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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 21:14:12 GMT -5
(oh lol, sorry! I so didn't see that lol! *smacks forehead* It's cause I'm from NY, we didn't even make the top ten list of smartest states! haha)
Megan: *laughs while visually picturing it* I think it's a great idea *smacks Jerry for saying otherwise*
Jerry: AHH! Why'dja hit me?!
Megan: 'Cause you're the moron! It's a great idea...
Longfellow: *holds you close and kisses the top of your head* Yes, darling, a very wonderful idea...
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 21:24:45 GMT -5
lol, No, I'm only kidding. I don't mind one bit, though Minnesota isn't on the Top 10's list either, lol...it doesn't even make the top 50, LOL.
Kim: Well...shall we get to it, then?
All: Yeah!
Kim: All right, darling...
Longfellow: Yes?
Kim: *Kisses his cheek* I'd like for you to find your old boxing outfit and put it on.
*He squeezes her tight and salutes, dashing off*
Kim: Jerry, I want you to write a sketch and have it done by the time we get back.
Jerry: Are you kidding?! That'll take forever!
Kim: Jerry...have you ever seen me shop?
*Silence*
Jerry: I'll have it done and you can find me in bed...
Kim: *Laughs* Great.
Megan: What about me?
Kim: Megan...you and me are going dress shopping.
Megan: *Leaps for joy* Yipeee!!
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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 21:32:24 GMT -5
(haha, that's okay, I figured you were. Haha. I think both NY and MN don't even make the top 50 LOL)
Jerry: *sits down and starts writing*
Megan: *grabs my purse* Oh! This is going to be so exciting! I haven't had a new dress in forever!
Jerry: *throws away some pieces of paper and starts over again*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 21:47:18 GMT -5
*Kim and Megan dash out the door and run down the hall and into a taxi*
Kim: So, what store should we head off to, first?
Megan: Oh! I know this cute little shop a couple blocks down, you'll love it!
Kim: All right...to the cute little shop!
*The taxi speeds off down the road and stops at the 'cute lil' shop'*
Kim: Wow...it really is called 'Cute Lil Shop' then, huh?
*They both laugh and walk out onto the street*
*Kim hands the driver a $1*
Kim: Keep the change
*The man with wide eyes nods and thanks her*
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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 22:12:00 GMT -5
*Megan and Kim enter the shop*
Shop keeper: Welcome, is there anything I can help you ladies with today?
Kim: Not right at the moment thank you.
Megan: *runs down the rows of dresses and pulls out random ones* ILL TAKE EM!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 22:19:44 GMT -5
Kim: *Laughs* ALL of them?
Megan: *Like a girl in a candy store, nearly foaming at the mouth* Uh huh!!!
Kim: All right, but shouldn't we try them on first?
*Megan leaps off into the fitting rooms and clothes go flying everywhere*
*Kim looks embarassed to the manager*
Kim: ...She's off her meds today...we're airing her out...she doesn't seem to be taking well to the--*Ahem*--She's not well.
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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 22:38:11 GMT -5
Shop Keeper: *gives Kim a concerned look and nods* I see
Megan: *comes out of the fitting room disheveled and wearing mismatched pieces* Have them sent to room 122, The Plaza Hotel *throws the wad of dresses down on the counter and gives the woman a $20*
Kim: *looks at the pile and shakes her head* So...where to next?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 22:50:53 GMT -5
Megan: Hmmm...more clot--
Kim: No.
Megan: All right, then you choose!
Kim: Well, I've had my eye on this gorgeous dress for months now, so I guess this is my golden opportunity.
Megan: Let's go!
*The two skip down the street and happen upon a beautiful jewelry store*
Kim: *Ahem* Shall we?
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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 22:55:54 GMT -5
Megan: Oh we shall, pally, we shall! *Opens the door for Kim bowing* After you Madame!
Kim: *giggles and enters the store*
Megan: *sees the dress on a mannequin and stares at it in wonderment*
Customers: *give me funny looks at walk away*
Manager: *Smiles and walks over to kim* Good day Miss. Can I be of some assistance to you?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 23:06:19 GMT -5
Kim: Yeah! I'd like this dress, please...
Manager: Oh, what a fine choice, would you like to try it on or shall I wrap it up immediately?
