetly* Deeds: *Looking at her suspiciously* Then why do I get the feeling you're keeping something from me? Kim: *Hesitates* I-- *The phone rings and she lets out a relieved sigh and leaps for it* Kim: Hello? Oh, yes sir... *She walks out of hearing range, locking herself in another room so Deeds can't listen in* *But he walks to the door and presses his ear up against it, hearing muffled at first, but bits and pieces of the story coming along more clearer* Kim: No, sir, I-- Deeds: So she's dating an officer?! *He takes a deep sigh of painful heartthrob and goes back to listening* Kim: Y--yes, I'll be right there... *She hangs up the phone and walks to the door* *Deeds jumps out of the way and looks to her sweetly* Deeds: *Ahem* Everything all right? Kim: Yes, just fine.......darling, I have to go for a while. Deeds: *Knowing the conversation she had on the phone, he tries his hardest to make it seem like a surprise...taking that it still is, now he's more angry than ever* I can't let you go...you're staying here... *He takes her up in his arms and runs her up the steps and into the bedroom, locking the door* *She laughs as he lays her on the bed* Kim: Darling, I really have to go... Deeds: *Sigh* Please stay... *She reaches out her arm and pulls him into bed with her.* *They both snuggle under the sheets for a while until he falls fast asleep* *She sneaks out of the house, with a kiss on his forehead, and jumps into the car, heading towards her superior officer* Geeez, this is gonna get weird
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 15, 2006 16:50:42 GMT -5
lololololol!! your such a homewrecker! lol! first in the Hobo, and now in the New Adv.s! lol! j/p! Im lovin'it! I cant wait to see how this plays out! *sel and jerry finaly arrive in new york... sel: *jumps out the car* I gotta get to the phone! jer: wait! wait! *sel runs all the way upstairs ( you know what I just noticed? that we never had "homes" lol! you did in the begining, but we always stayed in hotels! lololol! how weird!) to there condo! (LOL) unlocks the door, runs in and grabs the phone..dials..wait..waits..* sel: *sigh* no answer....jerry? jerry where are you?! jer: *out of breath* Im right behind you dear! *crawls in the door lol* jer: boy you sure run fast for being pre-- sel: what? pregnant!? what just because of that Im supposed to be slow and fat?! jer: uh..no! i was going to say cause your a girl! sel: *gasps* so what If Im a girl! just becau- jer: *puts his hand over sels mouth* Im sorry! *kisses her on her forehead* sel: oh, Im sorry Jerry *smiles* It's just Kim still hasnt picked up the phone! I gotta tell her! jer: sel, your gonna be fine..you have 9 months to tell her! sel: *laughs* your right...well now what do we do? jer: sleep! sel: ooh! ooh! shopping! we can go buy some cute baby clothes! jer: but we dont even know if its a girl or boy! sel: boy or girl? what are you talking about? I was talking about clothes for me! (LOLOL) jer: *laughs* oh, right! sel: so c'mon lets go!! jer: oh sweethart, cant I just stay behind and sleep? or even better, you stay with me! *pulls her into bed* sel: *laughs, and pushes jerry away, who's kissing her all over her face.* aww! PLEEEASE! jer: okay!........lt me just wash my face. sel: *jumps up!* yeah!! okay well Im gonna try to call Kim again.. *runs over to the phone..dials..waits..waits..* *meanwhile Deeds wakes up to the phone ringing and sees kims gone, so he runs to the ohone to see if its kim..* Deeds: Hello, kim? sel: *screams with excitment!* DEEEEEEDS!! who are you? deeds: sel? oh hi! oh we're fine, how about you and Jerry? where are you guys at for your honeymoon? sel: Oh we're great! well we're in New York now, but Jerry took me to Nigara Falls for our honeymo-- deeds: New York? what are you guys doing back home already? sel: well thats why I called..we have some big news! wheres kim? deeds: uhh...she's, ummm...well shes out right now. sel: Out?! really? ughh! stupid kim! deeds: *chuckles* well why? what's the big news? sel: Oh I dont know if I should tell you, or if I should wait untill kim gets back..hmm, well what time do you think she'll be back at? deeds: *looks all around for at least a note...* well Im not sure sel.. sel: your not sure?...did you guys get into a fight? deeds: No! Uhh, she just stepped out to get some thing we needed..