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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 19, 2007 18:37:07 GMT -5
No annoyance at all! I needed a little push *Stella looks to Dean and smiles flirtaciously. Norma chuckles under her breath and shakes her head* Norma: Oh no... Stella: Norma, Norma, look... *Norma jumps into the act and wipes the smile off her face.* Norma: What? Stella: See that fella ova there? Norma: The tall, dark and handsome one? Stella: Yeah, that's him... *In the act, Norma folds her hands and smirks, knowing she has a crush on Dean* Norma: What about him? Stella: I'm gonna go ovah and meet him... Norma: Go for it, girl... *Stella walks up to Dean quickly but Norma pulls her off to the side* Norma: Walk over like a lady! *Stella bats her eyes, fluffs her hair violently, and begins to stride toward Dean, but Norma pulls her aside again* Norma: No, walk over refined... *Stella puffs up her chest and walks towards Dean but Norma pulls her back once more* Norma: No! No...ya' gotta relax a little... *Stella slouches over and begins to drag over to Dean but Norma swats at her and yanks her by the arm* Stella: What! I know maybe...1 other way. Norma: All right, try that. *Stella runs her index finger over her eyebrow and begins to walk over, she slaps Dean on the arm, he nearly goes flying and she winks* *Dean looks her up and down, knowing the scene, but tries to act offended* Stella: Hiya kid, *snaps gum* let's say you and me go over to da ice cream parlor and get some razzle dazzle, whaddya' say? *Dean smiles big and takes her by the arm* Dean: I'd love to, baby! *Stella stops, and removes herself from the man's grasp* Stella: *Faintly* Never mind. *Stella walks back over to Norma and the crowd, once again, goes wild. Cheering and clapping. Dean and Jerry fix their eyes on the girls and look them up and down. They look to each other while the girls are bowing and thanking the crowd, then nod their heads, as if to say "these are our girls"*
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Post by misspurdy on Jul 19, 2007 19:01:32 GMT -5
Oh, good! I was scared for a minute *Whew!* ;D Haha, I loved that, thats fantastic! I'll update tomorrow when I get home.
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Post by misspurdy on Jul 20, 2007 9:19:32 GMT -5
The girls walk down from the stage. Their legs are shaking, their eyes are shining, they cant stop smiling. Norma has to hold Stellas arm that she wont fall when they walk the stairs down. The audience is still laughing and clapping. Girls are excausted, but happy. Really, really happy. They get back to their seats look at each other and giggle hysterically. Their hearts are beating really fast, Stellas hands are shaking so badly that she cant hold a class on her hand. Norma smiles all the time and giggles. The girls are still a little terrified about their stageshow, but at the same time they are so happy that it happened. They are so happy that they wont even notice that Dean and Jerry are starting their final song. Stella: You did a very good job at the don't-scetch, pally. Norma: And you were beautiful at the Dean-thing, absolutely gorgeous! *Stella blushes, but is still really happy for the compliment.* Stella: Do you really think so? Martin and Lewis are finishing their last song, and the audience starts clapping, screaming and yelling again. Dean smiles charmingly straight to the girls table. Dean: Girls, see ya' at the dressingroom Audience thinks thats a joke, and some of them laugh. When boys leave the stage with big aplodes, the girls start collecting their things quickly. Norma: That was for us, lets go. Stella: Arent you going to pick up your dress? Norma: Are you crazy, I love these pants. Come on, the boys are waiting.
The way to the dressingrooms was pretty long, you had to walk through few long hallways and pass the chorusgirls area. Girls are still hysterical and laugh loudly when they walk their ways to the dressingrooms, passing by dancers and actors who work at the class hat. Suddenly they hear a voice behind them. A really angry voice. "Hey!!! That blond is wearing my pants!" The girls look behind them. One of the dancers looks at them, and doesn't look too happy. Then they look at each other. Stella looks at Norma with what-did-I-say-earlier-you-little-fool-face, and Norma looks back like a little kid. Stella: What did I say.... Norma: Ow, shut up and... *Then they both turn and look at the dancergirl, who's coming right after them.* Norma: AND RUN!!!!
