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1800's
Nov 16, 2006 14:42:54 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 16, 2006 14:42:54 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! that is siiiick!! I feel sooo dirty! omg!! I didnt mean THAT dirty! *while riding....* sel: Boy, you ride like a girl! *pushes Tan' off the horse, kicks the horse and takes off! laughing!* tan: hey! come back here with ma' horse! sel: *rides back, after she throws up from that (gross) kiss* are ya gonna ride like a man? or do I have to leave you here? tan: *laughs and gets off the ground and climbs back on the horse* your a fiesty one arent ya'? *goes foward to kiss sel again..* sel: ACHHOOOO! *sneezes right in his face, so he wont come any closer* lets go! Tan: *wipes his face off* okay...gideeup! *at the saloon..* biff:*rubing his hand up and down kims arm..* so kim, care to dance? kim: NO! *sel nudges her* uhh..I mean, uhh-- *Biff pulls kim to dance floor, and begins gliding her across the floor, like a gentleman, so of course kim sees an oportunity..* kim: what do you call your self doing? this aint how your supposed ta' dance! you gotta go like this! * kim begins stomping her feet and stepping, purposly, on his feet!,* then you gotta do this! *begins spining him around and around, untill he falls* yeah, there you go! you got it! biff: really? kim: yeah! you know this is all the rage in Texas! *meanwhile..* sel: so.... tan: what! sel: so, umm..is this all we're gonna be doing? sitting here while I watch you stuff your face? tan: *thinks about it for a second* ...yup! sel: Ughh! *rolls her eyes*, soo....well didnt your moma teach you any maners? tan: what?! sel: *reaches across the table and begins to eat all his food, lol* tan: boy..you sure got an appetite! sel:*buuurp!* oh, yeah! got anymore? tan: uhh..well we can get some..if ya' want. sel:*licking the plate* yeah! you do that! *winks, with sause all over her face, and food in her teeth! lol* tan: eww... sel: what did ya say? *smiles, showing off the meat stuck in her teeth* tan: uhh..notin'....nothin'. kim: woo! we worked up quite a sweat! *winks to sel* biff: *limps his way back to the table* yeah..we sure did! sel: well your just in time, Kim and me LOOOOOVe to eat! *winks at kim, and kim looks at sel, almost repulsed at the sight of her dirty face* sel: right kim? kim: eww...uhh, I mean YEAAAH!
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1800's
Nov 16, 2006 18:26:58 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 16, 2006 18:26:58 GMT -5
...I officially want to die, now.
*The boys go up to the bar to grab themselves a drink*
Kim: *Sitting down next to Sel, keeping her eyes on the nasty boys* I hope they get drunk!
Sel: Why would you wish that? Then they'd be even more mean and sloppy!
Kim: Sure, but this time we could slug 'em and they wouldn't know the difference!
*The two girls laugh*
Sel: Well, I--
*Sel looks to the two boys who've walked into the saloon*
Sel: Jerry!!
Kim: *Looks up* Where?
Sel: *She then looks to the angry fellas at the bar and lowers herself* Ooops...
Kim: Sel, I seriously think you've gone off your rocker...
Sel: *Whispers* It's Jerry and Melody.
Kim: Oh please, stop foolin'....
Sel: I ain't! There they are!
*Kim and Sel stand up to look over the crowd and they see Melody and Jerry standing near the front, scanning the room*
*The girls sit back down, in a panic*
Kim: Sel, if they come over here, then Biff and Tannen will get so upset, and the boys may not understand what we're doing!
Sel: Yeah...*Gasps* and they'll see us in these ugly rags!
Kim: *Nods* We've gotta get out of here...
Sel: All right, we'll sneak out the back.
Kim: But Biff and Tannen will come lookin' for us.
Sel: No, we'll come back all prim and dressy and then trot around like queens!
*She shrieks with excitement*
Kim: *Laughs* Sel, sometimes you're almost as worse as I am...
Sel: *Sigh* I know, I hate it...
*The girls sneak around back and leap on Biff and Tannen's horses*
Sel: They'll get mad...
Kim: Sure, but they'll be drunk by the time we get back, and they won't be goin' anywhere.
Sel: We best hurry! I fear for those boys...
Kim: Who, Melody and Jerry?
Sel: No, Biff and Tannen...
