Bambie Glockenspiel =
Megg"Brush your hair with Colgate!" =
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Bambie Glockenspiel says:
NOO!
I WANT THE MOON
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ask Jimmy...he gave it to Mary, he can give it to you, too
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*eyes grow wide*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"I'd lasoo the moon....would you like that Mary? Yeah...I'll give you the moon"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Oh
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"It's a wonerful life"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
THAAAAAAAAAT
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Yeah lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'd gladly accept the moon from Jimmy Stewart
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I'd accept a bag of lint from Jimmy Stewart
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL me too
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Lint?! For ME?!?!"
"Yeah...my dryer was getting full"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL I know...I'd treasure that lint...until my dying day!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Until my linting day"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Until I turn to lint!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Thank lint--I mean you"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Gosh, it sounded funny in my head.
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"It's lint-tacular"
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Okay, I'm done
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Jimmy: Here's a bag of those weird fuzz balls off of sweaters...
Kim and Megg: *Gasp*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"lint-tastic"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LINT-TACULAR
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL, Pills!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Is that what they are lol?
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I have Jimmy Stewarts pills
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
lol, yes
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
From his sweater...he gave them to me...for free.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
We're creating a shrine
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
He sold the others to this poor dame for $45 each!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
hehe
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
but we're the lucky ones
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
and got it for nutin!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Yes....lint
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Jimmy's lint
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Lint, it's free!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Only to those who have clothes, Megg
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Oh, sorry if I offended the hobos
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
They don't mind, what, are they gonna sue ya'?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Nah, I suppose not, but I don't wanna cause any discontent lol
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Give me all your pills man..."
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
*Starts picking at sweater*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Here! Take them all! Just don't kill me!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
HAHA
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*skips away merrily with bag of sweater pills in one hand and gun in the other*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Me, my pills and da moon"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
oh and and and!!!! JIMMY STEWART
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
don't forget him!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ah yes, Jimmy *swoons*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Can I have Gary's lint, too?
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
But this time, in color!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*Nods*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Only if we can both have Dean and Jerry's
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Wow, it's the most extac-lint day ever!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Yes, we share those
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Wow, now that I was thinking about it, it sounds like sommit some modern day celebrity would do...save lint and sell it...like those weird things you hear about on tv, like someone bought some celebrities half eaten sandwich...WHY?!?!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Yeah, we can share Dean and Jerry lint
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"May I have your pills darling?"
"Buzz off, I EARNED these lint balls... Put my sweat and blood into them"
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ew
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Haven't ya ever heard of washing machines?! EWWWWWWWWW
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
The lint twins
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Sel's gonna come back and be like, "Wow, I'll never understand why I hang out with you two"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I know
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Up next on David Linterman"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
People at work don't understand why they even bother talking to me anymore lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LINT! *Snap, twich* Lint....*puts lint up to lips and inhales* Jimmy's pills--LINT!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*stares at bags of lint*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
All it needs now is a ring, huh?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*NODS*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Let's go collecting wedding rings...whaddya say?!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'm a homewrecker...I can't help it lol
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Buy lint at your nearest lint mart"
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Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Or...you could buy lint to support home wreckers like me OMG LOL LINT CARD?!?!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ewwww, google as EVERYTHING!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
that's sick!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I kniw
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
*know
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
No, no, I kniw
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
haha
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ew, the closeup is even worse
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
google does have everything and a bag of crisps
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
ICK
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
It looks like those people are due for a good old dryer fire LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Exact-lint!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LINT magazine...
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"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Or a new maid
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
haha that too
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
that must be an exciting read!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I want a dog made out of lint, oh my GOSH! Page 454 has it!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
ON SALE!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
While I'm at it, why not a new rug for the old man? He's going bald anyways
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
It's a Christmas gift
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Early..
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
ICK!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
OMG! I googled "Wedding ring fetish" and it's mostly men talking about playin with themselves using womens wedding rings OMG OMG OMG!!!! WHY ME?!?!?! ARE THERE ANY WOMEN!?!?
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
A new milti-pillian (lol) corporation, Megg....
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"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LINT
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
LINT
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
OMG I WANNA BE A PART OF THAT CORPORATION!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Losers Interested in New....Typewriters.
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
*shurgs*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
So do I.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
oh god, the in jokes just keep on growing with us lol
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Welcome to the world of LINT"
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I know, it's hilarious
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Good afternoon, Lint, how can we help you?