The girls run for their lives. Through one hallway, and then another. Their shoes make screming voices on the floor, and the dancergirl is pretty good at running. Stella is almost falling again because of her high-heels, and Norma pulls Stellas hand and keeps her close even though her heels are even higher. They both are already exchausted and now it comes worse. Stella: Who said before: "She wont notice anything?!" Norma: I guess she didnt like the dress!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 31, 2007 23:43:46 GMT -5
*The girls come to a door that's just wide open and seeming to be empty. They scurry inside and close the door, leaning against it panting.*
Norma: Think she'll find us in here?
Stella: I doubt it.
*The girls try to catch their breath when they hear a loud knock on the door. Norma begins to run around the room crazily, like a chicken with it's head cut off...but in beautiful, stolen pants.*
Stella: Pull yourself together, woman!
*Norma stops dead in her tracks*
Norma: Don't open it; whatever you do don't op--
*Stella begins to move with the door creeping its way open.*
Stella: Woah! She's freakishly strong!
*Norma searches the room frantically and finds a rope, trying to tie it to the ceiling lamp.*
Stella: What on earth, Norma?
Norma: She won't get me alive!
*The door opens fully as Stella jumps back, helplessly holding a rope in her hands. Dean looks around, shocked*
Dean: What are you two doing in here?
*Norma runs to Dean, shaking and stuttering*
Norma: Ther--there wa--was a-a-a-a--
Stella: There was a crazy woman out to get us.
Dean: Crazier than you two?
Stella: Say something like that again, Martin, and I'll kick you in the shins.
Norma: Stella!
Stella: I'm sorry, but I thought that was mean!
Norma: Why are you in here, Dean?
Dean: Oddly enough, this is my dressing room.
Norma: I'm so sorry; I had no idea!
Dean: Don't worry about it; I was relieved to find you girls in here instead of the creepy janitor who's been camping in here for the past week and a half.
*The girls look to each other and bust out laughing*
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Post by misspurdy on Aug 1, 2007 6:49:07 GMT -5
The girls are now so releaved that they stay at he dressingroom with Dean. At least someone is there to protect them even if that crazy pants-owner finds them anyway. Norma still holds the robe with her, saying that if it comes necessary, they can escape. Stella: You and your escapings....What were you thinking anyway? That lamp would've smashed at thousand pieces for a matter of seconds. Norma: Well Im sorry, I wasnt the one who was having heartattack for just a little escapetrip. And it WAS a good idea! Dean: Girls, cut it out or I call the janitor here and throw you outside for that crazy lady of yours! Girls look at each other for a second and then burst out laughing. But then they both of them feel ashamed.
Stella: Im sorry that I said anything bad about your robeidea. It was great one, really. We coul've play batlady and flying girl and the pants-owner coul've been doctor evil or something like that. Norma: Im sorry that I started to argue, the ceilinglamp wouldve really gotten pieces. You were right. Girls hug and make up, Dean looks at them smiling. Dean: Thats better. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to change my clothes. *Girls dont even move, just look at him with big, shiny eyes.* Dean shakes his head and tries to keep the straight face. Dean: Im serious, out you go. Except Norma, you can stay.
Stella stands up and looks at them with her everything-fun-is-forbidden-from-me-face, but Norma just smiles like she has won eight jacpots at once. Dean: Dont you give me that look, young lady. Jer is already ready, you can go there. Stella: But Im scared....If that crazy lady finds me, she... Norma sighs and pushes her outside and whispers: Please go now, I promise to find the hotel tonight too. Stella: And buy me icecream? Norma: I buy you whole factory if you go now. Off she went, happily that she got herself an icecreamfactory and Norma, more poor than usual, but happier than happiest human being. Norma: Okay hun, start changin'!