Kim: *Looks to Sel suspiciously* Don't you tell me, girly, that you've gone and fallen for Tannen...
Sel: No! Of course not! I'm just saying that I wanna get back before the fight! Biff and Tannen are going to regret what they've done to us...Melody and Jerry won't let them down easily.
*The girls laugh all the way back home and run into the house to get dressed...*
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1800's
Nov 16, 2006 19:19:31 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 16, 2006 19:19:31 GMT -5
wooohoo! thank you for letting me change!! lol!
*a little while later, the girls return looking HOT as ever! lol, so hot that every boy in that saloon's neck broke! lol j/p* kim: oh no look! sel: what? is my dress dirty? kim: no! the boys spoted us! here they come! sel: oh no! tan: aaaaand where have you fo- four been? sel: four? kim: *whispers* hes drunk! sel: oh good! *punches him in his face* dont ask stupid questions! kim: what are ya doin'?? sel: getting the boys' attention! *next thing ya know, jerry and melody run to the resue!!*
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1800's
Nov 16, 2006 19:31:42 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 16, 2006 19:31:42 GMT -5
*Though they get lost in the crowd and can't find their way to the girls*
*Kim pinches her cheeks and fluffs her beautiful long, black dress and fixes her hair*
*Sel pinches Kim's cheeks especially hard*
Kim: Ow! What was that for!? Pinch your own cheeks!
Sel: I felt as though you needed it.
Kim: *Looks to Sel, holding her cheek* Well don't do that ag--
*Biff and Tannen walk up to Kim and Sel, drooling and slobbering all over the place*
Biff: You gonna dance, little lady?
Kim: No, thank you.
Biff: *Taken back* What?
Kim: I said no.
Biff: *Angrilly pulling her by the hair* No one says no to Biff...
Kim: Well I did!
*She stomps on his toes and races away*
*Tannen takes Sel by the arm and holds her tight*
Sel: Let me go!
Tannen: *Laughing* No! You're mine!
*Kim looks back, seeing that Sel's still in the tight grasp of that nasty ol' cowboy, Tannen*
Kim: Let her go!
*But the crowd drowns her out*
*Kim huffs and stands up on a table, drawing attention to herself*
Kim: Luke Tannen, you let go of her this instant!
*The place grows silent and Jerry and Melody look to Kim*
Tannen: *Looks around, still holding onto Sel* What you gonna do if I don't?
*Kim grits her teeth and jumps down off the table.*
*She walks over to Tannen and socks him in the face as hard as she can*
*He drops to the ground and Sel goes running to Jerry*
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1800's
Nov 17, 2006 14:01:06 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 17, 2006 14:01:06 GMT -5
lol! (by the way, sorry I cut the last post short, I had to go and I wanteed to post what I wrote, but it really wasny anything! lol) sel: jerry! jer: whats going on here? sel: these guys wont leave us alone! jer: *looks to the guys* is that true fellas? *deeds is right behind jerry* biff: and what if it is?? *grabs kim* mel: I wouldnt do that if I were you! biff: Oh really? well what about this? *gives kim a big sloppy kiss! lol* kim: aaaahh! sick! *yipes her mouth off, and slaps him as hard as she could* sel: nice one kim! tan: Hush your mouth missy! and git over here! *pulls sel by her arm* sel: let me go! *bites his hand* tan: OOWWWWW! why you little-- *raises his hand to sel, but jerry grabs it and twists it!* jer: now we warned you fellas, and now it's too late! mel: we're gonna count to 5 and you two better be outta here! jer: one.. mel: two.. jer:three.. mel: four.. tan and biff: FIVE! now what? mel: This! *punches the guy right in the stomach, knees him in his face, pushes him on the ground then begins to kick him!* tan: and what are you gonna do, TWIG!? jer: you talkin' to me? tan: yeah! jer: Yeah? tan: YEAH! jer: okay, well I was just making sure.. *they look at each other for a while, then Tan swings, but jerry ducks, jerry then pulls the guys hair, stopms on his feet, and pushes..well tries to push him down! lol!* tan: Thats it?! you fight like a girl!! *laughs* sel: Oh yeah!? *punches Tan right in the face, then in the stomach, then kicks him in his knee, and right before he falls, sel taps his shoulder and he falls harder that a horse! * jer:*looks at tann, then to sel* My hero! *jumps in sels arms* sel:*kisses jerry* and your mine! jer: Melody? wheres melody? sel: *puts jerry down* I dont knwo! *looks around* oh...there they are! *jerry turns to see Kim and Melody going at it! lol* sel: well isnt this a happy ending! jer: Not yet...*grabs sel and kisses her passionantly* sel: woah there cowboy!
