minh
Cat's Meow
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Post by minh on Oct 7, 2006 21:16:37 GMT -5
Clift: Ahhhhhh down horsie!!!!
Minh: I got your back, man!! (horse back kicks Minh into a car windshield) awww man..I am sooo hurt!!! Go get the money..I'll be fine!! (half dies)
Clift : Right! The money for our worm store!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 7, 2006 21:21:26 GMT -5
*The horse leaps over the cars and down the road*
*Kim spots a man chasing after them, she laughs and whips the horse*
Kim: Lynn...check this guy out! He thinks he can chase us on foot!
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minh
Cat's Meow
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Post by minh on Oct 7, 2006 22:34:39 GMT -5
Clift: (runs after them in the horse and then catches up to them) Hey...give me my briefcase back! (tugs onto the briefcase that Kim's holding onto) Give it back!! It's me and Minh's dream worm store money! (tugs and grabs it away from Kim) Yes!!!!!!!! (high five's himself)
Minh: (sees Clift running back) Did you get it? Did you?
Clift: It's right here, baby!!!!
Minh: Yes!!!! All of a sudden when I hear money..I'm all better again..go figure!!! Uh Oh..here they come!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 2:07:54 GMT -5
*Kim and Lynn ride past the boys, trying to grab it again...they ride off to a hotel*
*Kim snaps her fingers and looks to Lynn*
*Lynn starts giggling*
Kim: What's so funny? We lost thousands of dollars!
Lynn: No we didn't...
Kim: Whaddya' mean?
*Lynn pulls up her pantleg and takes out the money*
*Kim smiles evilly and they finally come to a stop at the hotel*
Kim: Let's spend a couple days here, they'll never find us.
Lynn: How long we been ridin'?
Kim: Geez, I have no idea, about 9 hours or so...
*The two look at the horse, who's passed out, and turn back around*
Kim: Eh, well....I'm sure Herbie will have a nice nap, we'll feed him in the morning.
*The two walk into the hotel and ask for a two bedroom, private suite*
*The manager gives them both a key*
Both: Thanks!
*Lynn tips her hat to the cute bellboy*
*Kim and Lynn both race up the steps and find their room*
Kim: Well, this is it!
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:36:27 GMT -5
We're so bad, it's like something my Mother and I would do. Geez.  Lynn whoops and belly flops onto the bed, causing the bed springs to break and send Lynn flying out the window. Lynn: HEEEEEELLLP!!!!!!!!!!! Lynn then grabs onto a gutter and kicks her legs madly. A kid in a room see's the action and pulls down Lynn's leather pants. The kid then starts shooting rubber bands at her legs. Lynn: YOU LITTLER TWERP! KIM! HELP ME ALREADY! GET THAT BELLBOY UP HERE! |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 12:45:26 GMT -5
*Kim looks out the window and sees Lynn dangling*
Kim: How did yo--nevermind, I'm not even going to ask
*She looks out the window and sees a little kid shooting rubber bands at Lynn*
*Kim sticks her head back into the window and finds a gun*
*She sticks it out the window and calls attention to the kid*
Kim: Hey, little boy...
*She aims the gun and cocks it*
Kim: Put the rubber bands down, or I'll make sure you never have children...
*She aims the gun down to the boys pants and he throws the rubber bands down, running to his girlfriend.*
*Kim helps Lynn down by grabbing onto her arm*
Kim: Climb in!
Lynn: I can't! I'm stuck!
*Lynn starts to slip from Kim's fingers*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 12:57:00 GMT -5
Lynn screams bloody murder and crashes off the gutter and into bushes, Lynn arches her back.
Lynn: My back! Get that bellboy!
Lynn shoots a evil look at Kim.
(That no kids thing was hilarous, by the way!)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:00:24 GMT -5
lol, What 'no kids'?
*Kim races down the steps, grabbing the bellboy on the way out*
Kim: Lynn! *Searching around the bushes* Are you all right? And if so...WHERE are you all right?
*Kim hears moaning coming from the far right bush*
Kim: Lynn!
*She takes the bellboys hand and grabs the air, spinning around*
Kim: Where did he go?
*She hears Lynn and the bellboy giggling in the bushes*
Kim: Ah, well...he's gonna be one happy camper tonight.
*Kim walks back up to her room and falls onto the bed*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 13:04:55 GMT -5
LOL! Thanks! Lynn shreieks as the bellboy jumps into the bushes, she then smiles and kisses him passionatly. Bellboy: Boy howdy! You're good! Lynn: Whattya mean, just good? The both laugh and go at it. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 8, 2006 13:33:55 GMT -5
I'm so confused now...what 'no kids' thing?
*Kim falls asleep, and a couple hours later, she awakes by a knock on the door...she looks at the clock*
12:28
*She yawns and walks to the door, thinking it's Lynn, she blurts out*
Oh, bellboy! You're such a good kisser! *Makes smooching noises
*She stops mid-sentance and looks at the handsome man, standing before her*
*The man standing in the door, looks at her like she's insane*
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry...I thought you were someone else...