At this time Stella is walking down the hallway to the Jerrys dressingroom. She walks along the wall and tries not to look weird at the same time. She prays that she the pants-owner wouldnt notice her. The praying works, almost. She sees the pants-ownergir other side of the hallway, and she doesnt look too happy. She is wearing Normas ribbed dress. Stella tries not to laugh and then almost gets an heartattack. How she can get to the safe spot withouth girl seeing her? Suddenly she notices the chorusgirls wardrobe. Stella: Ladies and gentlemen...Its showtime!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 2, 2007 23:17:48 GMT -5
*Stella fits on the outfit in a room nearby and pulls her hair up just as she saw on one of the chorus girls earlier. She walks past the pants-owner quickly and successfully. But just when she thinks she's to safety...the production manager takes Stella by the arm and drags her to the curtain behind the stage.*
Stella: What are you doing to me?! Let go you oaf!
*The production manager stays quiet and throws her into the crowd of chorus girls.*
Stella: Wha--
*Just as she goes to speak up for herself the curtain opens and one of the chorus girls pushes Stella out in front. Stella stands motionless, embarressed as all get out and ready to drop. She stutters for a while until one of the chorus girls pokes her and whispers in her ear loudly*
C.G: Don't you know your lines?! Get out there and dance; we're all counting on you so don't louse it up!
*Even more nervous, Stella takes a deep gulp and begins to tap dance weakly, with butterflies in her stomach. As the crowd begins to cheer and laugh, Stella picks up the pace and begins to dance with ease. About 10 minutes into the incredible dancing routine (her own routine made up as she goes along), Jerry rushes out and picks Stella up, spinning her around obnoxiously. The whole crowd goes wild with hysterical laughter while Stella is having the time of her life.*
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Post by misspurdy on Aug 3, 2007 11:07:56 GMT -5
When Jerry and Stella have finished their dance, crowd cheers them hysterically, taps and cheers so much that Stella wont hear her heart thumbing with happiness and exchaustion. Then she suddenly realizes something horrible, and she almost gets heartattack for third time for today. They had stolen the whole show and chorusgirls dont look too happy and Stella notices that very well when she turns around. Uh-oh....
Suddenly she starts to wish that the curtain would never get down. Then girls would rip her in thousand pieces. Oh please, please, dont put that curtain down.... But the praying wont help, finally the music stops and show ends. Growd cheers, claps and screams with laughter. Stella starts to move over to nearest exit with nervous gulp. Luckily Jerry notices this and walks Stella away. Chorusgirls cant do anything, bacause they like Jerry so much. They stay away from her just because of him. Stella notices that too and takes Jerrys hand. If this is going to keep her alive, she wont complain.... When they get to the hallway, Jerry starts walking Stella more quickly, almost pulling her with him. Stella: What did I do? Didnt you like my tapping? Jerry: You are the most craziest and hardest gal I've ever met! When I let you off of my sight, you are stealing a show and almost getting killed by angry chorusgirls. You are unbeliavable! Stella: Whats wrong with that? Jerry sighs very heavily and looks at Stella with tired smile. Jerry: I give up. Suddenly he takes Stella by arm and kisses her. She wont do anything, just kisses back. Actually she woul've want to scream her head of, but dont do that either. Other actors and angry chorusgirls pass them, but they wont see anything else. Girls leave Stella alone because they must think that she's Jerry's girlfriend and they get beated up if they touch her. But she must be alone sometime, and then... Stella hopes that Norma and Dean are having as wonderful time as she is having right now. But she dont think thats possible.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 3, 2007 16:44:49 GMT -5
*Norma and Dean sit in the dressing room in silence, unsure of what to say around each other; though both like one another.*
Norma: So wha--
Dean: How lo--
*They both chuckle embarrassly*
Norma: Go ahead...
