minh
Cat's Meow
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Post by minh on Oct 6, 2006 23:28:17 GMT -5
Cal: (while passing out) I should've worn clean underpants....(off to the emergency room he goes)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 6, 2006 23:38:11 GMT -5
........................................ P.S...who's Kim?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 13:06:45 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 15:19:34 GMT -5
Lynn...there are children about!
*Ellie spots a handsome young man walk in and sit down in a booth to himself*
*She leaps over the two lovebirds and over to the handsome man*
Ellie: Hiya cutie...
Man: Hello...
Ellie: I noticed you were all alone, do you mind if I join you?
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:28:03 GMT -5
OOOO! KIDS!! *LICKS LIPS* TASTE LIKE CHICKEN! Cal looks around and starts to sob loudly, since Ava and Dean are censored. Ava and Dean finish, and then dress quickly, Ava fixed her makeup and she and her new found beau hop over to Ellie. Ava: HOOOOOOOOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:29:57 GMT -5
*Ellie, in the middle of wooing the beautiful man in the booth, she gets grabbed by Cal*
*He tugs at her skirt, nearly unconscious*
Ellie: Oh! I am sorry...
*She looks to the young man*
Ellie: Will you excuse me? I have to take care of this poor man...
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minh
Cat's Meow
Posts: 87
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Post by minh on Oct 7, 2006 20:43:23 GMT -5
Cal: Ellie..Ellie!!! Can you help me..please??? I dont have any money as someone might've mugged me while i passed out not too long ago.
Ellie: Money? What is that? Oh..these green paper slips huh..ummm sure..here you go!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 20:45:55 GMT -5
*Ellie goes up to the manager's table and asks him to phone an ambulance*
Manager: Yes, miss Lewis, we'll call immediately
Ellie: Thank you...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 7, 2006 20:52:05 GMT -5
Ava and Dean tag them and laugh muffled by their hands, then jump onto the table and Ava kicks up her legs, Dean grabs them, and they both tumble onto Ellie and Cal....
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 21:01:42 GMT -5
*Ellie spots Eva and tackles her*
Ellie: You stole my boyfriend!
*Ellie slaps Eva and instantly regrets it*
*She slowly stands up and runs out of the shop, screaming, as Lynn chases after her*
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minh
Cat's Meow
Posts: 87
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Post by minh on Oct 7, 2006 21:19:01 GMT -5
Cal: Were those ladies fighting over me???
Dean: In your dreams, pal
Cal: ohhh ok..(goes back to sleep)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 2:02:38 GMT -5
*Ellie quickly runs into a law office and changes her name to Kim*
*She signs the papers quickly and gets a sticker that says Hello, my name is Kim*
*She thanks the man and races out of the shop*
*She spots Eva looking for her and runs off down an alley*
*Eva sees 'Ellie' run into an alley and chases after her*
*She corners 'Ellie'*
Eva: I've got you now!
*'Ellie' stops dead in her tracks...and thinks of an idea*
'Ellie': I'm sorry, I don't know who you're talking about...my name is Kim.
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:31:38 GMT -5
Ava's eyes get big and she starts to laugh, she waves her hand and starts to walk away, but darts back and grabs 'Kim' by the shirt collar.
Ava: Uh-Uh. You don't get out of it that easy, sweetie.
Ava looks into the girl's scared eyes and sighs. She puts her down and holds her hand out.
Ava: I can't hurt a innocent kid, say, let's be buddies. I'm Ava Gardner, you probley saw me in 'The Barefoot Contessa' last week.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:34:56 GMT -5
*Kim, terrified at the woman, still, nods, not knowing what she's talking about, but also not wanting to get slapped*
Kim: Uhhh...yes! Oh, right, I remember you
*Kim extends her hand*
Kim: Nice to meet you Miss Gardner...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:53:37 GMT -5
Ava smiles sweetly and nods.
Ava: Please call me Ava. I'm a star, but I don't act like one....
Ava laughs and claps 'Kim' on the back.
Ava: Wanna smoke?
Ava gives Kim a ciggy.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:56:08 GMT -5
*Kim takes the cigarette and nods*
Kim: Thanks.
*She walks over to a stone and sits on it, looking around*
Kim: So...you live close by?
Eva: Sure, I have a mansion about a couple blocks from here...
Kim: Oh, do you? I used to be a star, too...but I had to quit after attacking Zsa Zsa Gabor on set of my new movie...sadly to say she sued and I have no money anymore...
*Kim sighs and takes a puff*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:07:07 GMT -5
Ava laughs.
Ava: Zsa Zsa? I know her, she's a *bleep*. Ooops, you'll have to excuse my languge. It's a bit.... Hmmm
Ava laughs and winks.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:36:11 GMT -5
*Kim laughs, nodding, and taking another puff*
Kim: Yeah, she's a pill...I ripped some of her hair out and now she has a wig.
*Kim laughs and slaps her knee*
Kim: I gotta show you a picture of the before and after...
*Eva nods and laughs faintly, thinking woah, this broad is weeeeird*
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