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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 4, 2006 22:31:02 GMT -5
LOL, I know, I'm sorry, I don't know how to respond!
Let's see...AH! I just read up and geez...I got my threads mixed up again! Stupid me! I hate this horrible memory!!
I'll have to get my bearings straight...more time for Jerry and Sel! lol
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 5, 2006 1:12:41 GMT -5
lol!! ok, well then c'mon jerry, we're back on! lol jer: what happened?? sel: you fell off the bull jerry! you hit your head pretty hard! are you ok? jer: I fell off the bull? how did that happen? sel: well..you hoped on, started to ride..then BAM! you flew off! hit the floor mighty hard! jer: ooooooh! my head!!!! *trying to get off the floor* sel: oh honey dont get up! you might hurt yourself, *lays him backdown, then people begin to laugh!* sel:*walks right up to a big tall, meaty man who's laughing! and says* and whats so funny??!!*pokes him with every "huh"* huh? you think thats funny, bub?? huh? huh?? man: look lady! you better keep your hands off of me! sel: yeah?? man:yeah!! sel:*pokes him again* YEAH??? man:yeah! *pushes sel* jer: hey!! man: and what do you want?? jer: *trying to get off the ground* keep your filthy hands of my girl!! sel: oh jerry! sit down, your not well, and dont worry about this bub! I can take care of him!! man: oh yeah?? sel: ugh! do we have to go through this??*sel grabs a bottle off the bar and breaks it on the mans head!* *then the whole bar goes wild!! people start punching people, every one starts yellin!! ita real salooon fight!! lol! sel runs and grabs Jerry and they both run on out of that place!* jer: boy, I should have never doughted ya! sel: yeah! *kisses jerry as they walk away from the flying chairs and bottles! lol*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 5, 2006 1:36:52 GMT -5
Oooo!! A saloon fight?! Deeds and I will be there in a minute!
*Kim and Deeds wake from their sleep to hear the saloon next door go crazy*
(Yes, the bar is right across the street to the hotel)
*Kim races to the window and looks out*
Kim: Oh darling! Let's go down to the saloon! (I keep saying Saloon because 'bar' just sounds so dirty, lol)
Deeds: Why do you wanna go there?
Kim: 'Cause I think Jerry and Sel are in there.
Deeds: How do you know for sure?
Kim: ...Jerry's high pitch voice can be heard for miles...they're there.
Deeds: *Chuckles* All right, grab your coat. (oh get your hat, leave your worries...on the doorst--I'm sorry, I've been listening to Dean all day ;D )
*The two saunter down the steps and head over to the saloon*
*They get in and watch as guys are throwing bottles at each other, screaming*
Kim: *Laughs* Wow! This is wild! Look at all th--
*A man grabs Kim and darts into the large mob of people*
Deeds: *Alert* Hey! You get back here with my lady!
*He chases after the man in the crowd but gets lost*
Deeds: Kim! Kim, where are you?
*He hears her screaming but can't figure on which direction it's coming from*
*Sel and Jerry run up to him*
Sel: Hey, where's Kim?
Deeds: Some fella took her!
Sel: Ooooo, the storm is about to begin.......Deeds, you better not get crazy, again...these guys are drunk and they don't know what they're doing.
Jerry: Yeah, they ain't worth it.
Deeds: *Looks around, grinding his teeth* I'm gonna find him, and when I do, I sure hope Kim's not around to see him get his head knocked in.
Sel: *Looks to Jerry and shrugs* Well, there's no hope now...that man who's got Kim is gonna die to-night...
*Deeds, wades himself through the crowds of people, calling for Kim*
Deeds: KIM! KIM!!
*He jumps up on the bar and calls out her name again*
*He sees her getting carried on the man's shoulder into a back room*
*He jumps down and chases after the man*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 5, 2006 2:00:19 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 5, 2006 2:22:05 GMT -5
lol, You got it!
And no, I don't like getting kidnapped, but after over 7 pages of 70 posts...you gotta keep up the fast pace! So, I guess it's just an open ballpark...where trouble and chaos are able to sneak in...you accept them with open arms, lol.