Dean: Oh, I was just gonna ask how long you and Stella had known one another.
Norma: Oh, about 5 years. We met in school and we've been best friends ever since.
Dean: That's great.
*Awkward silence continues to hang heavy in the air. Dean looks over to Norma and gazes into her eyes.*
Norma: Something wrong?
*Dean leans in and kisses her passionately. Norma goes to pull away, but the kiss is all too powerful. Dean pulls away slowly and looks down, embarrassed*
Dean: I'm sorry, I know that was rude of me but I--
*Norma pulls Dean by the collar and the two kiss once more.*
Dean: I had no idea!
Norma: Neither did I!
*The two laugh and decide upon going out for pie and coffee. Once Dean takes another sip of his apple juice, Norma grabs her coat and looks to Dean.*
Norma: I wonder if Stella and Jerry are having as much fun as we are.
*Dean laughs and shakes his head*
Dean: No chance...
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Post by misspurdy on Aug 3, 2007 17:16:05 GMT -5
"That is innappropriate!" Jerry and Stella stop and watch the creepy-looking janitor which doesnt look too happy. Jerry (9-year-old-voice): What did we do now? Janitor: That is innapropriate behavior and must be stopped right now! Stella: Oh, that is innapropriate? Janitor: It sure is! Stella: Oh good! *pulls Jerrys face in hers and kisses him passionately.* Janitor starts to recemble like a big tomato and looks really, really angry. He takes a mob in his hand and pulls it over his head like an axe. Jerry: Hey, what are you doing with that mob? He doesnt answer, just doesnt look too happy. Stella: Oh for heavens snakes, not again... Jerry: RUN!
Jerry takes Stella by her hand and pulls her with him. They are quite a sight: two lovebirs running for their lives because of a creepy looking-mobholding janitor, who tries to wash their hair or smash their heads. They dont want to know which one is the right answer. They run throught the hallways again, panting and huffing like crazy. Jerry: This is what we need, an old, creepy janitor to make his own judgement with an soapy and wet mop. Stella: Aw, shut up and run! Their shoes screech, their hands get sweaty, and Stella thinks she has an heartattack once again. At least it feels like it. Jerry: THE JANITOR COMES, THE JANITOR COMES!! Stella: I DONT WANNA SEE SHOES EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS!!
At the same time in Deans dressingroom Dean and Norma are having their passionate moment, kissing and snuggling on each others arms. Suddenly Dean becames very stiff and Norma notices that. Norma: What's wrong? Dean: I swear Im hearing the Jerry and the janitor. Norma: What? Are you too sober or something like that? Dean: Of course Im not, listen! Norma listens, and doesnt like what she hears. Footsteps, yelling, screeching and screaming. "I WONT BE INNAPROPRIATE EVER AGAIN, I'LL BE GOOD!" "ME TOO, PLEASE PUT THE MOP AWAY, PLEASE PUT THE MOB AWAY!" "Stop right there you two!!"
They both sigh and give eachother tired look. Norma: That was Stella, lets go. Dean sighs when Norma stands up and starts to walk to the door. Dean: Maybe you could tell me again WHY she is your best friend... Norma: Well, she IS! And thats why were are going to save them both. Well, thats why and because she has our hotelroom-key. Come on!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 3, 2007 17:25:47 GMT -5
*Norma and Dean walk out into the hall just as the janitor runs past them with a mop raised high into the air and screaming as loud as possible.*
Janitor: Just wait until I get my hands on you; I'll kill ya' both!
*Norma and Dean chase after the man but stop immediately when they spot the pant-owner with a cop. Norma spins around and begins to run the opposite way*
Dean: Where ya' going?
Norma: That's the crazy lady! RUN!
*Dean turns around and follows Norma once he sees the woman point toward Kim and run toward them with a bat. The two run like mad until they come to the exit and stand outside in the parking lot.*
Norma: Dean, where's your car?
Dean: What?