Kim: Would you mind if I were to try it on? I'd just like to see how it fits.
Manager: Oh, go right ahead, miss...
*He takes it off the man--thing and hands it to Kim carefully*
Kim: Thank you...I'll be right back, Megan.
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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 23:24:42 GMT -5
Megan: *claps* Oh goody!
Store manager: *Takes a few paces away from me*
Kim: *walks out in it* So, what do you think?
Megan: Longfellow will hit the floor when he sees it!
Kim: Have it wrapped up please.
Megan: *grabs a pair of gloves* Accessories Madame?
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 23:29:24 GMT -5
Kim: Oooo, why thank you!
*The two laugh and walk up to the counter, they pay for it and walk out*
Kim: So, you think they'll like our outfits?
Megan: If they don't...I'll kill 'em.
Kim: *Laughs* I feel the same way
*The two walk down the street a ways and come to a costume shop*
Kim: Oooo! Let's try this place out! I bet we'll find something hilarious for the show!
Megan: Yeah! Let's...surprise 'em
*She winks and they both start laughing hysterically*
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Post by Ajax on Oct 25, 2006 23:47:51 GMT -5
*Megan and Kim enter the costume shop laughing*
Megan: *pulls a pair of "hill-billy teeth" from a shelf and stick them in her mouth* Whatchoo fink?
Kim: Who you callin' a fink?!
Megan: *takes the teeth out* No, what do you think?
Kim: Not bad....*grabs a bloodied mask and puts it on*
Megan: *turns and sees kim, Screams and falls to the floor pretending to faint.
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 25, 2006 23:56:07 GMT -5
*Kim laughs and turns to a pretty princess outfit*
Kim: Oh geez, wouldn't Longfellow just LOVE this.
*She rolls her eyes and prances around in the dress*
Kim: Oh, look at me, I am a pritty little princess
*Megan rolls on the ground, laughing hysterically*
Kim: *Shudders* Okay, anyways...what are we gonna get?
Megan: Oh boy, I don't know. How about a ball gown?
Kim: You mean like baseball?
Megan: No, you moron *whispers Minnesota under her breath*
Kim: What was that?
Megan: Nothing
Kim: Oh, okay... *Whispers New York*
Megan: What?
Kim: We're hearing things. How 'bout we each get something that will go the opposite of the script and play a gag on the boys?
Megan: I love that idea...
Kim: All right, let's find something and split! I'm sure Jerry's almost done by now...
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Post by Ajax on Oct 26, 2006 23:07:06 GMT -5
Megan: Alright *searches fervently*
Kim: *searches through the outfits and finds a victorian dress and holds it up* So?
Megan: Oh, lovely, and it would go beautifully with this parasol and this choker and this pair of gloves, these shoes....
Megan: *holds up a barrel with suspenders* How bout it?
Kim: *laughs* That'll knock em dead!
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 23:11:24 GMT -5
...I so want that for my wedding dress....a barrel with suspenders?! YESSS!!
*Kim laughs hysterically and throws all the costumes on the counter. She pays and then the two split*
Megan: Let's hail a taxi and get back to the hotel, Jerry's probably long finished by now!
Kim: Good idea, let's go!
*The two hop into the taxi and speed off down the road*
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Post by Ajax on Oct 26, 2006 23:41:13 GMT -5
(LOL *shrugs* It was a long night at work...but like the barrels you see cartoon characters wearing, with the straps to hold em up....Sure, why not, I'd say sommit about the wedding dress, but I'll keep it G!)
Megan: *Pays the taxi driver and hops out with her packages* Oh, I hope Jerry likes my barrel!
Kim: *shakes her head* What is it exactly that they put in the water in New York?
Megan: *shrugs* Why?
Kim: Nevermind...*runs up the stairs to the room and fumbles around for the key*
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Post by *~Mrs. Cooper ~* on Oct 26, 2006 23:59:53 GMT -5
*The two rush inside*
Megan: Jerry?
Kim: Longfellow?
*They search around the rooms for the two but they're no where to be found*
Kim: Hey, they aren't here, so let's get dressed and surprise them when they get home.
Megan: Good idea!
*The two dash off into seperate bathrooms and fix themselves up*
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