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Post by butterscotchgreer on Jul 9, 2007 19:10:30 GMT -5
ohhhhh! how romantic angie! ill think on it.
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Post by butterscotchgreer on Jul 9, 2007 19:15:53 GMT -5
this is what i imagine stretch as. heehee!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 9, 2007 19:19:25 GMT -5
AWWWWWWWWWWW! I always loved Stretch....don't tell Mike
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Post by Sugarpuss on Jul 9, 2007 19:29:12 GMT -5
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Post by coopsgirl on Jul 9, 2007 19:32:18 GMT -5
I guess I've watched my Indiana Jones movies too many times!! I love waterfalls too so I had to find a way to work one in there.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 9, 2007 19:39:23 GMT -5
Awww, it's beautiful, Marty
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Post by butterscotchgreer on Jul 9, 2007 20:40:41 GMT -5
wow its a beautiful waterfall dahling!
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Post by butterscotchgreer on Jul 9, 2007 21:46:30 GMT -5
the men stop right as they get out from under the waterfall. they are soaking wet and kiss each other again.(talk about twue wove! heehee)-princess bride and you know it angie!
kim: well arent you going to let us walk now?
mike:*looks to stratch and clint* of course not
angie: and why not?*she smiles*
clint: because we want to, thats why.
theresa:oh yes girls, they just have to wear the pants remember?
kim, angie: oh right!*all three smile*
they walk a little more and the guys finally let them walk.
kim:i remember that there was an oversized palm tree taller than all the other trees in the forrest on the map
clint pulls out the map to check
clint: shes right
mike looks to her and shoots her a large grin
theresa: oh you mean that oversized palm tree? *she points*
angie: wow! its ginormous!!
stretch: well what are we suppose to do when we get there?
clint: well the map says its just there to lead us to the treasure.
angie: i think we'ere suppose to go thataway*she points north of the tree.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 9, 2007 22:06:37 GMT -5
Wow, I haven't heard that in forever! "Twueeee woooooov"
*Kim and Mike walk side-by-side in silence, Kim leans over and whispers*
Kim: Those manly pants never did fit that tux.
*Mike looks to her and gasps*
Kim: Well geez, I didn't--
Theresa: BRANCH!
*Theresa lifts the branch and it hits Kim in the face*
Kim: Why you!
*Kim chases after Theresa. Theresa starts running like mad and screaming. The two run as fast as they can but almost fall down a steep cliff. Theresa holds out her arm and stops Kim, just as she almost falls down. The other 4 come running up and look to the girls, then immediately their gaze drops to the bottom of the cliff.*
Clint: Woah! That's a--
Angie: Cliff.
*Clint nods then looks back down*
Clint: Looks about right...
Stretch: What are we gonna do now?
*The boys look to the girls*
Angie: Well golly! Isn't this just put-the-puzzle-together-or-die week!
Theresa: I say we climb down and keep on going.
Kim: ...I say we forever choose the opposite of Theresa.
*Theresa scoffs and hits Kim on the shoulder*
Kim: *Long drawn out pause* ....Owwwwww.
Theresa: Oh please, I've hit you harder than that before...
Kim: ...How does that help?
Angie: Girls, girls, shhh, we have to figure this out and you're *slaps Theresa* not *slaps Kim* helping!
*All the girls start slapping each other and the boys pull them apart*
Mike: Girls, calm down! Don't make me--
Theresa: You gonna slap me?
*Kim looks to Mike and gasps*
Kim: Don't slap my sisters!
*Kim starts slapping Mike but he grabs her hands and gives her a kiss. She calms right down. Angie turns to Clint sharply and points her finger at him*
Angie: Every time we get into a fight....that's what I want you to do to calm me down.
*Clint smiles teasingly and smirks*
Clint: Yes ma'am...
*The gang stares at the bottom of the steep cliff and sighs*
Theresa: ...I say we push Kim down and take her share.
Kim: Tonight you shall sleep with a turd.
Theresa: What was that?
Kim: I said don't be such a nerd.