Though I think my favorite thread, now, is the 1800's....it's just so cool!!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 5, 2006 22:34:26 GMT -5
lol! you just Love MELODY!! lol! *sel and jer begin to call out kims name* sel: KIM!! jer: KIM!! sel: I dont know where she could be! jer: oh well, lets get out of here! (LOL ) sel: NO! she's missing! we gotta find her! jer:*rolls hihs eyes* ahh, do we have to??!! sel: c'mon..KIM!!! jer: KI--*jerry gets hit with a bottle! lol* sel: jerry?? jerry!! *runs over to jerry who's on the floor again! lol* are you okay? jer: hey! theres two of you! *begins to laugh like a loon! lol* sel: *stands up and and yell out as loud as possible!:* HEY! *everyone stops and looks to sel! lol* sel: WHO THREW THIS BOTTLE??!! *picks up the bottle next to jerrys head, who by the way is still laughing* sel: HELLO? ANYONE HOME?? WHO THREW THE BOTTLE??? *no one answers* sel: NO TAKERS? WELL THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE YOU ALL ON! jerr: *who stops laughin* sel? what are you doing? your crazy! stop! stop right now!! sel: oh dont worry darling! *bends down and kisse jerry*lol! man: I think you better listen to that kid! sel: THAT KID IS MY MAN, AND SOMEBODY HURT HIM, *rolls up her sleeve* SO NOW ITS PAYBACK TIME! *lol * *sel runs and jumps behind the bar, and stars breaking bottles over peoples heads, throwing chairs and bitting people! LOLOLOL!!, after a while evey one is on the floor in pain! (mwahaha)* *sel runs over to jerry* sel: you ok honey? jer: my heros! sel: heros?? jer: yeah the both of yous! sel: *laughs* ok, I think we should go back to the hotel.. jer: wait! what about kim! sel: *gasp* oh no! kim! *whats happened to kim??!! lol!*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 6, 2006 12:00:06 GMT -5
lol, Kim's dead, but this is a riot! *Rolls eyes* Only kidding... *Kim gets carried to a warehouse (oh, look...it's Sel's house! ) and gets thrown on the ground by the drunk* Kim: What's wrong with you? Why are you doing this? Man: Shut up! Kim: I haven't done anything wrong, I-- *The man walks over and slaps her cheek* *She holds her cheek and tears start to fill her eyes* Man: *Walks over to the door and locks it tight* You aren't going anywhere, you stupid broad. Kim: You better be careful, there's gonna be a man banging on that door in a minute, and when he does...YOU'RE gonna be the one in pain. Man: *Laughs* Stupid AND delirious... Kim: *Sobs heavily and grinds her teeth in desperation* Oh Deeds, please help me...*Hours later the man walks into the kitchen area (it may be a warehouse, but it's a HOMEY warehouse ) and fixes himself up a sandwich* *The effect of alcohol has nearly worn off* Man: *Still gruff, but a little softer in tone* You want a sandwich? Kim: *Laying on the ground with her hands tied behind her back, dazed* No, thank you. Man: Fine, but you ain't getting anything else to eat! Kim: *Dazed* I don't care. Man: Stupid woman. *He takes a bite of his sandwich and sits down on the couch, staring at her* Man: What was a pretty gal like you doin' in a bar like that? Kim: I'm just a stupid woman...you were right. Man: Yeah, you sure are. *He laughs and eats another bite from his sandwich* Man: So, where's that man you were talkin' about? The one that's supposed to come in here and cause me some pain? Kim: *Tears well up in her eyes and she continus to lay on the ground, motionless* I don't know anymore... Man: *Laughs* Broads...they live in such a fantasy land... *Back at the hotel, Jerry and Sel call around, looking for Kim, but they're unable to get any possitive responses* Sel: *On phone* Thank you...yes, goodbye. *She hangs up and looks to Jerry* Sel: Well, I can't find Kim and now Deeds is missing. Jerry: You know Deeds, he's off looking for her! Sel: Someone said they saw a man that fit his description wandering around in the park, that was hours ago, he hasn't been found, and the people who saw him didn't think he was in a hurry to get any place. So this is all just very strange... Jerry: *Laughs* You're telling me?! They're both strange! Sel: Oh Jerry, *snuggles up to him* what are we going to do? Jerry: *Smiles and kisses her forehead, holding her close* I don't know, sweetie, let's just figure this all out tomorrow, it's getting late. Sel: *Yawns* All right...tomorrow it is. *She falls asleep in his arms*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 6, 2006 21:54:52 GMT -5