*laughs weakly* but she had to go all the way out of town, you see we're at a romote cabin.. sel: oh....well ok! I just gotta tell you guys! well.... deeds: well? sel: well.. deeds: well? sel: well, you and kim are gonna have a niece! *then you hear in the background Jerry yell* OR NEPHEW!! Deed: what? really!? wow! your gonna have a baby!!?? wow! congrats! sel: yeah! thanks! me and jerry are so happy! deeds: *feeling a bit of jealousy* well..you two should be.. sel: well you tell kim as soon as she gets home ok? deeds:....okay.. sel: I miss you guys soo much! well me and jerry are stepping out, and as soon as kim finds out, tell her to call me at home! okay? deeds:...yup, okay. sel: *gigles* Im cant wait to see you guys again! and I cant wait untill Kim and you start a family! deeds:..goodbye sel. sel: oh by-- *deeds hangs up the phone, filled with so many emotions, he grabs his shoes and heads out the house, then realizes that kim took the car, now all he can do is wait...* *meanwhile sel and jerry step out to find sel some HOT baby clothes! lol! *
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 15, 2006 18:31:04 GMT -5
LOL
*Kim finally reaches the building and steps out of the car, walking up the walkway and into the office*
Superior Office: Miss York, I--
Kim: *Ahem* Mrs. Deeds, Henry.
Superior Office: Kim, you forget...I'm still your superior office, you should be calling me that formally...you've gotten in trouble with that before, remember?
Kim: *Sits down on the chair, taking a cigarette from his drawer* Right...I remember.
*She winks and lights the cig*
Sup.: Do you know why you're here?
Kim: I have a guess...
Sup.: Well, Miss Y--...Mrs. Deeds, you were the best soldier we had in this company, and we need your help once more.
Kim: But Henry, you know I've retired, I can't get back into uniform!
Sup.: Well, you're country needs you, and you can't ignore it...we all know you couldn't bare the thought of desertion...
Kim: *Throws her cig down and gets in his face* Desertion! I gave up my badges years ago, Henry! I'm married, I want a family! You can't ask this of me!
Sup.: Kim, you have no choice...
Kim: *Sits down hard* What's my assignment?
*Meanwhile Deeds is searching frantically through the house, looking for a note, a phone number, anything that may give a clue to her whereabouts, but nothing*
I'm just gonna hail a taxi...I don't know where I'm going, but I'll go to the nearest military base and I'll be sure to find her there...
*Thinking about what he may find, he presses on. Even if she is cheating on him, he's gotta know the truth...*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 15, 2006 19:07:12 GMT -5
lol! you sound like the new 007! lol! "Deed..Kim Deeds..I like mine shaken not stirred!" "what shaken?" lol! *while sel and jerry are gone the doctor has been calling and calling!* sel: well Im sure gonna be one HOT-MOMMA! (LOL! ) jer:*behind a million bags* mhhm! *sel unlocks the door and she hears the phone ring, she hurry and runs to it, thinking that its Kim, not realizing that she just closed the door in Jerry's face (LOL), she picks the phone up..* sel: hello? hello? heeeeeello? *hangs phone up* no one answered! *looks around* jerry? jerry, where are you? *hers something bang on the door* sel: jerry! what are you doing out there? *opens the door to see jerry burried under a million bag! lol* jer: oh, nothing..just though I'd take a little break! sel: oh! jer: what are ya doin! help me up! *later...* jer: boy, I sure am tired! c'mon honey, lets go to bed. sel:ok dear... *they both head to bed, when the phone rings!* sel: *jumps up in bed!* THE PHONE! jer: oh how cares! lets goto to bed *pulls sel into bed* sel: oh, but what if its kim? *whines* jer: ughh! shut up and go! sel: *smiles* okay! *runs to the phone, but again she got to it too late* GRRRRR! stupid Kim! wait untill I get here! *sel goes back to the room to sleep, meanwhile the doctor is done for the night and will tell them first thing in the morning!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 15, 2006 20:34:10 GMT -5
*Back at the barracks, Kim gets handed a large stack of papers.*
*She skims through them carelessly and looks to the Officer*
Kim: What does this all mean?