Norma: Your car! We need to escape!
Dean: I didn't bring a car.
Norma: How the heck did you get here?
Dean: ...Jet.
*Norma rolls her eyes and takes a deep sigh once she sees Jerry and Stella run out of the same exit and make their way toward some random car.*
Norma: Come on, let's follow them!
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Post by misspurdy on Aug 16, 2007 12:49:36 GMT -5
Stella and Jerry run like crazy to a first car they see. The owner must be mad, leaving the keys to their place. They jump to the seat, Jerry back of the wheel. Stella: Oh no, you don't.... She looks out of the window, finding the janitor almost at the car. Stella: Nevermind about me, drive, drive, drive!!!
Jerry steps on it, and the car yells like a lion. When Dean and Norma get huffing at the same spot, only an angry janitor is left behind. yellin' and swingin' his mop Norma: Oh for heavens sake! How we're gonna... But Dean doesnt look desperate at all. He takes Normas hand and runs to the opposite way. Norma: What are you doing?! They drove that way! Dean: Yep, but if I know Jerry's driving.... Suddenly a black-and-white car screeches from around the corner and drives hundred and thousand straigh to them. Norma and Dean jump to the trashcans just few seconds before the car stops at the same spot they stood earlier. Dean yells at the passengers at the car and Norma faints.
Stella: What are you yelling for?! Come on now, we must go!! Jerry: Girlie's right! The janitor is trying to kill us, lets go!! Dean picks Norma up and carries her to the backseat. Before he has got the door closed, Jerry leaves from the scene of an-almost-car-crash. Dean is trying to get Norma wake up, and Stella is looking for something to read under the seat. Dean: May I ask what are you doing this thing here? Jerry: Whaddaya mean, dont you like it? Dean: I havent really been fond of travelling in a cop car. Jerry and Stella: A COP CAR?! *They look at the radio between them, and the donutbox at the frontseat.* Stella: Oh, that explains it.
*Norma, who has finally awake, faints again.* Stella: And I got a panic for nothin'! Dean finds a gin and tonic drink from the backseat and tries to get Norma to drink it. She takes it so quickly that no-one can see that on bare eye and the class it empty in two seconds. Dean: Next time Im gonna pick the car! Norma: Hopefully there's better drinks, this is flat!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Aug 27, 2007 17:20:03 GMT -5
Norma sits up and shakes her head, trying to wake completely from her faint, but as she looks up she finds a cop car on their tail, going about 100 mph; she faints again.
Jerry: Does that girl of yours do anything else but faint?
Stell: Keep your eyes on the road!!!
The car nearly crashes into a tree stump but veers off the road and dives off a ramp and plummets into a lake. It's dark outside and as the cops round the corner to chase after the loonies, they're stumped when they find the road empty. They continue forward in hopes to catch those "criminals". Jerry scans the water looking for Stella; Stella pokes her head above water right in front of Jerry. Their eyes meet and they both smile, trying to catch their breath. Jerry pulls her in and kisses her passionatly. Dean looks around for Norma, panicing because she wasn't completely conscious when she hit the water and she could be drowning underneith. He dives under and begins to feel the bottom of the lake but there's no sign of Norma. A couple moments later, Dean gasps as his head pokes above the water with Norma in his arms. He swims over to the shore and with her in his arms pulls her body up onto the sand. He holds her motionless body in his arms then leans down to give her CPR -- but nothing happens; she still lays lifeless in his arms. He bends down and gives her mouth to mouth once more then she begins coughing; spitting up water. She inhales deeply, trying to catch her breath. Dean leans back and smiles, rubbing her back. "You okay?" he asks quietly? She nods and smiles faintly.