omg!! we just leave you!!?? thats so mean! lol! and you've been with that guy for hours and he's just watching you??!! LOL! wow! kim: so what do yu want from me? you just gonna stare? mad: whats it to ya? kim: well I kinda had some things to do, if you dont mind.. man: are you gettin smart with me? kim: ughh! look pal I aint got all day! either kill me, or untie me! man: what did you say to me? kim: look! im on this cold floor, for like 2 hours! and I really have to go pee! *LOL* man: oh..well, ughh ok! get up! *picks kim up and walks her to the bathroom...in the warehouse! lol* kim: do you mind? *signals to her arms that are tied up* man: *look at kim suspiciusly* kim: look, I cant wait any longer! just untie 'em! man: ok, ok! dont be so pushy! *LOL**unties kim* Kim: thanks! *takes a step foward,then quiclky turns and kicks the guy!! (you know where), he falls to the ground and kim head stright for the door! she opens it and deeds runs right into her!* kim: Deeds?? *holds him close!*what are you doing here? deed: I was just about to bust in here! are you ok? you hurt? *looks her all over* kim: no, Im fine..but that guy is still in there! deeds: ok, well you wait out here..and what ever you do, dont open the door kim: why? deeds: cause it's gonna be an ugly sight! *deeds walks into the room, closes the door, kim waits and waits..then like 15 mins. later Deeds comes out, perfect, just a little sweat on his head, and a couple of hairs out of place..* deeds: well I dont think we'll ever be seeing him again.. kim: *kisses deeds and holds him tight* my hero! *the two walk back to the hotel..*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 7, 2006 0:19:00 GMT -5
Awwww, my hero ;D
*Kim and Deeds walk up to their room*
*Not wanting to be rude, and seeing it's 4 in the morning, they decide to wake Sel and Jerry up tomorrow*
*The next morning Sel leaps out of bed*
Sel: *Shaking Jerry* Jerry...JERRY!
Jerry: *Groggy* Huh? What is it?
Sel: We've gotta go get Kim and Deeds! They're probably dead in a warehouse somewhere!
Jerry: Oh, that's all? You woke me up for that? *Lays his head back on the pillow* wake me when breakfast gets here.
*He falls back to sleep*
Sel: Jerry! *Nudging him violently* Let's go!
*She carries him out of bed and puts on his shoes and coat*
*She bounds out the door with him in arm and leaps down the steps*
*They both run down the street, screaming for Kim and Deeds*
*Kim wakes up in her hotel room*
Kim: *Perks* Darling, did you hear that?
Deeds: *Half asleep* Hear what?
Kim: Sounded like Sel!
Deeds: Go back to sleep, sweetheart, they're probably sleeping like you should be...
Kim: *Listening, but only hears silence* Aww well, I suppose you're right.
*She looks at the clock, which reads 6 am and snuggles back under the covers, next to Deeds*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 7, 2006 2:02:14 GMT -5
lol! sel: what if it's too late??! jer: then we'll have the money to ourselfs!! sel: *swats jerry* shut up! our friends might be dead and all you can think of is money? jer: *laughs* look darling, they are fine! in fact I bet there at the hotel right now! *LOL* sel: yeah! if only it was that easy! *LOL* she's prolly murdered! jer: look at me! *grabs sel* calm down! she fine and so is deeds! sel: but how do you know? jer: because I can see them in their window! *points behind sel to the hotel and kim and deeds are holding each other, looking outside! lol* sel: what??!! jer: *laughs* look, I told you they were ok! sel: why I oughta'-- jer: c'mon lets go back..Im tired! sel: oh, ok! *the two walk back to the hotel, hwen all of a sudden...someone pushes kim out the window!!!* sel: oh no! deeds is gonna kill her! *the two run to the hotel!!* (mwahaha)
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 7, 2006 2:08:34 GMT -5
LOL, IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!
*Kim shrieks out the window*
Kim: Help me, please! Someone help!
(I have no idea where I'm gonna go with this story...though I always knew HE was trying to kill me, LOL.)
Sel: Oh no, Jerry, we've gotta help her!
Jerry: *Sighs* She's always in trouble....she must have the worst luck in the world.
*Sel slaps Jerry*
Sel: Come on! He's gonna try and kill her!
*The two race up the steps and rush into Kim and Deeds' room...*
*They're both sound asleep*
*Sel looks to Jerry and Jerry to Sel*
*They run back downstairs and see the woman dangling from the window*
Jerry: Kim!!??
*The lady shrieks*
Jerry: *Throws a shoe at the woman* Is your name Kim?
Lady: No! I'm Suzan!
Jerry: Oh, sorry, we don't know ya'...good luck with all that!