Sup.: Well, we're wanting you to be in charge of the boys--
Kim: What? Henry, I have a husband...a very JEALOUS husband, and if he knew I was sleeping in the same barracks as 70 men, he'd shoot me!
Sup.: That isn't our fault, Kim, your duties are clear, and your instructions are to train these men well enough to go into battle.
Kim: But Henry, why me? You have plenty of fine officers that can train these men, well enough if even better than I could, why pull me out of retirement and ruin my honeymoon?
Sup.: Kim, let me be frank with you--
Kim: All right...I'll be bob...
Sup.: I called you on this special mission because I have never seen a soldier as good as you...in my 30 years on this force you're the only woman I know who could whip these men into shape in a matter of 30 days, and that's all I'm asking...
Kim: *Thinks for a moment* Henry, I'll take the job, only if you promise me one thing...
Sup.: What's that?
Kim: That my husband be next to me in command
Sup.: *Goes to object, but looks to her, knowing she's their only hope, and nods* Fine.
*Deeds leaps out of the taxi and throws a $5 bill at the driver and runs to the window*
Kim: *Gives Henry a hug* Thank you, Henry....
*He blushes and then pulls himself together*
Sup.: You'll be enlisted tomorrow morning at 6 am...you're requirements are to be dressed in full uniform and full identification papers ready in hand.
Kim: Oh Henry, this is such elementary.
*They both laugh and she starts to walk off, but he stops her at the door*
Sup.: And Kim...
Kim: *Turns around* Yes?
Sup.: I hope you haven't gone soft over the years...we're all counting on you.
Kim: *Laughs then salutes* You can count on me...*she winks* sir.
*He smiles then laughs, saluting back*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 15, 2006 23:18:20 GMT -5
ugh!! this is bringing back my high school ROTC memories! lol!!! *sel and jerry are fast asleep, when all of a sudden, the door begins to bang! the two jump up!* sel: jerry! who is it? jer: I dont know! *gets out of bed to go answer the door...* *knock! knock!* jer: Im comin' Im comin'. Who is it? lady: Open the door! It's your mother! jer:what the-- sel: who is it Jerry? jer: *stands in front of the door* uhh..no one! lady: Jerry! Let me in!! sel: *hearing a womans voice, and being a jealouse wife* Jerry who is that out there!? jer:uuuuugh! *opens the door, and hangs his head*..........it's my Mother... sel:*looks at the old lady, then quickly back at jerry*.....your mo- *runs and slams the door in the ladys face and stands in front of the door, as if she's trying to keep a monster out* your mother?!? why didnt you say so? jer: you would have just pushed me out of the way and opened it! sel: nuh uuhh!!! jerry, look at me! Im in her sons house *bang bang bang, the door* in sleepware! Im married to you and to top it off, Im pregnanat! jer: I know! *the door, bang bang bang Let me in!!* but....shes my mother!! sel: so?! *all of a sudden the door is pushed open* mom: and who is this young lady, son? hmm? and why are you in my sons house..at NIGHT!* gives sel the dirties look ever! lol* sel: Oh dear god! jer: uh, listen mom...we have alot to tell you....you better sit down
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 16, 2006 10:42:10 GMT -5
LOL, Oh no!!! Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUU--*Gets slapped by Jerry's mother*
Okay, you're on your own, pal. Good luck with that.
*Kim closes the door behind her and walks towards the exit.*
*Deeds walks up to her and raises a brow*
Kim: Oh, darling, wha--what are you doing here?
Deeds: I should ask you the same...
Kim: Oh sweetheart, *she gives him a tender kiss on the lips, then links her arm with his* I'll explain it all when we get home, I promise.
*She begins to walk out the door when she gets approached by a couple soldiers who look her up and down, and start winking and chuckling*
*She looks at them good and hard...making sure she'll remember their faces for extra duties tomorrow*
Kim: You better watch it, fellas...