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"De-pill yourself before you step into my office, please"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*throws the weird sweater shaver thing at person*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
...
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
It's the macine of DEATH!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
AHHH!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Come to steal my precious pills
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*nods* I mean..*shakes head no*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"May the pills be with you"
"Dude, no! Get them off! I have a wedding to attend and I don't want to look like Mr. Snuggle"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Well, I guess I better go....lol, for sure this time.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lol aww
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
well, I'll be dreaming of lint now lol thanks
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
But, before I leave...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
May God bless you and keep you safe...lint and all.
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Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ew, it's BLUE!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Ooo, kinda pretty
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*ADD KICKS IN* OMG ITS....BLUE?!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Just glue some eyes on the fella and you've got yourself a silent pet
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*gazes at blue lint*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
that's messed up lol
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
In so many ways
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
who the heck takes pictures of lint and posts them on the internet?!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
...Lint lovers...people who work at LINT
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"You're only job is to take photos of lint and post them on google...so more lint lovers can join"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
"Where do you work?"
"LINT"
"Sounds...erm...terribly fun"
"Oh, it is...we get to take pictures of lint ALL DAY....and then later we talk about Jimmy Stewart de-pilling...what a beautiful man"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Pally, we need to go to sleep
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
We really do
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
We'll never remember this conversation more than a few days lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
when lint is funny, you know there's something wrong with you LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL, I know!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Mom...I'm in love.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Who's the lucky boy?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
WITH LINT!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LINT!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
HAHA
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Lint Roller Party - June 18, 2005
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Aww, too bad we missed it
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
People are gonna see your myspace and be like.......what?
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Dude, you missed the LINT festival!"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I'm......wow, that's too bad.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
No seriously, people are gonna think we're on drugs, lol.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I posted a puppet made of lint on your pages, lol.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
thanks
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
It has a bellybut--...ew. Button lint
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Oh gosh, we haven't even touched on the nastiest
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
EWWW
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Well, if you're bored....there's always LINT
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
We should make a SONG!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Man, I can hear it in the morning from my grandmother
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"If you're every bored just...LINT!"
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
*ever
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
"what was so funny at 3 am?"
"LINT!"
"What?!"
*Checks Megan's room for drugs*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL if you're addicted to lint and you know it clean your dryer!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOLOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"I couldn't find any drugs....but I found a village of lint people under Megg's be--"
"Tommy! I told you to stay outta my ROOM!"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Wow, this all started because of one little statement
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
We don't get wowed too often here at Pocket-lint, we weren't part of the standing ovation
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lol yeah
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
about It's a wonderful life and the moon lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
www.pocket-lint.co.uk"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"Pocket-lint...because we care enough to give you the very best"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I'm waiting for my brain to actually kick in and be like, "WHAT are we talking about" but it just seems to get funnier and funnier
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lol same here
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
I'm trying not to burst out laughing
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
it's more like silent convulsions lol
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Si-LINT
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
that's right!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
I'm already bursting at the seams...
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
There's lint EVERYWHERE!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
...
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
streams
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
*runs and hides*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
reams
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Okay, no more. Bed..
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
now...
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
must...
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
reams and reams of lint!
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
go
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
lol
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
we've got rolled lint, lint on cards, lint on screens
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lol aww
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"The land is flowing with lint!"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lint in pockets
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lint on pents
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
pets*
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LINT...coming to a pocket near you
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
the land of milk and lint
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
or LINT...coming to a belly button near you *gags*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
....*gag*
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Pally, we're too funny for our own good, lol.
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
lol I know, too bad the rest of the world doesn't understand our genious!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
We could be world famous!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Going on tours talking about lint....
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
raking in the bucks...
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
Yeah...at 3:30 in the morning we call it genius, at 12 in the afternoon tomorrow our mother's are calling the pharmacy
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
teaching people how to de-pill
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"De-pill, children....it's the safest way"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
Remember, always look both ways before crossing the street, and always de-pill!
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
probably not
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
LOL, Can you imagine seeing a kid at the end of the street stopping, with no traffic and just start pulling on his sweater?
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
LOL yeah
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"WHAT are you doing?"
"I'm de-linting...shut up"
Bambie Glockenspiel says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA
"Brush your hair with Colgate!" says:
"You're such a nerd"
"Yeah, well, at least my sweater won't be full of PILLS!"
*Bully stops and starts de-pilling"