*The two walk back up the stairs and climb into bed*
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 7, 2006 22:39:44 GMT -5
!!!!!! *sel and jerry walk back up to there room* sel: boy I sure am hungry! jer: yeah! me too! lets order room servise! *picks up the phone* sel: hey! look! jer: what? sel: look the lady's shoe fell off into our window! *walks over to the window and picks the shoe up* here ya go! *puts the shoe on the lady's dangling foot! lol* lady: what? oh thnks...I guess. * * sel: no problem! *closes the window* *jer and sel enjoy there meal, later kim and deeds come in the room* sel: hey fellas! how did Deeds save ya this time kim? kim: well the way he always does! sel: hows that? kim: perfectly! (aw! ) *kim gives deeds a kiss, while sel and jerry roll there eyes! lol* jer: sel, would you mind getting the paper? sel: ok honey, *by the way the paper comes to the hotel door! lol! * *sel opens the door and picks up the paper..* here you go! why did you need a paper? jer: well we still need jobs! sel: oh yeah! *sel kim and deeds begin to talk to each other..then jerry gets up and grabs all their belongings* sel: whats wrong? what are you doing? jer: we gotta go! kim: what? whats wrong with him sel? sel: I dont know! jerry! whats wrong? *deeds walks over to jerry and grabs him by the shoulders* deeds: whats going on? jerry: *picks up the paper and shows them...in the paper were all four of there faces! under it said "wanted! for murder and robery!"...... jer: w
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 8, 2006 0:08:10 GMT -5
Jerry's famous last words..."w" *Deeds and Jerry dash out the door and hail for a taxi* *Kim and Sel look to each other and shrug, continuing on with their food* Kim: I hope t-- *The boys runs back in and grab the girls by the shirt* Kim: *Finishing her toast with it in hand* Hey! I'm not finished yet! Sel: *With her soupbowl in hand* Yeah! Neither am I! *They all get into the taxi and speed off down the road* Jerry: So, what are we in the mood for today? Kim: *Annoyed* I don't care...and ya' know what? *Raises a brow and points her finger on Jerry* I'd like to know where all that money went! (Am I in the right thread? ) Jerry: What's with the anger? I didn't take any money!
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 8, 2006 15:22:40 GMT -5
omg!!! Im sorry! lol, i didnt mean to write that! lol, my brother kept messing with me when I was typing so I qick pushed "post reply" he must have deleted it! omg!! it was supposed to say: "we gotta get out of here!" lol!! (and by the way you are in the right thread! lol) sel: the money is packed in our suitecase! kim: oh yeah!..(LOL) sel: so whats going on? jer: *shows them the picture of all four of them in the newspaper* sel: what?? oh jerry what are we gonna do? we're wanted for murder! kim: you know...*looks closer at the paper* this is not a bad picture! I look quite nice, dont you guys think? *looks up to everyone for there opinion* *everyone looks at kim as if she were insane, lol * kim: what?....oh right,*puts on her serius face* what are we gonna do? sel: right...*looks at kim, as if to say are you for real? lol* kim: what you guys??!! Im sorry! i was just stating a fact, I do look good in this picture! * * Deeds: ok, well we gotta buy some time! jer: money's not the problem, our faces are! kim: oh deeds, what are we gonna do?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 8, 2006 18:42:59 GMT -5
*Deeds takes the paper and points to the top*
Jerry: Yeah, what about it?
Deeds: It was dated two weeks ago...this is the old paper.
All: *Laugh* Ohhhhhhhh.
*Deeds rolls his eyes*
*Takes the paper*
Kim: Wow....I really do look good as an outlaw...
Everyone: Kim...
Kim: Yeah?
Everyone: Shut up.
Kim: *Cowers* Okay.
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 8, 2006 21:33:13 GMT -5
lol!!! you just dont want to leave Montana!! lol! (have we even been there 2 weeks? lol) sel: so now what do we do? deeds: go back! kim: yeah!! *does a little dance* lol jer: why did the newspapaer man deliver an old paper today? (LOL) sel: that darn paper boy!! I should ring his neck!! kim: well lets turn around! deeds: *to driver* can you take us back please? driver: ok.. *the ride back is quiet untill the get near to the hotel* sel: you know what I miss about being a hobo? *they all look at each other, and read each others minds...* sel: ready? all: yup! sel: 1, 2, 3, go! *they open the door and all roll out and run! * sel: *out of breath* boy, that never gets old! kim: yeah!! *they all laugh* jer: wait! all: what? jer: we left the bag of money in his car!!! all: what?? *dum-dum-dummmm! lol*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Nov 8, 2006 22:51:27 GMT -5
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Post by Mrs. Lewis on Nov 8, 2006 23:06:17 GMT -5
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