*Kim shakes her head and walks off giggling*
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Post by coopsgirl on Jul 10, 2007 8:26:24 GMT -5
Oh you two are cracking me up That's so funny Theresa that you had me say 'ginormous' b/c I do use that word a lot. I got cracked up too Kim when you had me pointing my finger at Clint b/c I do that way too much and my mom is always telling me to holster my finger. I don't even realize I'm doing it. And yes I love the Princess Bride references. Let's hope those bad guys are really dead and not just mostly dead - ha! Stretch: *talking to Clint* I think being married into this family will be more of an adventure than anything we find out here. *They both laugh quite loudly*. Theresa: *playfully slapping Stretch on the arm* Hey we come as a package deal and you better get used to it. Stretch: Okay, okay! But seriously what are we gonna do from here? Angie: Well it will take longer but I think we should just try and make our way around to the other side. Clint: That's probably the safest thing to do. Stretch: I see how it is. You're always agreeing with Angie's suggestions but not with Theresa's. Clint: Yeah that's right. You got a problem with that? *Stretch and Clint pretend to fight with each other and the girls realize they are making fun of their earlier fight*. Angie: Okay we get it you can stop 'fighting' now boys. Clint: Can we fight with your girls instead? *He grabs Angie in a headlock and tries to give her noogies but she slips away and he chases after her quickly catching her and spinning her around. Theresa: Hey where did Kim and Mike go? *They look around but don't see them anywhere*. Angie & Theresa: *shouting* Kim! Mike! Where are you guys? *After a couple minutes they see Kim and Mike coming out of the bushes with berries and other fruits gathered up in their shirts.* Kim: Hey we found some berries and stuff back there. Theresa: Oh good, I'm so hungry. Angie: Is that all you found back there? *she says as she picks grass from the back of Kim's head* Kim: *blushing* Do you want the berries or not Sis? Angie: Okay okay, come on and we'll fix some lunch. Theresa: You know Stretch, I love coconuts *she says as she looks up to the top of one of the palm trees*. Stretch: How do you think we're supposed to get 'em down? Theresa: Do like the natives. Just shimmee up there and grab one. Stretch: Shimmee up a tree!!! Theresa: *pouting* Oh come on Stretch. I know you can do it. Stretch: Well I don't want to do it by myself. Don't you want Clint to get you a coconut too Angie? Angie: *makes a disgusted face* No, I hate coconuts. Clint: *gives her a big kiss* I love you so much for hating coconuts! Kim: I don't like them either so it looks like you're on your own. Stretch: *stands there looking up at the tree for a few minutes and finally decides to give it a try*. *They all cheer for him as he makes his way up the tree and after a few minutes he reaches the top and knocks a couple coconuts loose and they fall to the ground. When he was nearly all the way back down he slipped and fell causing everyone to laugh*. Theresa: *running over to him* Oh are you okay honey? Stretch: Yeah I'm fine. You better eat all of those coconuts though. Theresa: I will *and she kisses him*. *After they eat they begin making their way around the edge of the cliff. Mike begins singing 'Pistol Packin' Mama' very badly and soon Clint and Stretch join in causing the girls to laugh so hard they cry*.
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Post by butterscotchgreer on Jul 10, 2007 9:48:47 GMT -5
"no more rhymes no i mean it, anybody want a peanut?" heehee! i love that line.
as they reach around the edge of the cliff, they walk forward.
kim: was that cliff even on the map?
clint: well,*he analyzes closely* i think its the tiny little black line rigfht there a few inches to the left of the ginormous palom tree.
they all look closely and try to find it
angie: oh well so much for letting us know
theresa giggles
kim: and whats so funnyt about that theresa?
theresa: im sorry yall all look so cute analyzing that ity bity curve that none of us saw in the first place. just the whole situation is funny
clint: it looks like the next place we come to is a village nearby somewhere, called painville.(couldnt resist heehee)
stretch: whats painful?
clint: not painful, painville?
theresa: thats okay darling i still think youre cute.
stretch smiles and blushes.
stretch:well*he clears his throat*we um....better head that way then.
they walk to the entrance of painville.
kim: im tired, can we take a break here?
mike:wow, there is noone in sight
a tumble weed rolls across the street as mike says that.
theresa: it is completely abandoned guys.
angie: no ya think?
theresa: no, i know
the girls giggle and the men look on with smiles.