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1800's
Nov 17, 2006 23:44:33 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 17, 2006 23:44:33 GMT -5
lol
*The four head back to the house*
Sel: 'Night Jerry!
Jerry: Night Sel...
Sel: What's wrong, cowboy?
Jerry: I'm gonna miss you, Sel...
*He runs his shoe across the dirt, looking down*
Sel: *Looks around then takes him in the house and hides him in her room* Yer' comin' with me!
Kim: *Still on Melody's horse, laughing, watching Sel whisk Jerry into the house* Uncle Billy isn't gonna like that, Sel!
Sel: *Loud whisper* I don't care! He'll never know!
*The door closes shut and Kim continues to laugh*
*Melody reaches up and runs his hand behind her head, pulling her in for a kiss*
*She collapses into his arms and smiles, gazing into his eyes*
Kim: I guess this is where we part, cowboy...
*She pulls on his hat teasingly and chuckles*
*He smiles charmingly and lifts her off the horse*
*She walks towards the door but realizes...*
Kim: Oh! I can't sleep in my bed to-night.
Melody: Why not?
Kim: Jerry and Sel have that room, I don't want to interrupt.
*The two are thinking the exact same thing, but neither have the gall to say it outloud*
*There's a long silence*
Melody: I suppose I co--
Kim: *Interrupts* You don't want to leave me, do you?
Melody: *Laughing and picking her up, spinning her around* No! I don't want to leave you...
*They both laugh and share a passionate kiss then head off into the woods for a nice camp-out*
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1800's
Nov 18, 2006 9:24:34 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 18, 2006 9:24:34 GMT -5
what?!? girl, this is the 1800!! no girl would be caught dead with a man in her room!! lol! well, I guess it's okay...casue it's Jerry!!! lol! ;D jer: what if your uncle catches us? sel: so? whats he gonna d- u.b: sel. sel: what the- oh...uhh, uncle bill...what are you doing up? u.c: whats a fella' doing in ma house? sel: who? *pushes jerry in a room* u.b: *walks into the room and pulls jerry out by he collar* THIS fella! sel: ooooh! him? uhh.. u.b: YEEEEEEAH, him! sel: well, uhh, there was, ummm..oh, umm this huge,and I mean HUGE bug in my room..and uhh, I didnt want to wake ya, so I asked jerry to come up and kill it for me! yeah thats it! right Jerry? jer: uhh, yeah! *nods* u.b: oh really? sel: yeah! u.b: well I think I can KILL a bug for you! sel: oh dont worry about it Uncle Bill, Jerry got it already! U.b: yeah? well I think my house is infested with another kind of bug! *gives Jerry a crazy "im gonna kill ya" look!* sel:.............................................................JERRY RUN!! *jerry tries to leap out of the house, but uncle Bill trips him!* U.b: now, you stay right there, while I go git ma' riffle! jer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! sel: *pulling jerry off the ground* get out Jerry! get out!! *jerry makes a dash for the door, but uncle bill is standing right out side, so that when jerry opened the door, Uncle Bill would be right in front of him!* jer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *jerry makes a run for the back door, BAMM! Uncle bill shoots, but misses!* Jer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! sel: NO!! DONT KILL HIM!! RUN JERRY! RUUUUUUUN! (lol! run forrest, run! ;D ) *meanwhile Kim and melody are in the woods, having a GOOD time, , when they hear gunshots!* kim: *gasp* sel! mel: Jerry! *they both get up and head back to the house!*
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1800's
Nov 19, 2006 19:29:03 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 19, 2006 19:29:03 GMT -5
okay, we have to find a way to paste Coops head on this! lol!
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1800's
Nov 19, 2006 21:09:50 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 19, 2006 21:09:50 GMT -5
lol, I know!! I love this photo...
*Kim and Melody dash back to the house*
Kim: Sel! Where are you?
Sel: *Being held by Uncle B. she screams* Kim, get this crazy man off of me!!!
*Kim runs up the stairs and looks to Uncle B.*
Kim: Let her go, you bully!