*She looks at the man and then down at her body, and covers herself, being in a skimpy nightgown, she reaches for a silk robe*
*The man shyly looks away, not wanting to be rude*
Kim: Are you looking for someone?
*The man shakes his head and quietly looks around*
Kim: Are you lost?
*The man shakes his head again and tips his hat, walking away*
*Kim watches as the man walks away, and gives a puzzled look*
I wonder what that was all about...
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 8, 2006 15:36:19 GMT -5
No kids, the kid shooting the gun, then you stick a rubber band gun down his pants? That was great! Lynn backs twoard their room, the bellboy all over her, kissing and licking. Lynn, pulling her blouse back on: Yes, yes, yes, I know you want more, but I don't, you're too much for me, now scat! The bellboy tries to pull her over to a couch but he, being 1 foot shorter than Lynn, it didn't work. Lynn quickly races into Kim and her room, locks the door behind her. Lynn: God, that kid was like a 14 yr old at puberty..... He was wild. Lynn quickly changes into nightgown and walks over to her bed. Lynn: Kim? Did you hear me? Lynn shakes Kim's shoulder. She looks into her eyes, and notices a scared look. Lynn: What's wrong? |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 0:29:10 GMT -5
LOL! Ahhhh... *Kim turns around, looking at Lynn worried* Kim: This man came by just a little while ago... Lynn: *Fixing herself a scotch* Yeah, and...? *Kim sits down hard on the chair and dazes off* Kim: He was strange...though I can't explain it... *Lynn shrugs and sits down next to Kim* Lynn: Was he cute? Kim: *Weakly laughs* Yeah...I've never met a man so handsome (of course exluding Dean  ) Lynn: Well, what's the problem then? Kim: *Remembering back, while gazing into his eyes* He...he was someone I've met before, you know, in a dream or something... *Lynn scoffs* Lynn: Oh, you and your fairy tales...honestly Kim, you're one of the nerdiest people I've ever met. Kim: *Sighs* Yeah...I just can't get this guy out of my head, Lynn... *Lynn puts her arm around Kim and musses her hair* Lynn: Ah, get over it, he's probably some drunk who's just lost... *As Lynn gets up to refill her drink, she hears a knock on the door* *Kim perks and looks at Lynn, excited and worried at the same time* *Lynn looks to Kim and growls* Lynn: Oh please...grow up. *Lynn goes to the door and opens it...* |
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 12:41:19 GMT -5
Lynn stepped back as the guy walked in, he looked around, and patted Lynn's butt as he passed her to sit into a chair. Lynn blinked and pointed at the guy. Lynn: Y-y-y-y-y-.... Lynn smacked herself and shot Kim a confused look. Man: Yes, I'm Clark Gable. Lynn passes out. |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 14:50:37 GMT -5
*Kim looks at the man and extends her arm*
Kim: Hello, I'm Kim.
*Clark nods to Kim, but fixes his eyes on Lynn*
Clark: Hello darling
*He kisses Lynn's hand*
*Lynn, woozy, looks up at him and laughs*
Lynn: H-h-h-hello...C-c-c-c-c-clark...
*Clark takes her hand and sits her down on the chair*
*Lynn, wiggling in her chair, watches Clark's every move*
*Kim excuses herself and walks back to her room, closing the door.*
*She plops down on the bed, sighing*
I wish I knew who that man was earlier...I've seen him someplace before...I just know it!
*She plays the moment in her head countless times, gazing into those beautiful blue eyes...she sighs and lays her head on the pillow*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 9, 2006 20:31:26 GMT -5
Lynn smiles nervosley as Clark looks deep into into her eyes, he brushes a stray curl behind her ear. Lynn quivers at his touch and looks up at him. Clark smiles his best smile. Lynn can feel the sweat pouring down her forhead as she tries to think of something to say, she opens her mouth, but nothing comes out. Clark put his arms around her and kisses her passionatly...  |
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 9, 2006 22:03:09 GMT -5
*Kim lays restless in the bed...unable to get that man out of her head. She gets up and walks into the bathroom*
Kim: I'm gonna go out and have a quiet dinner alone, and get my mind off things
*She decides to dress up in her fanciest outfit and heads out of the room, waving to Lynn and Clark, who don't even bother to look up*
*Kim laughs and walks out of the room, down to the lobby*
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Post by funnydrunkygal on Oct 10, 2006 12:23:22 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 10, 2006 14:09:41 GMT -5
*Kim walks out of the lobby and hails for a taxi*
Kim: A nice quiet restaurant, please...
Driver: Have any special request?
Kim: No, just someplace to get away from the loud, fast-paced city life.
Driver: Sure miss...I have just the place. It's my favorite restaurant...I'm sure you'll love it.
*Kim lays back in the backseat and lays her head against the window, replaying that man over and over in her mind*
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