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Post by coopsgirl on Jul 10, 2007 9:59:28 GMT -5
"no more rhymes no i mean it, anybody want a peanut?" heehee! i love that line.
That line cracks me up everytime!!!!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 10, 2007 12:54:35 GMT -5
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 10, 2007 13:02:46 GMT -5
lol, We are seriously so lost. I don't know where to take us....this story will go on FOREVER!
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Post by butterscotchgreer on Jul 10, 2007 13:23:54 GMT -5
well the longer the better. heehee!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 10, 2007 13:43:53 GMT -5
*Everyone looks around to see if maybe there's a soul in the place, but not-a-one do they find. Kim and Mike wander into a run down "motel" and look around*
Mike: It looks sturdy enough; just needs a coat of paint and some wallpa--
Kim: Mike...
Mike: Yeah?
Kim: Shut up, darling.
*Mike walks over to her and puts his hand behind her back, looking up the stairs*
Mike: Should we go up?
Kim: You know I want to!
*The two walk up the stairs cautiously; with every step they take the floor creaks. They walk up to the hall and find about 3 rooms on each side.*
Kim: Do you think we should stay here until we figure out where we're really heading?
Mike: I think that's a good idea.
*Kim peaks her head out the window and looks around, finding Theresa, Angie, Clint and Stretch sitting in the middle of the street looking over the map. Kim goes to call them but out of the corner of her eye she sees a herd of Indians racing into town.*
Kim: You guys! We've got company! Get up here quick!
*The 4 look up to Kim who's on the 4th floor of the motel and then look toward the sound of hooves making their way toward them. They all dash into the motel and up the stairs without the Indians noticing. Theresa looks back and shrieks*
Theresa: The map!!
*Theresa hesitates, looking back to the map then the Indians. Angie calls out to Theresa but Theresa makes a break for it and tries to grab the map but the Indians spot her and ride toward her furiously. Stretch and Clint have already found their way up to Kim and Mike, but Angie hides beside the door frame and watches Theresa closely*
Indian Chief: Why you come here?
Theresa: I--I was lost...
Indian Chief: You have friends?
Theresa: *Loosens up and says sarcastically* No, I'm home schooled--
Indian Chief: Silence!
*Theresa straightens up. The Indian Chief steps down from his horse and grabs a piece of her hair; he utters something in his tongue then looks to his other tribe members. He grabs hold of her arm effortlessly as she struggles*
Theresa: What are you doing? Let me go!
*Stretch hears this and peaks his head out of the window, filled with rage he calls out*
Stretch: Let my girl go! Don't touch her!!
*The whole tribe looks up. Kim slaps Stretch and shakes her head*
Kim: You're not too bright, are you Stretch?
Stretch: I don't care, Kim. That's my girl and I'd never leave her in the hands of a dangerous Indian. ....I'm going down there.
*Stretch makes a break for it out the door, dodging Clint and Mike, who want to keep him from drawing attention to the rest of them. He runs out into the street and grabs hold of Theresa; the two cling to each other as Stretch looks to the Chief angrily and sneers*
Stretch: What do you want with her?
*The Indian Chief goes to speak but gets interrupted by Clint, Angie, Kim and Mike. The girls walk forward and put their arms around Theresa*
Angie: You can't take our sister...
Kim: You'll have to take us, too...
Angie: You are such an idiot, Kim....now we're all gonna die.
*Theresa shrieks and faints in Stretch's arms*
Kim: What do you want with her?
*The Indian Chief looks to a few of his tribesmen and they walk over and grab hold of the gang. The boys struggle with all their might to save their girls, but it's no use. The Chief walks over to the girls and places his hand under their chins and checks their nails gruffly, as if looking over cattle.*
Angie: I think he wants to give us a makeover...
Kim: Their makeovers are completely different from the one's in America...