Uncle B.: I've got a right, missy! This is my house!!!!
Melody: Don't you speak to her like that, mister.
Uncle B.: This is my house and she's my niece...I can speak to her how ever I wish!
Melody: *Pries Sel out of Uncle B.'s hands and grabs Kim* Goodnight, *looking him up and down with a 'Coop' slur* ...Sir.
*He walks down the stairs and closes the door tightly behind him*
*They all meet up near the horses*
Sel: *Let's herself lose of Melody's grasp and runs to Jerry* Oh, Jerry! I'm sorry...
Jerry: That's all right, darlin', no harm done.
Kim: *Looks up to Melody* Oh Melody, I'm sorry...I shouldn't have brought you into this mess...now uncle Billy will never let me marry you.
*Melody lifts Kim into his arms, hugging her tightly*
Melody: I don't care what your uncle says...I'm marryin' ya' and that's all there is to it. So is Jerry to Sel. I've had enough of you girls workin' in that dusty ol' shop...we're gonn--
Kim: *Leaps into Melody's arms* So you were planning on marrying me?!
Melody: *Chuckles* Of course!
*She kisses him passionately and the four head for the woods for a nice camp out*
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1800's
Nov 21, 2006 9:39:30 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 21, 2006 9:39:30 GMT -5
*the next morning..everybody is wakeing up* sel:*yawn* eww, whats this in my hair??! jer: wha-- oh It's just a stick sel! *pulls it out* sel: OWWWW! jer: uhh...sorry! kim:*yawn* whats going on? sel: Mornin! kim: mornin' to you too! sel:*rolls her eyes* not "morning" as in good morning, but "morning" as is, morning , thats whats going on!..morning. kim: ........................okay.?? sel:*laughs and rolls her eyes* Good Morning! kim:oh, Good Mornin! mel:everyones awake? kim: *jumps up to hug him, goodmorning* yup! *kisses him sweetly* mel: okay well what do ya say we get some grub?! jer: yeah! thats what I was thinkin'! *pulls sel off the ground* lets go!
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1800's
Nov 21, 2006 14:01:46 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 21, 2006 14:01:46 GMT -5
*The four head out onto the range and begin to hunt for some grub*
*Jerry is so loud, Melody gets frustrated and points him to the horse*
Melody: Leave!
Jerry: What! I didn't do anything!
Melody: You're too loud...you're scarin' off all the food...You and Sel go to the right and Kim and I will go to the left, we'll meet back here in about an hour.
*Jerry looks to Sel then smiles, dashing off with her in arm*
*Melody laughs then looks to Kim*
Melody: Finally...some alone time.
*He kisses her sweetly*
Kim: Awwww, but I like when those two are around....
*Melody whisks her into his arms and kisses her passionately*
Kim: *In shock* ...*Ahem* I guess we can do without them for a while...
*He laughs and picks up his gun, grabbing her by the hand*
Melody: Come on! Let's go...
*She giggles and tries to keep up with his fast pace...*
Kim: Slow down!
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1800's
Nov 21, 2006 14:02:51 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 21, 2006 14:02:51 GMT -5
lol, Wow.
*Grabs his gun and pulls her by the arm*
...Sounds like she's in trouble, LOL.
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1800's
Nov 22, 2006 2:19:38 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 22, 2006 2:19:38 GMT -5
lol! *sel and jerry run into the left side of the wood, searching for some yummy wolf meat! LOL!* sel: what are we hunting anyways?! all the good food is on the farm! jer: what do you mean good food? sel: like chickens, eggs, pigs! jer: your right..what ARE we looking for? ( ) sel: well at least we can be alone! *the two begin to kiss...* sel:what was that!? jer: oh Im sorry..I thought that was a kiss, sel: not you! that noise! *the stop and listen...* sel:* turns to look around, when all of a sudden something jumps on her!!* sel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! jer: what is it?! sel: I dont know!! just get it off my face!!!!! *jerry tries to pull it off, finaly it comes off, but then it jumps on jerry's face!* jer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! sel:what is that thing!!?? jer: HELP! HELP!! *sel rips it off, and throws it to the ground!* sel: what is it? jer: I dont know! *the look harder..then they realize it's a crazy rakoon! LOL!! and it jumps up ready to attack!* sel: RUNN!!! *the both scream and run as fast as they could!* kim: what was that?! mel: it sounded like-- *sel and jerry run right pass them!* kim: *yells to sel* whats wrong?! sel: RUUUUUN! *Kim and Deeds look to see whats the matter, when they see the killer rakoon right behind them!! Kim and Melody are off! *
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1800's
Nov 22, 2006 20:59:31 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 22, 2006 20:59:31 GMT -5
lol, I love how we both still incorporate Deeds into this story...