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Post by misspurdy on Aug 28, 2007 9:31:33 GMT -5
Jerry and Stella stumble from the water their clothes soaked, hair all wet and shoes floating with water. They're trying to get over the pretty high sandedge between water and land, and Stella stumples couple of times back to water. Finally Jerry helps her out. Norma and Dean are still laying at the ground, and when the four of them finally get to same spot, they start to laugh hysterically. Stella: I cant believe this! Norma: Me neither! Oh my god, we came to New York to get almost killed by crazy pants-owner, then a creepy janitor and then nearly drowned in a stolen policecar! Stella: I know! Only we survived! Everything else is gone! Our hotelkey, our money... Norma: Our WHAT?!
Then they suddenly realize the situation. Girls were keeping all their money with them. What if they have got wet as well? Laughing stops immediately. Girls start to look at their savings they kept - Norma in her pantspockets and Stella in her eveningpurse. Boys start to look their own pocketmoneys as well. They all take everything they have, and put it all in front of them. Norma is looking pretty desperate, Stella lashes her eyes over and over again, Dean gives up looking for dry money and looks for smokes. Jerry looks like he's going to cry anytime soon. Norma bites her lip and says: Ok, the situation. How much do you have? Stella: I have couple of mushed hundred-dollar bills few coins that look pretty rusty, and a credit card that has been bented. I cant see here hotelkey whatsoever. Maybe its at the lake. *All of them look at the lake, and then sigh. Counting continues.* Dean: I dont need any money, Im good-looking. But we can get the smokes dry, theyre just little wet. Do any of you have a spare towel? Jerry: Well, I have SOMETHING that recembles couple of five-hundred dollar bills..... Norma: And I have wet bills and couple of soaked creditcards. *Sigh* All of them look their shoes, and the mood is really, really low. Stella: What are we supposed to do now? We're out of money, and we dont have any car if you dont want to try deep-diving again. *They all start a brainstorm, thinking really hard. Suddenly Dean looks like a little lamp has lighted over his head and jumps on his feet. He starts to collect some little pieces of wood he finds along the road.* Dean: Hey Jer! Lend me a hand, will ya?
Jerry gets up and starts to collect the woodpieces. Girls look at them, and then each other. Both of them look stunned. Norma: Dare I ask what are you doing? Dean: We're setting a fire, sweetie. Norma: Oh great, who's gonna light himself first? Dean: We are trying to dry our money! Maybe we can save some of your bills and Jerry's fivehundreds. When we have some money, we have a ride too. Norma: Good idea, lets do it!
*When the wood is collected, Dean makes a fire with his lighter, which luckily still works. At this time, Stella and Norma are hanging five-hundred bills and Deans' sigarettes to a big branch with girls' hairpins. When the work is done, Jerry starts to keep the branch over the fire while Dean, Norma and Stella are pulling the water out of their clothes. Everybody are in happier mood now, laughing and cracking jokes again. Jerry tries to concentrate to his moneydrying-mission.* Jerry: Easy...Easy.... *Suddenly Stella stops pulling her hair, trying to get it straight and dry.* Stella: Oh, by the way: Are you sure that the petrol didnt drip from the tank when we fell to the water? Jerry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Jerry jumps back to the water, branch falls straight to fire, and before they even get a change to blink, the bills and sigarettes are burning and soon just black ashes.* Norma: Our money! Dean: My smokes! *Suddenly Stella starts to think that jumping back to the water wouldn't be that bad idea, especially when Norma turns around and starts looking really, really mad.*
Norma: What have you done, you blond idiot?! Stella: HEY! Thats personal! Norma: Ok, I take it back. Im sorry. *Jerry and Dean blink at each other.* Both: Blond? Stella: Nevermind about that. Oh, Im so sorry guys! I didnt think....What are we going to do now?! *She starts to sob like a little girl.* Suddenly nobody cant say anything back. Nobody doesnt KNOW what they will do. Stella starts to sob harder, Norma looks still furious but a little unsure, Jerry's still at the water and Dean still looks pretty calm until he suddenly faints too.* Jerry: Cant nobody just stay awake for a couple of minutes?!
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