*The Chief, again, utters something in his native language and looks back to the girls*
Indian Chief: You make good wives for my sons. You, come with me and b--
Mike: No! You can't--
*Mike struggles to break free but one of the men bangs him over the head, knocking him unconscious*
Kim: Mike!
*Kim begins to sob and stops squirming, looking to Mike*
Angie: We're engaged women...You can't force us to marry your sons!
Indian Chief: I make you do what I want.
*The Chief makes a motion to gather the girls onto the horses. They get lifted onto the backs of the horses along with the other Indians. Angie and Clint reach out their hands and lightly caress each other's finger tips.*
Clint: Don't worry, I'll get us out of this, Angie!
*Stretch looks to Theresa*
Stretch: I love you, Theresa...
*Theresa smiles weakly*
Theresa: I love you, too, Stretch.
*Kim looks to Mike, who's still unconscious and grinds her teeth; the tears streaming out of her eyes*
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Post by coopsgirl on Jul 10, 2007 14:41:03 GMT -5
Ooooh that was so sad and dramatic!!!!
*Standing in the middle of the street in a dust cloud left by the Indians, Stretch tries to revive Mike while Clint retrieves the map that was blowing down the street*.
Mike: *rubbing his head* What happened? Where are the girls?
Stretch: They've been kidnapped. That chief wants them to marry his sons.
Mike: They can't do that, we have to go find them.
Clint: That's exactly what we're gonna do.
*They help Mike up and begin walking down the dusty street following the hoofprints left behind*
*After a short ride the girls along with their captors reach the Indians camp. They are greeted by the sights of teepees and many other Indians wearing beautifully decorated and beaded clothing. The men help them down off the horses and the girls run to each other and stand close together holding hands. The chief leaves and in a few minutes returns with his sons. They are each quite tall with very muscular physiques, striking features, and long black hair*. (Hey no reason why these guys gotta be ugly - ha!)
Chief: These are my sons. You will marry them tonight under the full moon. *He takes Angie and leads her to his oldest son, then Kim to the middle son, and Theresa to his youngest*. Now go and take them to their tent.
*The young men lead their future brides into the camp as all the women give them incredibly dirty looks. They come to a large teepee and go inside.*
Angie: *grabbing her man's arm* Please you can't keep us here!! *She falls down to her knees* I'm begging you sir, please let us go. We each have men of our own and they must be absolutely sick with worry.
Man: You mean you are already married?
Angie: *fibbing a little* Yes, yes we are and we love them very much.
Man: *he hesitates for a minute looking into her sad and worried eyes* Well it does not matter, the ceremony will go on anyway. *With that the men turn and leave*.
Kim: What are going to do? We have to get outta here.
Angie: I know, I know.
Theresa: Maybe we can sneak out once it gets dark. *No sooner does she get the words out of her mouth as two very large, burly men show up to guard their tent*. Well so much for that idea I guess.
*Meanwhile in the Chief's hut the sons talk over their situation*.
Youngest Son: Did you see the looks on their faces? They are scared to death.
Eldest Son: Of course they are. They were taken from their husbands and are being forced to marry total strangers.
Middle Son: But I don't want to marry that girl!!
Eldest Son: Neither do I but what choice do we have. You know how Father is once he makes his mind up about something.
Youngest Son: Why can't we help them get away? The town he took them from isn't too far from here and if their men are looking for them maybe we can find them before they find us and land in even more trouble.
Eldest Son: Okay you *pointing to the youngest son* head towards the town and try to find their men.
*He leaves and sets of on his horse to try and find Clint, Mike, and Stretch*.
*Now in the jungle the guys are trying to track the hoofprints as best they can but are having a hard time with the thick brush*.
Mike: What if we can't find them?
Stretch: I don't know what I'll do if I lose Theresa. I've got nothing without her.
Clint: We'll find them. We have to.
*After a couple of hours with the sun now beginning to set the guys hear someone approaching on horse and they each hide in the brush waiting to see who it is*.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Jul 10, 2007 15:57:49 GMT -5
lol, And the guy's go, "You have men of your own? *Phew!* Our pop wants us to marry American's but we've got some dames around the river!"
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