*Kim leaps on her horse while Melody still tries to get his gun equipment on the horse*
*Sel and Jerry dash off into the plains in the opposite direction as Kim*
*Later*
*Owls hoo and frighten Kim, who's all alone*
Kim: Oh no...now what am I going to do?
Owl: Hoo...
Kim: Oh, shut up you stupid bird.
*The sky is pitch black outside and the time is getting later*
Kim: Jerry?
*Silence*
Kim: Sel?
*Silence*
Kim: Melody?!
*Silence*
*She looks around and finds a quiet little spot in the woods, though hesitant at first, she pulls through and walks in, laying her things on the ground and tyeing the horse to a log*
*She starts a fire and keeps cautious, not wanting to get captured by Indians or those stupid cowboys again...*
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1800's
Nov 24, 2006 0:32:31 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 24, 2006 0:32:31 GMT -5
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1800's
Nov 24, 2006 10:33:33 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 24, 2006 10:33:33 GMT -5
Well, I'm gonna change his name, I guess...
Maybe...Gary? lol.
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1800's
Nov 25, 2006 1:37:43 GMT -5
Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 25, 2006 1:37:43 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! its hard enough with two names! (obviusly!) lol I'll try to remember, and you know who Im talking about anyways! lol! *kim starts her fire..* kim: *says to self* oh, Melody where are you? *kim jumps, cause there was a noise in the background!* kim: *gasp* anyone there? *satnds up and grabs a large stick, as a weapon* *kim slowly walks closer...* kim: show your self! *out pops a dear!* kim:*gasp* oh you stupid dear! *throws her stick donw, and heads back over to the fire, when all of a sudden someone grabs her from behind!! and covers her mouth! she pulls and scratches and tries o get away or scream! but they keep on draging her, she fiight hard enough so that the guys hand comes off of her mouth for a second, and its then that she screams:* kim: MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOODDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! *lol* *he being a super sonic hunter, he hears everything! lol and now melody is on his way!!* lol
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1800's
Nov 25, 2006 2:44:45 GMT -5
Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 25, 2006 2:44:45 GMT -5
lol, "I'm on my way, Miss Kim...yup, yup, YUP! Me and me huntin' gun, too! Yup, yup. YUP!" *The man pulls her deep into a cave* *He starts a fire and keeps his face hidden* *She looks to him and gives him an evil glare* Kim: You better have some magic plan, mister, 'cause my fiance' is gonna be comin' 'round those trees over there and he'll kick the livin' tar outta you! *Silence* Kim: Why won't you answer me?! *She kicks and squirms; though she isn't tied up, she tries to make a scene, getting any kind of reaction from him* Kim: I--....I'm gonna scream. *She looks over to him, trying to egg him on; a response, a yell, a slap; anything to let her know what she's dealing with* ...Don't you think I won't do it...'ca--'cause I will! *She keeps her eyes fixed on him...he's just sitting near the shadows* Kim: *Angrilly* So, did you just bring me in here to keep you entertained? *Silence* Kim: ANSWER MEEE!!! *Melody hears the screams in the far off distance, but he's unable to find his horse, so he'll have to rough it on ground* *Kim looks around and notices that the cave is open...she's free to run if she'd like, but she better be quick; this fellow sure doesn't say much, but he could be one of those queer madmen that has few words but much anger.* *She decides to stay put...* Kim: *Looking to the man* Aren't you going to say anything? *The man looks to her, still lingering in the shadows, his eyes cast a remarkably stunning sparkle; peircing blue eyes that seem to capture her heart and take her breath away* Kim: Who--...who are you? I know what you're going to write... A. It was Melody. B. You're annoyed that I keep switching characters on you. C. Too much drama and not enough fun. D. ....It was all just a dream. Well, take your pick. But know, that you can change Jerry's character's around, too! First he could be Jerry or Melvin, or Jarome Littlefield, Buddy Love ( )...just a whole bunch of characters...it's really fun ;D
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