*They laugh*
Guy: Yeah? And what's a pretty girl like you gonna do about it, huh?
*He walks up to her and runs his hand down her hair, but Deeds knocks the guy out cold*
Kim: *Leaps in Deeds' arms and looks to the other soldier, with a raised brow* You got anything to say...soldier?
Guy #2: *Looking to Deeds* N-n-n-*he makes a run for it*
*Kim and Deeds laugh then continue to walk out onto the street, hailing for a taxi*
Deeds: 363 East Brooke Lane, please.
*The driver nods*
*Deeds looks to Kim, worried, confused and tired*
Deeds: Kim, please tell me what that was about back there...
Kim: *Looks down* Well--
*She explains the whole thing to him*
*By the time they arrive home, his eyes are bulging*
*They arrive to their home and the two jump out, walking up the walkway*
Kim: But darling, I told him the only way I'd do this is if you were right by my side...
Deeds: *Turns to her and gives her a kiss* Do you really want to do this thing?
Kim: No! No, darling, I don't, I wish I could just forget it, but *sigh* I can't...
Deeds: What's your commanders name and phone number? I'm going to make a call...
Kim: *Confused, walks into the house and writes the number down* What are you going to do?
Deeds: *Picks up the phone and walks into the other room, closing the door* I'm going to get you out of this mess...
Wow, I made the biggest mistake...I should have made HIM be the Sergeant and HER be the one to stick by his side...
Oh well, bear with me, I'll work out all the kinks, lol.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 16, 2006 15:28:09 GMT -5
LOL, Oh no!!! Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUU--*Gets slapped by Jerry's mother* Thanks pally! *after a long, long, loooooong talk with Jerry mom.....* jer: so you see, that why sel is here...in my house....at night. mom: *silent, looks sel up and down..then back to jerry, then back to sel, raises her brow...then smiles* mom: well congratulations! *hugs both of them* sel: oh wow! I thought you were gonna kill me! *laughs* mom: *gives the flakiest smile* well... sel: *pulls on jerry, and whispers* she hates me! jer: well ma, where are you staying? sel:*trying to win over Mrs. Lewis* Oh non sense Jerry, she can stay here! jer: NOO! mom: what? Jer: uhh..I mean...NOOOOOOO! sel: jerry! she's your mom! we cant kick her out! jer: why not?! you said so your self, she hates you! mom: ahem...sorry to interrupt, but I can stay at a hotel..if its what you want. sel:NO! jer: YES! sel: stop it Jerry! you'll stay here Mrs. Lewis! *sel walks away to get get the guest room ready..meawhile Jerry's mom pulls him aside..* mom: *whispering* Listen boy! now, unfortunately, I cant turn back time and stop you from marrying that floosy! but Im gonna tell you right now! after having 6 sons! (LOL) I know when people are pregnant, and she is not! jer: what are you talking about? mom: she lieing, so she can get ya! jer: get me??!! what are you talking about!? the doctor told us she was pregnant! mom: well she must have paid him off! and with your money! jer: okay..go to sleep! *begins to walk away* mom:*pulls jerry by his ear* listen to me! she's not with child! jer: oowwww!! that hurts! *slaps his moms hand off his ear* now why would you say such thing about sel? she's the sweetest gal' around! she been nothing but nice to you! now you stop! sel: *walks in* stop what? jer: oh, nothi-- mom: now you stop it! sel: what? mom:I know your little secret! and you cant fool my son! sel: jerry, what is she talking about? jer: ughh! I told you not to open the door! sel: jerry! what is she talking about? jer: ugh! she thinks your lieing about the baby, so you can "get" me. sel: what??!! Mrs. Lewis, I dont know why you would say such a thing! mom: because it's true! jer: did I tell you. shes drunk! mom: NO Im not! jerr: shut up maa! *pushes her in the bedroom* sel: why-- jer: shes D R U N K ! mom: *through the door* NO IM NOT! jer: yeah, just keep hitting that bottle ma'! *jerry walk sel back to bed so they can sleep*
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